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Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:24:37 AM

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What is the strangest thing a partner has ever asked you to do sexually and did you do it?
Catnip
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:43:24 AM

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pee on him...
I did... was hard something inside tells your body not to pee on other people...
I only peed on his hand though... Was enough for him, untill he started asking for more...
I guess I just couldn't do it. that one time peeing on his hand was hard enough to do.


rxtales
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:48:29 AM

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Catnip wrote:
pee on him...
I did... was hard something inside tells your body not to pee on other people...
I only peed on his hand though... Was enough for him, untill he started asking for more...
I guess I just couldn't do it. that one time peeing on his hand was hard enough to do.


I have had a similar experience to that.

I also went out with a guy who had a balloon fetish - he wanted me to rub him with balloons while we were having sex. I am really allergic to latex though, so I said no. He got angry and dumped me.

I have a long list of weird things. But that one probably tops it.
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Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 7:17:01 AM

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rxtales wrote:
I also went out with a guy who had a balloon fetish - he wanted me to rub him with balloons while we were having sex. I am really allergic to latex though, so I said no. He got angry and dumped me.


I was wondering where that came from in the "groundless lies" thread. d'oh!
castlequeen
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 12:38:55 PM

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Had a guy that asked if I minded a bit of roleplay and costume play. I said no worries, figuring he was up for the ol' schoolgirl fantasy or the naughty librarian or something equally common. Nooooo.....he wanted me to dress up as the Pink Power Ranger. I couldn't get out that door fast enough!

I did have one guy that hated for me to take my shoes off though. Not just heels, which I can sort of see, but running shoes, hiking boots, etc. No other clothes, but he hated to see me lose the footwear.

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 12:44:29 PM

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No other clothes, but he hated to see me lose the footwear.


Are you sure that he wasn't a she named Zafia?
DaisyChain
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 12:46:43 PM

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I had one partner that asked me if I would wear my DAUGHTER'S school uniform - he was out that door so fast, he didn't know what hit him!
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 2:49:09 PM

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Observation: no male responses. Do they not have limits? dontknow
rxtales
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 2:50:51 PM

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I have also been asked to shave my eyebrows.. I said no
LushPrincess
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:02:14 PM

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ali2teaseu wrote:
Observation: no male responses. Do they not have limits? dontknow


NO..! I think they’re just happy to be getting laid.. evil4
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:04:01 PM

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My strangest BF request was to spank him for being a "bad boy." I tried and started langhing too hard. He was not amused.
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Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:16:32 PM

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After reading this tread I guess it’s not that unusual to have a guy ask you to pee on him… Still, eww so obviously I had a guy ask me to do that, and I did --- in the shower though.

Another nasty ass thing some nasty ass fool asked me to do was defecate on him. Oh and he didn’t want me to just shit on him, he wanted me to shit on his chest, close to his face so that he could rub it in… You know I was out of there in a heartbeat…

tongue6 .. puke .. sad3
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Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:16:46 PM

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I must say, hanging around here has recalibrated my definitions of 'strange' and 'wierd' when it comes to sex, but a few milestones come to mind:

The first out of the ordinary thing I was asked to do was to give what I later learned was called a 'footjob', which at the time seemed extremely odd, but I did it, and actually enjoyed it...but mostly because of how much it excited him.

I also dated a guy who didn't want to have sex in the normal *place*, he mainly wanted to just saw his erection back and forth along my asscrack, then cum on my lower back...not very satisfying for Lexykins.

The next really odd request, phrased as a suggestion (just throwing it out there...) was for me to pee on him. That was a flat no.

Then the wierdest one, for me...which is surpassed by most of you, but it still gave me the creeps: he wanted my underwear. He wouldn't say what for, and I just assumed that he was being funny the first time, so I played along. Then he wanted to take home my wifebeater that I'd just slept in with him. Then he wanted more underwear, and a bra. The key detail here is that they had to have been worn for him to be interested; if they were 'clean' he didn't want anything to do with them.

I shudder to think what he did with them (mostly because I'm almost 100 percent certain that I know).

I kicked him to the curb, so to speak.



MMonroe
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:17:40 PM

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Eeeewww!! I really do not understand this peeing/shitting fetish at all!



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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:18:36 PM

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O0ziiomara0O wrote:
After reading this tread I guess it’s not that unusual to have a guy ask you to pee on him… Still, eww so obviously I had a guy ask me to do that, and I did --- in the shower though.

Another nasty ass thing some nasty ass fool asked me to do was defecate on him. Oh and he didn’t want me to just shit on him, he wanted me to shit on his chest, close to his face so that he could rub it in… You know I was out of there in a heartbeat…

tongue6 .. puke .. sad3



CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!!!!!!
Ghost
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:19:02 PM

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O0ziiomara0O wrote:
ali2teaseu wrote:
Observation: no male responses. Do they not have limits? dontknow


NO..! I think they’re just happy to be getting laid.. evil4


Yes indeed...but I would do the pink power ranger (that cracked me up!!!)
LushPrincess
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:21:41 PM

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Hahahaha Lexy, I had a guy take my panties without asking once, I was going crazy trying to find them, and he sat there and watched me tear the place apart and didn’t say a word. Finally when we were getting ready to leave I saw my thong hanging from his pocket .. WTF..? dontknow
rxtales
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:24:58 PM

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About a year ago I noticed that I had less and less underwear. It just kept disappearing. I found out it was one of the builders in the house that was taking them *shudders*
LushPrincess
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:29:20 PM

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You know when I lived in Cali, my apartment got broken into --- I had jewelry, electronics, valuables, etc… What did they take..? My underwear (the dirty ones) and my sex toys, also a couple of nude pics I had developed…
rxtales
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:31:53 PM

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O0ziiomara0O wrote:
You know when I lived in Cali, my apartment got broken into --- I had jewelry, electronics, valuables, etc… What did they take..? My underwear (the dirty ones) and my sex toys, also a couple of nude pics I had developed…


That's creepy and not something I would want to think about
LushPrincess
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 3:33:43 PM

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I know, and it had to be someone who knew me, they broke in on a Friday (I do laundry on Saturdays) always have --- Ugh there’s some strange people out there…
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 4:19:04 PM

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The pee/poop thing is very gross! Ewwww x1000000!!!

Stealing my panties - less gross but definitely freaky. But I have I given a pair or two to a few guys over the years)

Footjobs - I treat hubby once in awhile (he prefers them with nylons). They can fund because, as Lexy said, it really makes hum crazy.
runonwords
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009 8:48:02 PM

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I had this Lady who wanted me to pee on her, I just couldn't do it, I love to borrow womens panties! But I always fess up ! But really I love women!
southernman
Posted: Saturday, June 06, 2009 4:56:57 AM

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ali2teaseu wrote:
What is the strangest thing a partner has ever asked you to do sexually and did you do it?
Had a girl that wanted me to say her sisters name while having sex. Weird thing was that her sister and my aunt had the same name. I couldn't get into it
rxtales
Posted: Monday, June 08, 2009 4:02:35 PM

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sneeze while having sex
Catnip
Posted: Monday, June 08, 2009 4:31:53 PM

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:O sneeze!
<--- getting scared.

rxtales
Posted: Monday, June 08, 2009 4:35:52 PM

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yeah, that one happened about 20 minutes ago when I was on the phone. I was speechless... WHY SNEEZING?
MMonroe
Posted: Monday, June 08, 2009 4:57:29 PM

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I guess something to do with muscles contracting??



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castlequeen
Posted: Monday, June 08, 2009 9:57:03 PM

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Sneezing could be....dangerous. I had a guy get mad because I stopped giving him head while I had a sneezing fit. I had to explian that if he wanted to risk me biting it off, fine, I'd keep going. He changed his mind immediately for some reason.

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
TheChrisJ
Posted: Monday, June 08, 2009 10:20:48 PM

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Reminds of a friend of mine a few years ago. He told me his girl was giving him head and she used her teeth too much so he slapped her, not too hard. I thought it was pretty funny.

Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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