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Fry bacon...
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gymnastics

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adele
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go out to dinner at a fancy restaurant

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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 1:30:59 PM

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Squeeze lemons
adele
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Rossc0
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get distracted when ironing
poizenivy
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Be near a pressure cooker when it blows

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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stand near poison ivy?

(sorry Ivy, I couldn't resist!)

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
Guest
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Attend a Renaissance Fayre or Up Helly Aa
unicorn92
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Pick up a cat.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 10:14:58 AM

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Attend a function at your child's school
Guest
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forget you ordered a pizza and open the door
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 1:47:13 PM

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Go for an evening snack in a shared flat. You know just in case your flatmates are like mine.....

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vanessahearts wrote:
forget you ordered a pizza and open the door


Why Not? LOL

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poizenivy
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 3:50:18 PM

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Show up to work

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

IrishRedNeck09
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 8:48:12 PM

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go hunting
work on your truck
Guest
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go to class....and bend over;P
HK4167
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pick up my kid from daycare

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poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 9:26:01 PM

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Sit on a metal bench in sub zero temperatures

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Peri
Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2012 3:46:25 AM

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Well I guess shopping naked in a mall should bring the best buys ;)

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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 16, 2012 10:09:30 AM

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Forget You're on skype with a friend
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 16, 2012 10:10:55 AM

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Answer the door to your mum thinking its someone else oops !
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, January 16, 2012 10:48:55 AM

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Go to a meeting with your child's principle about your child's inappropriate behavior

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

SyrianGurl
Posted: Monday, January 16, 2012 4:08:36 PM

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fry anything!
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 8:16:48 AM

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Climb over or thru a barbed wire fence

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 8:35:34 AM

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Climb a pine tree
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Posted: Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:01:31 AM

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Nurse a baby calf.

Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:18:33 AM

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spill coffee (almost).
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:58:55 AM

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Sleepwalk into next door's kitchen...
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Posted: Thursday, January 19, 2012 8:08:55 PM

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Cut firewood


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