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Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:20:14 PM

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Another young high school boy, maybe one of his school's cheerleaders would fall for that come-on, lol xx
frogman1
Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 5:58:06 PM

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WOW that someone would use a line like that LOL I am thinking he gets slapped alot or just told to fuck off and die!! LOL
I dont think I could even say something like that even when we are joking around lol
I can see and hear her now rolling her eyes at me and saying "really and then walking away"
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:17:16 PM

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"hiiiii i m waiting to hav a chat wiyh you for a long time
if interested please comi in private chat"

here you go.. another masterpiece.. pick up line... and this guy says he is A "MARRIED SINGLE MAN"

now that the heck is a MARRIED SINGLE MAN????
beowulf69
Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:45:38 PM

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those are some silly things to say to a woman. like just have a normal conversation if they are into each other it's not hard to tell. most girls i know will let you know very soon if they want to do something.

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Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 8:42:41 PM

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lol. this is for porno. I'm all for quickie encounters with random strangers, but this is just way too cheesy. I'd probably be laughing too hard to even consider taking him up on his offer.


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Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 9:29:40 PM

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approaching anyone like that is just beyond lame....what a social retard

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Posted: Friday, December 02, 2011 8:48:25 AM

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sprite wrote:


*giggles* i like it better when you stick it in my mouth to shut me up! :D


Lol, sprite, you make me laugh!

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Denny62
Posted: Friday, December 02, 2011 10:45:21 AM

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1Zratedgal wrote:
The original message was lacking any creativity in my opinion. I much rather have some sense of humor and common reference like the Flintstones party situation.

I'll admit to being a slut for sex! But I am a professional business woman too and if I receive an anonomous IM or PM, with a crass sexual message, it's a turn off!

If it is someone I don't know and they "test the waters" by trying to see if I'm in the right frame of mind with some small talk, then I might react favorably to them. But most times, I will just delete!

Now if it is a friend and it is someone I can identify with, then it will probably be a different matter.

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I can't imagine trying such a line on a complete stranger. On the other hand . . I had a female friend when I was in my early 20's that asked me if I'd ever walked up to a girl and just asked if she wanted to fuck. I said not yet. Then I asked her.
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 02, 2011 11:03:13 AM

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Denny62 wrote:


I can't imagine trying such a line on a complete stranger. On the other hand . . I had a female friend when I was in my early 20's that asked me if I'd ever walked up to a girl and just asked if she wanted to fuck. I said not yet. Then I asked her.


with a friend or spouse .. those kind of lines work fine at times.. but as a FIRST ONE LINER.. its asking for a block..

the reason we did start this message on the forum to let some of these men know that these are a put off .. and a "block" lines...

yes, this is a sexual site.. lot of sexual pictures and love the sex stories.. but still that level of respect should be maintained.
rudyP34
Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 5:44:28 AM

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Has a guy ever tried the line: "Wow, what a coincidence! I have your name tattooed on my dick. Wanna see?" ?

If not, dibs!
Lady_ofthe_Valley
Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 8:35:39 AM

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Buz wrote:
I thought that line only worked if the guy was standing on a street corner wearing only cowboy boots.
dontknow


Even with a hat and spurs that line isn't going to work.
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 11:45:20 AM

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Lady_ofthe_Valley wrote:


Even with a hat and spurs that line isn't going to work.


Wellllllllll.... Maybe with hat, spurs, leather jacket and no pants LOL.
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 12:19:39 PM

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"hi baby im hard for u wanna taste me..."

Everybody knows that line never works. You have to say. "hi baby u make me hard. u wanna taste me?" That way she feels like she is in control and she sees you are intelligent enough to use punctuation.

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 1:36:57 PM

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Spot on DLizze!
I sure hope it's spoken though or you might want to change the 'u' to 'you'.

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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 5:41:34 PM

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rudyP34 wrote:
Has a guy ever tried the line: "Wow, what a coincidence! I have your name tattooed on my dick. Wanna see?" ?

If not, dibs!




Live, love, laugh.
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 6:22:12 PM

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Sexysusan wrote:


However at a Flintstones fancy dress party some years ago a guy said: "I'm no Barney Rubble but I'd sure love to make your 'bed rock', I was so amused - I let him.


That line worked, eh?

(makes note to spam to friends list)...


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Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 6:30:20 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:


That line worked, eh?

(makes note to spam to friends list)...


Ooooh, can't wait, Al.... That'd sure get my fire going...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 6:41:25 PM

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Mazza wrote:


Ooooh, can't wait, Al.... That'd sure get my fire going...


Doesn't take much for you to get a fire going from what I hear...anyone hanging around you should have the fire department on speed dial...

Just saying...


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LusciousLola
Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 6:51:43 PM

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I heard that DM uses a variation of the "hi baby im hard for u wanna taste me". It goes something like, hi baby, I'm DirtyMartini, you wanna taste my gray goose?
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 10:16:52 PM

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sprite wrote:


yeah, the nerve of him calling you a lady! umm... i meant old, honest it did! LOL - omg, so yeah, so sometimes they don't even bother to ask! like you get those "i' stick my cock in your mouth and cum" i mean, like hello, nice to meet you too! wtf?



Those are the worst. It's like being cyber raped....and there's no prelude, and NO creativity. If you're gonna force me to cyber suck your dick, you can at least say something fancy like "I shove my 10 inch veiny, pulsing cock in your mouth and spurt my gooey cum all over your tongue and in your throat." SMH...people have NO imaginations these days.bs


Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2011 3:53:07 AM

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LusciousLola wrote:
I heard that DM uses a variation of the "hi baby im hard for u wanna taste me". It goes something like, hi baby, I'm DirtyMartini, you wanna taste my gray goose?


Now that's funny!! I bet he does do that...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2011 6:32:58 AM

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Oh, you're all so mean. The poor guy is obviously having an identity crisis. He probably thinks he's an all day sucker and is just offering us a lick.

952-67 okay, so the G&T just kicked in.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2011 7:09:23 AM

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Wildcat wrote:
Oh, you're all so mean. The poor guy is obviously having an identity crisis. He probably thinks he's an all day sucker and is just offering us a lick.

952-67 okay, so the G&T just kicked in.


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avrgblkgrl
Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2011 7:53:14 AM

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I am a firm believer that even online fun should be safe:). So, for one, I don't acknowledge lurkers. I'm pretty open, although careful to protect my privacy, and I'm looking for the the same. If a faceless person, one you most likely will never meet or have any influence on what so ever, is hiding (hiding in the dark), then stay hidden. Let someone else draw you out. That's how I feel about the profile info. It doesn't have to be detailed (definitely not as detailed as mine). Actually I have ran across some very short ones that totally mad me wiggle in my panties and I just had to make myself known. As far as the come on line, you know if doesn's work in real life then it isn't going to work online. It may work on some women and good luck with that. With me, it gets a polite ignore.

But you know, the reason I write and the reason I'm here are my own. It may work for someone else. That may be what they are comfortable with, being spoken to that way straight off. That particular phrase just would not appeal to me. I have had a couple of instances where a line did appeal to me. No, info on the profile did not deter my interest and once asked the other person was very forthcoming.

In the end, do your thing--your thing.
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avrgblkgrl
Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2011 7:59:28 AM

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*Whispering* I do have this one confession, because I amazed myself. This guy says to me: "Can I kiss you?" Looked me straight in the eyes. I was dripping. I stretched up on my tippy toes and kissed him. It was great. I was his absolute hoe...for several years. Like two kids and one marriage several years. It is all about what works for you.

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2011 2:26:23 PM

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Mean is ALL our First ...Middle and last name.. couldn't agree more! Although these guys can be a lot of fun. I recall a while back, I did get a bit jaded with Lush and removed my pics. I replaced them with the one below and made my images only accessible to friends. A particular wanker had pestered me a couple of times, so I played along with him, then asked if he'd like to see the real me.

I told him to imagine fucking the drop dead gorgeous woman he was about to see, promised him the image would never leave him. Of course the friend request was instant. Funny thing though, he never did continue our fuck session.

MagdalenaRaegan
Posted: Sunday, December 04, 2011 7:52:38 PM

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erotichugs wrote:
"hi baby im hard for u wanna taste me..." just got this email message from a guy with really nothing on his profile.. just wanted to check.. how many women would fall for this line???


Banana, what a troll. Probably a mass message and it's really tacky.
kaotik1
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 1:18:26 AM

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That is just rude and inconsiderate of someone's feelings. Just because this site is sexual in nature, doesn't mean that all men are pigs. it only takes one person to mess it up for the rest of us. what an ass..

Just let it go.
Naughtygrl73
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 8:15:57 PM

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That unfortunate one liner is not the domain of the young, inexperienced male still finding his way. I have had some absolute corkers from Men who should truly know better.
But it can be all in the delivery, sometimes those same cringe worthy comments when said with a tongue in cheek humour can have me laughing and looking at a man with a little more interest than the comment warrented
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