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poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, January 19, 2012 11:00:21 PM

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Break up a fight between two feral cats

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

tomc82d
Posted: Friday, January 20, 2012 4:28:55 PM

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Be a fireman and slide down the pole.

Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, January 20, 2012 6:35:29 PM

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wrestle a porcupine

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, January 21, 2012 8:08:00 AM

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ride my(very upright&trotty NSH) horse
Phantomrose
Posted: Saturday, January 21, 2012 9:13:26 AM

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Take a hike in the woods.
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, January 21, 2012 9:31:41 AM

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Trim the blackberry bushes

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 21, 2012 9:33:21 AM

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fry bacon
tomc82d
Posted: Saturday, January 21, 2012 4:32:09 PM

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ride a bull in a rodeo.

Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
hartclass
Posted: Monday, January 23, 2012 9:51:05 AM

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fire up the hedge trimmer

Swollen
Posted: Monday, January 23, 2012 12:07:59 PM

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Play chess !
playsit
Posted: Monday, January 23, 2012 1:24:17 PM

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Stand too close to an operating fan.
adele
Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2012 5:02:42 PM

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poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2012 6:03:38 PM

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Lecture your kids about modesty

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

adele
Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2012 6:47:37 PM

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meet with your boss during your annual job review

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dangler12
Posted: Wednesday, January 25, 2012 7:42:11 AM

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Visit one's In-Laws
hartclass
Posted: Wednesday, January 25, 2012 8:10:50 AM

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bait a fishing hook

Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 26, 2012 6:42:08 PM

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Go to the Mall
MzRogue
Posted: Wednesday, February 01, 2012 7:17:56 PM

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go to church lol
CuriousKitty
Posted: Wednesday, February 01, 2012 10:55:42 PM

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Putting on clothes
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 3:45:36 AM

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Get caught by the cops.
gudreader
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 4:05:44 AM

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Answer the door
sprite
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 11:23:26 AM

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shovel snow

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rudyP34
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 11:24:35 AM

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sprite wrote:
shovel snow



Aww, come on! I work up quite a sweat shovelling snow. I need to take a few layers off. You just don't understand.
adele
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 2:18:34 PM

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SigurdOokami
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 3:16:10 PM

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Walk through a school area

This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 6:54:41 PM

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cook with oil
adele
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 11:53:40 AM

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go to court for that public indecency charge

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CumGirl
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 12:03:03 PM

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Chat with adele ... because you really are just going to end up a sticky, pulsating mess x

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adele
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 12:28:18 PM

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show up at CG's door. Oh wait..... that's the ONLY way to show up!

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
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CumGirl
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 3:21:41 PM

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No adele, you were quite correct

Because collars are de rigeur

And you are wearing such a pretty one in your avatar x

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



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