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Danand
Posted: Friday, December 2, 2011 4:51:18 PM

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A specialist school in Austria has opened up (pardon the pun) to help teach international students all about the finer aspects of human sensuality.

It is open to all comers (oopse, I did it again) as long as they have the readies and are over 16.

http://www.breitbart.tv/worlds-first-school-of-sex-opens/

At $1,000 a term, it seems rather good value. (Though I suspect Room and Board are extra) I am just wondering where they get their staff and precisely how does one go about taking up a position there? (once again. . . the temptation was just too much)

And don't you think the public reaction in Austria has been rather hard on them for their selfless act of pubic service?

(OK.....Ima stop now. That last double whammy even made me groan...and not in a good way.)

For all of yew lovely peopleby way of an apology for my crassness above. Something far more tasteful:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFNY0fLwS4o


“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
― P.J. O'Rourke
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Posted: Friday, December 2, 2011 4:59:05 PM

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Posted: Friday, December 2, 2011 6:58:01 PM

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I think you can. When I was 22 I met a 17 year old virgin boy and decided to fuck him just to see what it was like. He looked much older and had a superb body but was typical of what one would expect sexually of one so young.

Two pumps and an immediate squirt was all I got the first few times. His only redeeming quality was the fact that he could fuck almost continuously - even after an orgasm he didn't seem to lose his erection. Generous massaging of his ego and sexual instruction without destroying his male ego made him ... slowly at first ... able to control his desires and after a few weeks he became a really good lover. If the silly boy hadn't got involved - or so he said - swearing undying love for me things may have have progressed between us. I often wonder about him and where he is now, but one thing's for sure ... I created a superb lover for some lucky girl.
HK4167
Posted: Saturday, December 3, 2011 12:13:20 AM

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I agree with Lauren. Sex could be taught, maybe via more than one teacher, but it sure could be taught.

I'm not a sex expert, but I do have some experience and skills. Some skills like alphabet letter tongue movement and short-long thrust combinations are learned from Penthouse forum and Karma Sultra books, while others are learned from my ex gfs.

When I started dating, I was young and inexperienced. Most knowledge I had about sex were from porn videos showing dudes just pounding. Fortunately my first few sex partners were more experienced than me and willing to teach me. They taught me how to be patient and slow, how to watch her reaction, how to control the rythem, when to let her take control, and things like that. I learned a lot from them, and changed from a hormone driven young boy to a gentle lover.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
ArtMan
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 7:32:18 PM

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A skilled lover as a partner works great.

You are invited to read Passionate Danger, Part II, a story collaboration by Kim and ArtMan.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx

1Zratedgal
Posted: Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:07:46 AM

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Abso-Fucking-Lutely!

Sex is an art! and therefore it is ever growing, changing, evolving.
It has no end except the limits of your imagination.

There are so many different ways to do it and enjoy it!

There are many seminars and smaller classes in things like tantic and sensuality and don't forget resorts for adults that have similar themes and intimacy classes as well.

It's about time for a full sex school! There are too many bad fucks out there! LOL

Kisses!

Steph
cathyrohan
Posted: Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:21:36 AM

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1Zratedgal wrote:


There are too many bad fucks out there! LOL

Kisses!

Steph



Hahaha!! Sex school sounds fun.

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
Michael
Posted: Wednesday, December 7, 2011 1:55:08 PM

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"Can You Teach The Fine Art of Fucking?"

Yes, and I am willing to give extra credit where earned.

Also, advanced classes are available.

Rates are "negotiable".

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