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Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 2:44:03 AM

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Did I fall asleep watching cartoon channel?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 2:49:09 AM

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You were right. That chloroform tastes terrible.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 4:56:37 AM

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be a doll and put the kettle on ;)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:11:46 AM

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Damn, did I have a good time?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:23:09 AM

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Whats my name again?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:27:10 AM

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Wrong room, Fred is it?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:32:40 AM

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You werent kidding, that IS a great workout.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 6:17:59 AM

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I told you I would do anything for a man in uniform.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 6:21:24 AM

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Could You untie me now
CoyBoy
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:15:03 AM

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Mmmm, I know what I'm having for breakfast.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:33:12 AM

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Hope you're cooking, I'll have coffee
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 3:14:40 PM

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yum
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:58:35 PM

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I think I sprained my tongue

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 1:36:19 AM

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why is only the left side of my body shaved?
nellieneska
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 2:25:12 AM

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What the fuck happened to your other eye?

If you can't fuck yourself ... who can you fuck?
RichardScott
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 2:39:08 AM

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And just what DID I say? Why is there a knot in this thing?
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 4:54:29 AM

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wrong room
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 5:00:40 AM

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Man O Man wrong room again BUT lets come up with a plan to win that NEW game newb
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 5:17:54 AM

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nawww not playing its you against E and A good luck haha
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 8:12:58 AM

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Why are you hiding from E and A in my room? They will look here, ya know.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

nellieneska
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 12:46:57 PM

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If you are down for round two, I am so down for round 2

If you can't fuck yourself ... who can you fuck?
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 1:41:54 PM

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Can I join in?
adele
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 2:47:31 PM

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Tina, nellie and PI. Sounds like a wonderful time to me!!

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Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 6:19:54 PM

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Wow, your boobs look even better live!
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 6:24:08 PM

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When did you get here?
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 6:31:01 PM

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Helllllllooooooo Nurse! Yay me!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

darktalen
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 6:32:48 PM

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Wouldn't need to say a thing...she knows what to do. ;)
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 6:34:47 PM

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Good morning, Master, how may pet serve you this morning?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

adele
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 11:37:44 PM

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should we go again right now or have some breakfast first.

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Three more good reads:
In the new Monster Sex category, The Monster in My Dreams
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In the new Occupation category, The Groupie
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/occupations/the-groupie.aspx
In the new Steampunk category, The Pounder
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/steampunk/the-pounder.aspx
bill11
Posted: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 3:45:54 AM

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Have I died and gone to heaven?
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