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poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 9:11:03 PM

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Damn, did that happen to you?!?!

That awkward moment when you fart during sex

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 9:22:51 PM

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... when a person comes up and greets you excitedly and you have no clue who it is...
Peri
Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2012 3:30:19 AM

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When I realized that my bikini bottom was swimming along, close to my neck Embarassed

Link to my recent poem Chance for Romance

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/chance-for-romance.aspx
Rossc0
Posted: Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:38:28 PM

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Location: thats a secret, United Kingdom
the awkward moment when your taking a shower at a friends. you get naked then realise you have no idea how the shower works
Tyking85
Posted: Thursday, January 19, 2012 10:05:52 PM

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When someone is J walking, and you wave them to go, than they wave you to go. You start going, and they start walking. You stop, and wave them, and they stop and wave you. You both look at each other like idiots.
Hornyukteacher
Posted: Sunday, April 15, 2012 9:24:41 AM

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The awkward moment when your caught with an erection by your female friends.
Screwdriver
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 1:13:13 AM

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Joined: 3/5/2012
Posts: 5
Location: Tampa, United States
That awkward moment when your on the top bunk with a girl, pants around your ankles and your moms walks in. She then askes whats going on, you say "nothing" and she says "Lift your legs up". Then you realize no matter what you do your fucked so you just lay there till she freaks out. Yaaaaaaa.
BlackEyedJester
Posted: Saturday, April 28, 2012 7:35:43 AM

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Location: United Kingdom
That awkward moment when you're cybering (on cam) and you're parents walk in.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 28, 2012 8:01:29 AM

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when your wife is going down on you and your 2 year old (who you thought was sleeping) walks in and says "MOMMY GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 28, 2012 1:43:29 PM

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The awkward moment when your dogs cold nose touches your ass as you fuck
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 28, 2012 4:07:08 PM

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That awkward moment when you fire up Windows Media Player and lesbian porn comes blaring out, much to the surprise and amusement of your girlfriend.
Dani
Posted: Saturday, June 09, 2012 1:36:14 AM

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That awkward run/walk thing you do when someone in a car lets you cross the street.


"Bitch, who asked you?" - A Bitch Who Didn't Ask You

verity
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 5:16:57 AM

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That awkward moment when someone you've been talking about is right behind you....


*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.

Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 5:37:28 AM

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couldbyours wrote:
The awkward moment when you are in your 19 year old son's room talking to him and his girlfriend while casually putting his clothes away and what is in the drawer that you open.....HIS SEX TOY collection! The girlfriend's face turned about 15 shades of red! LOL.


I believe your son is a "big boy" now and should put away his own clothes. ;-)

That awkward moment when your on the cusp of orgasming and your mother calls on the phone to ask how your day is. Killing the feeling.

Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.

Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."

Axl - That's not "uvula."

From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
wholesome
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 6:52:10 AM

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN BOTH OF YOU ARE SO SWEET AND AGGRESSIVE IN CHAT BUT WHEN YOU MEET, PERSONALLY BOTH OF YOU CAN'T SAY A THING AND LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES..LOL
carolinafun
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 2:49:47 PM

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That awkward moment when your wife's best friend "accidently" rubs her full front against you.....
adele
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 8:12:24 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
that awkward moment when you are cybering with someone, bringing them to the edge of orgasm and your internet goes down

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Dani
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 5:01:07 PM

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That awkward moment when you're in a lush chatroom and a guy won't stop hounding you. Like....do you pull the bitch card and flip out, or do you use wit to bypass his advances?


"Bitch, who asked you?" - A Bitch Who Didn't Ask You

Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 7:39:11 PM

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That awkward moment when:

You answer the phone thinking you are talking to one sister and she askes "What do you think of Marie's new tattoo on FB?"

Then you start to bag out the other sister's tattoo until she says "Do you know who are talking to?"

That's right I got caught almost bagging out my sister Marie's tattoo by Marie.

Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.

Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."

Axl - That's not "uvula."

From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:15:56 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
That awkward moment when you're in a lush chatroom and a guy won't stop hounding you. Like....do you pull the bitch card and flip out, or do you use wit to bypass his advances?


If tact doesn't work, go bitchy on his arse, but avoid the awkward moment when he likes bitchy. A balance is required, methinks
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:07:17 AM

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How about the awkward moment when a co-worker shows you a picture of her grown son and says, "Isn't he handsome?" And he isn't...<crickets>
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:37:19 PM

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Yelling out my ex-girlfriends name as I came, when it was my wife I was having sex with.
adele
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:14:58 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
the awkward moment when you have just made a date with someone, then someone else that you REALLY want to do out with asks you out for the same day.

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
sunshinehigh
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:25:21 PM

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That akward moment where a language barrier gets you into trouble....agreed to something you shouldn't have now your promised to some dude and his two goats...scary
adele
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 3:52:53 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
not reading a profile and finding out that girl you've been flirting with is a dude!

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 4:05:51 PM

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My mother-in-law catching my wife and I in a wonderful 69!
adele
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 4:15:36 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
your boss showing you a phone call list that shows you dialed into a radio contest like 50 times in a row!

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 7:40:22 PM

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Going on a business trip, a day late!!!
adele
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 5:08:49 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Michael
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 10:01:58 AM

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That awkward moment when you realize she isn't pregnant, she just looks it.



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