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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:09:18 PM

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Hi,

i'd want to give myself an enema but worried about costs is there anything i can use in my house to give myself one, help would be very welcomed

plus any do's and dont's

thank you

grace xxx
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:17:45 PM

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That is a good question. I'm really not sure how to advise you. Anyone? Why do you want to give yourself an enema? Or are you talking about a colonic?

Is it a sexual thing?

Is it a health thing?

Is it a sanitary thing?





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Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:20:40 PM

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sexual anal play but i want to be clean to
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:24:17 PM

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This isn't my area of expertise at all...but whilst doing a shop recently I came across an 'anal douche', surely that'd do the trick?

Linky here to such a thing..
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:29:49 PM

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LittleBambi wrote:
This isn't my area of expertise at all...but whilst doing a shop recently I came across an 'anal douche', surely that'd do the trick?

Linky here to such a thing..


Not your area of expertise? You sure found that link awfully quick! Whistle





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Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 2:02:12 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:


Not your area of expertise? You sure found that link awfully quick! Whistle


Shush, I did an ann summers shop the other day!
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 4:05:18 PM

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Looking at that anal douche, I thought, somewhat absurdly, "Turkey baster".
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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 6:13:27 AM

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I normally use Senokot from Boots or Superdrugs. You can take it on the day before you see your partner.
If you use anal douche, make sure that you keep it clean and away from children.
Don't forget to use lots of lubes.
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:14:04 PM

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Get yourself a stainless steel enema syringe. They cost about $30, but you can clean and reuse them, so pays for itself. Plus, they have a nice kinky look, don't they?


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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 8:38:43 PM

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Get a cheap bottle of champagne, pop the cork, lube the neck, put your thumb over the opening and give it a good shake then swiftly stick it in your ass... It will for sure get any of that old resin out..... I can't tell you how it feels but from what I've seen, its quite an unforgettable experience.



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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 9:15:21 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:
Get a cheap bottle of champagne, pop the cork, lube the neck, put your thumb over the opening and give it a good shake then swiftly stick it in your ass... It will for sure get any of that old resin out..... I can't tell you how it feels but from what I've seen, its quite an unforgettable experience.


I thought I heard someone say you brought in the New Years this way Felix? evil4

I could be wrong tho...

DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 11:55:56 AM

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You know, the subject of homemade enemas has been brought up before...

Fortunately, one of the more medically savy members of the community produced an instructional video on this very subject...
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/3614/Diet-Coke-Enema


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:03:32 PM

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Nothing complicated about unscrewing a shower head guys ! Embarassed
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:36:33 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


I thought I heard someone say you brought in the New Years this way Felix? evil4

I could be wrong tho...


I'm checking you off my "can keep a secret list". How dare you..........

Seriously though, I'm cleaner than ever.

Recommended!



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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:39:29 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


I'm checking you off my "can keep a secret list". How dare you..........

Seriously though, I'm cleaner than ever.

Recommended!


Is there a specific year that would be the best that you could recommend to Lush?

Seeing as you are a professional ass blaster?thumbup

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Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 2:25:27 PM

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Dudealicious wrote:


Is there a specific year that would be the best that you could recommend to Lush?

Seeing as you are a professional ass blaster?thumbup


It's champagne man! That shit is better fresh! I thought you knew these things! I'd recommend a regular brut though. You don't want anything too dry when dealing with anal.



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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 2:33:15 PM

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Honestly I would just say on this whole topic... when it comes to your bodily orifices, "homemade-anything" isn't the best idea.

If you fuck this up, you can end up with serious bloating, cramping or even ruptures (hello bacterial infection!).

Just get one from the drugstore. It's not that expensive. If you want to reuse the enema-device for a quick anal-refresher, just clean thoroughly and substitute with luke-warm water. Be gentle.

There's no need to turn to the garden hose or kitchen appliances.

Seriously, it's worth the $10. Just do it.

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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 3:10:39 PM

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grace4lfe wrote:
sexual anal play but i want to be clean to



This is so true. This is also the only time I will always want a condom on.

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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:16:22 PM

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I've done enemas with just plain warm water. I don't like the stuff in the drugstore because it has a laxative in it which can cause dependency and who knows what else. Warm water works fine. Stay away from soap because that can cause cramps.
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 9:41:53 PM

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So Penny... you are back to what Felix recommends and "I'm All Shook UP"... My side hurts from laughing about this thread!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

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Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 6:05:28 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:


It's champagne man! That shit is better fresh! I thought you knew these things! I'd recommend a regular brut though. You don't want anything too dry when dealing with anal.


Damn Felix you are really onto something! Is this how you brought in the new year?





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Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 10:19:24 AM

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Dudealicious wrote:


Damn Felix you are really onto something! Is this how you brought in the new year?





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Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 11:41:42 AM

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Dudealicious wrote:


Damn Felix you are really onto something! Is this how you brought in the new year?





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