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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 12:36:54 AM

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So lets hear it!
Did anyone ever catch you having sex, masturbating or anything else worthy of making you very very embarrassed?

My friend just told me that her dad walked in on her and her boyfriend having sex
I found it incredibly funny! But, gold star moment, I didnt crack up laughing! laughing6



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MMonroe
Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 4:08:53 AM

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No, never been caught. Had to stop in the middle before tho and sat back tryng to look unconspicuous.

Edit: In the middle of a blowjob I meant



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



rxtales
Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 5:28:30 AM

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My mum, brother and stepdad have both walked in on me masturbating on different occasions and more than once. Nobody knows what a closed door means in my family. And then my friend's mother walked in on me having sex with her son.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 6:07:17 AM

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My dad walked in on me masturbating once and I think he was more embarrassed than I. sign6
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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 6:36:54 AM

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My mum came in asking what I wanted to drink for breakfast, when I was ontop of my boyfriend. Way back...
I was under the covers so... nothing much to walk in on. I just replied: "Tea, I think ANdreas wants some aswell." She kindly stepped out of the room and he needed lots of persuasion to dare to eat breakfast with us. Hihi, I thought it was funny, once my heart had stopped racing in panic.

Fargo
Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 4:32:02 PM

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I was giving my boyfrieand a blow job last year and his 10 year old brother came into the room,he didnt actually see us because we sat up so quickly but Jesus he gave us a fright
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 7:37:37 PM

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my mom caught me masterbating i was so embaresed
michele123
Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:20:58 PM

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caught wearing wife's panties and bra
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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:28:55 PM

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When I was in high school, my brother walked in on me having sex in my bedroom. He told my other brother, who in turn told my Dad...good times.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:45:57 PM

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Never been caught. I'm a pro.
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Posted: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 11:26:36 AM

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Jinx!
rxtales
Posted: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 7:06:03 PM

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lexylove wrote:
When I was in high school, my brother walked in on me having sex in my bedroom. He told my other brother, who in turn told my Dad...good times.


They're your siblings don't they know the rule that you never tell your parents anything?
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 10, 2009 8:33:03 AM

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15...door closed to my bedroom...older sister just opens the door...caught jacking up the Ford Pinto. She just closed the door and I finished working on the Pinto.
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 10, 2009 8:26:31 PM

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Did you ever hear any more about that, Jason?
Lisa
Posted: Saturday, July 11, 2009 6:11:34 AM

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I've never been caught out before. I'm stealthy, like a ninja.
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Posted: Saturday, July 11, 2009 11:59:33 PM

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LOL@Lisa.....



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Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 12, 2009 1:30:09 AM

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Lisa wrote:
I've never been caught out before. I'm stealthy, like a ninja.


Ive never imagined a Ninja getting laid...
They all seem so, uhm, sexless lol...

Maybe thats why they are all so angry! They're all suffering from blue balls!
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Posted: Sunday, July 12, 2009 1:47:08 AM

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michele123 wrote:
caught wearing wife's panties and bra

wow....are you under your wifes nic right now? lmao! because thats just a little bit twisted!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 16, 2009 11:11:48 AM

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roccotool wrote:
Did you ever hear any more about that, Jason?


Nope...but it is wierd because I know she knows and she knows I know...but it has never cum up in conversation. In retrospect...I figured she knew this happens with teenage boys...I realize she was probably doing the same thing...in the shower or the like.evil4
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Posted: Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:51:45 PM

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I nearly got caught, but isn't that half the excitement nearly getting caught. The heart doesn't half beat fast ha ha laughing6
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:39:50 PM

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Tech and I almost got caught in an elevator once.
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Posted: Friday, July 17, 2009 11:31:41 AM

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The only time I was ever embarrassed was when we went to visit hubby's folks so he could introduce me to them. I was in our bedroom and felt the need, and his mother walked in on me! Cool as a cucumber, she said "I need to do the same myself at times, carry on!" and slipped back out the door. Later we joked about it, and now whenever we visit and I go up to our room alone she'll ask if I'm gonna rub one out...

Here's a question though: What was the first time your partner ever caught you masturbating, and how did you deal with it?
After being together for about two months, I was waiting for him to shower and change over at his place and I sorta got caught up in what I imagined was going to happen later in the evening. I got so lost in it that I didn't hear the shower shut off and he walks into the room, startles me, and says, "You couldn't wait, could you?" then he burst out laughing, which embarrassed me for about a second before I shot back, "Don't keep me waiting so long then!" at which point our dinner reservation was all shot to hell...

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 17, 2009 5:38:04 PM

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Was your dinner reservation shot to hell because you were both mad or because you both had sex?

All I can say is, I love it when Tech Goddess masturbates in front of me. I'll leave it at that. coffee
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 17, 2009 6:04:12 PM

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roccotool wrote:
Was your dinner reservation shot to hell because you were both mad or because you both had sex?

All I can say is, I love it when Tech Goddess masturbates in front of me. I'll leave it at that. coffee



OOOOhhhh...now there's a topic to explore! Doing it in front of your partner...turn on...turn off...have you even done it for each other?

I know Rocco...another masturbation topic...but still a good survey!!!
castlequeen
Posted: Saturday, July 18, 2009 3:02:23 AM

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roccotool wrote:
Was your dinner reservation shot to hell because you were both mad or because you both had sex?

All I can say is, I love it when Tech Goddess masturbates in front of me. I'll leave it at that. coffee

Definitely shot to hell because he didn't feel that keeping me waiting was a good idea...:-)

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
lilalola
Posted: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 2:31:51 PM

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I was caught a few times in college because my room mate always forgot to knock. And I always thought it was hotter to hook up on the living room sofa so we were both in fault I guess...
but she understood.
Now...getting caught by one of my best guy friends having sex with one of his good guy friend, so much more embarrassing. isjda
caharain
Posted: Saturday, September 05, 2009 7:29:48 PM

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I was caught getting a handjob from my girlfriend in a movie theatre when I was 16...does that count lol

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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