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Posted: Monday, February 6, 2012 7:41:59 PM

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:00:18 AM

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b-rider wrote:
Kinks? looking for the most kinkest despicable sexual acts?


Are probably not even allowed to be discussed here at this website. Although, there is a new thread about farting you might wish to check out.

That one could veer at any moment from merely disgusting into fairly despicable, I would surmise.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:00:42 AM

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Huh? I'm lost....
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:03:05 AM

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SITTING wrote:
Huh? I'm lost....


me too - yay! i have company!



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:03:24 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


Are probably not even allowed to be discussed here at this website. Although, there is a new thread about farting you might wish to check out.

That one could veer at any moment from merely disgusting into fairly despicable, I would surmise.


laughing3 What he said...
LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:03:53 AM

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I love pie.
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:07:07 AM

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LadyX wrote:
I love pie.


you should drop by - we could do some baking. or something.



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LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:08:25 AM

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Thanks Rachel, I'd like that, and would probably produce something more enjoyable than the sharting thread that Ashleigh and I toyed with starting. That would've qualified as despicable, more than likely.
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:13:42 AM

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LadyX wrote:
Thanks Rachel, I'd like that, and would probably produce something more enjoyable than the sharting thread that Ashleigh and I toyed with starting. That would've qualified as despicable, more than likely.


*eyes go big* sharting? umm... oh, god, the thoughts that just went tru my head, Xuani! lol - no i am NOT sharing them! Ok, so, bring an apron or just a stool. Apple or peach? or we could do one of each.



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LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:18:53 AM

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Okay, B-rider, hope you're scoring from home.

So far, we have an already existing thread on farting, plus good ideas in the baking realm, plus a subject that involves doo-doo, and thus is not allowed to really be discussed. Oh and you did mention Kinks, so there's that:

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:24:25 AM

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b-rider wrote:
Kinks? looking for the most kinkest despicable sexual acts?


That kinda scares me, and not in a good way. Embarassed


I love pie, too!!!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 9:43:42 AM

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I've heard that some people actually make love to their own partner, in bed, in the missionary position. Wierd huh?

Just sayin'.Whistle
Kimasa
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 10:03:29 AM

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Pie is good, although a good old fashioned English steamed pudding might help.

How about Spotted Dick?

My latest story:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-school-reunion.aspx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 10:36:19 AM

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SPOTTED DICK, YOU MEAN THIS STUFF, LOL


sprite
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 12:27:57 PM

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it's settled, then! Pie-a-thon at my place! bring your own lube! umm... i mean crisco... for baking! sheesh!



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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 12:59:26 PM

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I make a mean Banana Cream!
... um... yeah... pie, I mean Embarassed

Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 1:02:48 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
I make a mean Banana Cream!
... um... yeah... pie, I mean Embarassed


Sure sure creampie!! Now don't go getting all innocent on us. We like you all nice and slutty! Shhh

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 1:44:52 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
I make a mean Banana Cream!
... um... yeah... pie, I mean Embarassed


All of us vanilla / rootbeer floats have sorta drifted off from the OP. Come'on folks...surely we can put our collective 'vert hats on and help a brother out.

Let's lean against the fence a bit here. evil4 Where's Felix at?

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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 2:13:08 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


All of us vanilla / rootbeer floats have sorta drifted off from the OP. Come'on folks...surely we can put our collective 'vert hats on and help a brother out.

Let's lean against the fence a bit here. evil4 Where's Felix at?


Have you seen the things sprite does with normal everyday groceries? I haven't been able to go grocery shopping since...
There's definitely some kink when she's let loose in the produce section.
I'm kinda curious to see what she does with baked goods! evil4

Dudealicious wrote:

Sure sure creampie!! Now don't go getting innocent on us. We like you all nice and slutty! Shhh


Pfffft... I was a nice, quiet, innocent girl before I got to Lush Lfunny

Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 3:04:38 PM

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Oh come on man... Just sit down and get that hamster wheel going. There are millions of kinks out there just waiting to be discovered by you.

I'll give you one that me and Sprite came up with in one of our hot and heavy sessions... I like her to dress up like a fucking drugged up horny Rainbow Bright. Then I have her bend over and I stick a nerds rope (pictured below) in her ass until just about an inch of the rope is sticking out. Then we get in a 69 position and I eat the rope out of her a little at a time as she gets to work on getting the cream filling out of my twinky. It's fucking sexy... That's just the tip of the iceberg man, just put on your thinking cap.

I won't even begin to tell you about the fucking crazy shit me and Angel Heart get into either. I ain't trying to get my ass banned for good. But its drawn out, methodical and it makes my dick want to explode in like 2 seconds. I'm usually a 45 minute session guy. Just sayin'.


(Nerds rope)



HornyNymph
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 7:34:44 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:
Oh come on man... Just sit down and get that hamster wheel going. There are millions of kinks out there just waiting to be discovered by you.

I'll give you one that me and Sprite came up with in one of our hot and heavy sessions... I like her to dress up like a fucking drugged up horny Rainbow Bright. Then I have her bend over and I stick a nerds rope (pictured below) in her ass until just about an inch of the rope is sticking out. Then we get in a 69 position and I eat the rope out of her a little at a time as she gets to work on getting the cream filling out of my twinky. It's fucking sexy... That's just the tip of the iceberg man, just put on your thinking cap.

I won't even begin to tell you about the fucking crazy shit me and Angel Heart get into either. I ain't trying to get my ass banned for good. But its drawn out, methodical and it makes my dick want to explode in like 2 seconds. I'm usually a 45 minute session guy. Just sayin'.


(Nerds rope)




Where can one buy these nerds ropes?? ;) lol

"I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing." - Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Women
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 10:40:58 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:
Oh come on man... Just sit down and get that hamster wheel going. There are millions of kinks out there just waiting to be discovered by you.

I'll give you one that me and Sprite came up with in one of our hot and heavy sessions... I like her to dress up like a fucking drugged up horny Rainbow Bright. Then I have her bend over and I stick a nerds rope (pictured below) in her ass until just about an inch of the rope is sticking out. Then we get in a 69 position and I eat the rope out of her a little at a time as she gets to work on getting the cream filling out of my twinky. It's fucking sexy... That's just the tip of the iceberg man, just put on your thinking cap.

I won't even begin to tell you about the fucking crazy shit me and Angel Heart get into either. I ain't trying to get my ass banned for good. But its drawn out, methodical and it makes my dick want to explode in like 2 seconds. I'm usually a 45 minute session guy. Just sayin'.


(Nerds rope)



*sighs* you do know that, every time you post this stuff, Felix, i end up having to explain to my Mistress that you're a pervert and none of it ever happened, right? usually right after she paddles me. you are a very bad man.



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MrNudiePants
Posted: Wednesday, February 8, 2012 9:19:09 AM

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sprite wrote:


*sighs* you do know that, every time you post this stuff, Felix, i end up having to explain to my Mistress that you're a pervert and none of it ever happened, right? usually right after she paddles me...


Sounds like "Win-win" to me.

Besides.

Everybody likes pie.
1curiouscat
Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2012 8:38:36 AM

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You guys are way too much... People look at me like im crazy when I read these threads in public, got me laughing out loud by myself.

I´ll bring the nutella for the pies




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AngelHeart01
Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2012 11:55:13 AM

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Oh come on man... Just sit down and get that hamster wheel going. There are millions of kinks out there just waiting to be discovered by you.

I'll give you one that me and Sprite came up with in one of our hot and heavy sessions... I like her to dress up like a fucking drugged up horny Rainbow Bright. Then I have her bend over and I stick a nerds rope (pictured below) in her ass until just about an inch of the rope is sticking out. Then we get in a 69 position and I eat the rope out of her a little at a time as she gets to work on getting the cream filling out of my twinky. It's fucking sexy... That's just the tip of the iceberg man, just put on your thinking cap.

I won't even begin to tell you about the fucking crazy shit me and Angel Heart get into either. I ain't trying to get my ass banned for good. But its drawn out, methodical and it makes my dick want to explode in like 2 seconds. I'm usually a 45 minute session guy. Just sayin'.

Really Jackoff? I'm gone a minute and you pull out the nerd rope on Sprite? I thought you had never done that before. crybaby

Also JackieBoo, what happened to Shhh
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:13:32 PM

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AngelHeart01 wrote:


Tell them about the what's crackin'? thing, Jack!


Since Sprite likes to keep it on the down low... Im going to describe one of my favorite things to do with that Angel Heart.

Gather around kiddies. Uncle Felix is going to tell you what places his mind wonders too when he has to dig deep for new ideas with his insatiable little filly.

This AngelHeart has this unique talent... It doesn't just happen though. First I lay her on her back and do all the usual stuff. Kisses, suckles, running my hands on the inside of her thighs and so on. Then we go through the 15 positions that we like... But we end up with her on her back again and my face right in that temple between her legs. Only this time I get one of those frozen astro pops (the red, white, and blue ones) and I work it in little by little in her tiny ass... I know, I'm a cold motherfucker, but she likes it. So once she starts going wild I open up a bag of pop rocks (grape) and spread those delicious pink lips. I whip out this special tiny little funnel and proceed to dump the candy in. It doesn't take long before her vagina starts to snap, crackle and pop. This gets me going too, of course I cant resist tasting. So once my tongue is in that tingly grapey goodness with the astro pop in her back door it's only a matter of seconds before she starts to buck like a little sexy bronco. So at this moment is when I pull back and let the magic happen.

I mean have any of you seen grapey fizzy love juice squirt out of a perfect hairless vagina before?

Probably not. It's fucking breathtaking. I mean squirt after squirt after squirt of crackling purple girl cum. It get's everywhere but its worth it.

Pop rocks + astro pop + one fine ass girl = grapey fizzy love juice









WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:41:05 PM

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One kinky word:

Popsicles




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Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:44:12 PM

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Yeah, thats the one. Astro pops I thought they were... Thanks!

Coco
Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2012 8:28:06 PM

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AngelHeart01
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 6:44:41 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:


Since Sprite likes to keep it on the down low... Im going to describe one of my favorite things to do with that Angel Heart.

Gather around kiddies. Uncle Felix is going to tell you what places his mind wonders too when he has to dig deep for new ideas with his insatiable little filly.

This AngelHeart has this unique talent... It doesn't just happen though. First I lay her on her back and do all the usual stuff. Kisses, suckles, running my hands on the inside of her thighs and so on. Then we go through the 15 positions that we like... But we end up with her on her back again and my face right in that temple between her legs. Only this time I get one of those frozen astro pops (the red, white, and blue ones) and I work it in little by little in her tiny ass... I know, I'm a cold motherfucker, but she likes it. So once she starts going wild I open up a bag of pop rocks (grape) and spread those delicious pink lips. I whip out this special tiny little funnel and proceed to dump the candy in. It doesn't take long before her vagina starts to snap, crackle and pop. This gets me going too, of course I cant resist tasting. So once my tongue is in that tingly grapey goodness with the astro pop in her back door it's only a matter of seconds before she starts to buck like a little sexy bronco. So at this moment is when I pull back and let the magic happen.

I mean have any of you seen grapey fizzy love juice squirt out of a perfect hairless vagina before?

Probably not. It's fucking breathtaking. I mean squirt after squirt after squirt of crackling purple girl cum. It get's everywhere but its worth it.

Pop rocks + astro pop + one fine ass girl = grapey fizzy love juice




Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed All I can say is .... You are one creative Cat, and I am one lucky Trixie.

Oh, and I thought we were gonna bottle this and sell it Regaeman Man

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