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Pixie
Posted: Friday, September 18, 2009 6:00:19 AM

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1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2. Are your parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3. My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in em'.

6. If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.

9. I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I think he went in to this cheap motel room.

10. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

11. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til afternoon.

And the best for last......

12. Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up.

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 18, 2009 6:06:30 AM

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laughing3
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 18, 2009 9:30:13 AM

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Oh My.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 5:07:44 PM

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I bet you could suck the chrome off my trailer hitch with your gorges lips!

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 6:44:16 PM

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LfunnyLfunnyLfunny LOVED it too funny :)
Buz
Posted: Thursday, September 1, 2011 8:54:02 PM

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"Didn't we hook up at last year's family reunion?"





Simply_Susan
Posted: Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:16:27 PM

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Egads I've actually heard a few of those while I was bartending.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 2, 2011 2:58:09 PM

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Pixie wrote:

8. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.



I did actually hear this at the gym only a week or so ago Lfunny
I'd never heard it before then lol
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 2, 2011 3:23:07 PM

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hahhah those made me laugh
lucky15
Posted: Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:30:12 AM

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You have legs just like I like, feet at 1 end and pussy at the other!
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