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ArtMan
Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 8:36:51 PM

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Mow the lawn, trim the shrubs, and use a weedeater.

You are invited to read Passionate Danger, Part II, a story collaboration by Kim and ArtMan.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx

poizenivy
Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 9:01:20 PM

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Sit on an ant hill

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Buz
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 5:43:35 AM

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poizenivy wrote:
Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling


Actually that is a good idea. I love to answer the door naked when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons come calling. I love to always ask the Mormons if I can ride their bike. I say, "Don't worry I won't get the seat dirty!"

poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 7:49:09 AM

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buz...that is sooooo wrong....lol

don't sit on a cactus...well you don't want to do that with clothes on either but naked would be so much worse!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

stang
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:00:19 PM

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shovel snow
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:23:17 PM

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Fall asleep while tanning
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:45:22 PM

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attend Sunday morning mass
Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 9:53:00 PM

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WOW, I Have Done A Few Of The Things Already Mentioned!

Try To Climb A Saguaro Cactus

poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 10:34:29 PM

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flag down a cop

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Tummywarmer
Posted: Wednesday, December 07, 2011 9:43:52 PM

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Play the accordion.
Lily9261
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 4:07:59 AM

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take a walk to the store for the paper

dantheman69
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:10:55 AM

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Go to a football game at soldiers field in December! Brrrrr!
poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:12:00 AM

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Sit on anything metal in freezing tempatures

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 12:39:53 PM

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Play Tennis
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 4:34:23 PM

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dantheman69 wrote:
Go to a football game at soldiers field in December! Brrrrr!


but have you seen some fans there?? they do wear pants .... but shirtless and painted! Brrrrrr is right!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 7:32:45 PM

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cut down a Christmas tree
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 7:52:03 PM

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run a marathon .... yikes!
DLizze
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 10:52:27 PM

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Arc welding

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2011 11:18:53 PM

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arc welding....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gardening or lawn work

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

stang
Posted: Sunday, December 11, 2011 3:12:13 PM

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working on cars
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, December 11, 2011 4:52:09 PM

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Trim rose bushes

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 11, 2011 5:27:27 PM

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Play with fire
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 11, 2011 6:38:22 PM

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ride a bucking bronco (though, maybe a Denver Bronco player or fan! hehehe)
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, December 11, 2011 8:13:00 PM

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Prune the rose bushes

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

bill11
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 3:09:14 PM

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Clear and remove poison ivy
cathyrohan
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 3:30:14 PM

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Cook bacon.

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 3:45:50 PM

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bill11 wrote:
Clear and remove poison ivy


Lol good one bill!

Show up to a meeting with your boss

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Lily9261
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 4:22:47 PM

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put up christmas lights on the house outside


Guest
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 4:39:15 PM

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for us guys..close the window with a hard on (havent done it but its happened in Family Guy)
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 5:20:51 PM

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bake cookies!
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