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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 6:58:04 AM

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Rumple stumbles in, uses a sand blaster to clean out Big Bertha, the officious Pub coffee urn, loads in water and what may or may not be coffee, then hot-wires her to Rocco's '61 GMC pick-up. While waiting for results, he looks through Nic's travel photos, wonders if that's really "she who must be obeyed" in a one-piece bikini, then fills his mug, grabs a bag of fried pork skins for breakfast and stumbles back out.
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Posted: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 7:04:44 AM

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coffee
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 8:48:45 AM

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Morning, Ali. Been there, many, many times.


If fact, this may be the minimum sized coffee urn needed to maintain Pub Partisans.





Rumple Foreskinrr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 2:58:51 PM

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Sounds a bit like my wake up routine.
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Posted: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 7:48:20 PM

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Man, that would make a great beer fermentor. thumbright
Mouse23
Posted: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 10:38:00 PM

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Can we gets one to make hot cocoa? ^^

~squeak~ =^.^=
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2009 6:24:06 AM

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I'm not addicted to this stuff--honest.

--

Mouse23 wrote:
Can we gets one to make hot cocoa? ^^


Don't see why not. Just add a shot (or two) of brandy and enjoy.




Rumple Foreskinrr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Zafia
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2009 12:47:43 PM

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mmmm hot cocoa....some marshmallows on mine.....

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





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Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2009 5:32:57 PM

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My morning routine is sleep in as long as I can possibly get away with grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr then grab my fleecy blanket nice and soft, then get the kettle on for a de-caff cup of tea strong, one sugar and milk please ; if anybody's making one..... nope, nobody is ha ha, then check mail. Then at the most four rounds of wholemeal toast Warbutons is the best haha. Then start the day!!!!!!
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Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2009 5:35:02 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Rumple stumbles in, uses a sand blaster to clean out Big Bertha, the officious Pub coffee urn, loads in water and what may or may not be coffee, then hot-wires her to Rocco's '61 GMC pick-up. While waiting for results, he looks through Nic's travel photos, wonders if that's really "she who must be obeyed" in a one-piece bikini, then fills his mug, grabs a bag of fried pork skins for breakfast and stumbles back out.
Rumple Foreskinrr



I love this post but I'm not sure why haha maybe it is because it sounds like another world. I love it Rumple hee hee
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Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2009 8:31:26 PM

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Warbutons? Sounds like a Domme I knew.

Just kidding.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 24, 2009 5:55:41 AM

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The Pub's flaccid feline watches with total indifference as Rumple staggers in and makes it (just barely) to the bar. Cat burps as Rumple hoses down Big Bertha, shovels in dark roast, extra strong, coffee and some semi-clear water, then shakes the hamster cage getting the lazy-ass rodent back to work in his wheel. The frazzled feline dozes off only to have the sound of the door slamming shut as Rumple leaves disturb pleasant dreams of the baked hamster.

The cat is not amused.

--

So fellow Pub Partisans, what should we name the cat?



Rumple Foreskinrr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
rxtales
Posted: Friday, July 24, 2009 7:11:01 PM

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cheese puff
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Posted: Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:05:42 PM

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Doesn't look like a cheese puff to me. Try something like Dusty, or something totaly out of the window such as TIGER. RAWR! HAHA my dog would love that!!
rxtales
Posted: Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:11:14 PM

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I think we should name him insect
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Posted: Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:33:47 PM

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I think we should name him Dave. Or Fred. Wilber?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 27, 2009 4:56:19 AM

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Yes, it's Monday morning, but stop your moaning for a minute and raise your coffee mugs high to celebrate the birthday of that great American, Bugs Bunny.



It was on this day in 1940 that Bugs Bunny made his official debut in an animated film short called A Wild Hare. Even though a slightly different version of the rabbit had been around in some earlier films, A Wild Hare is considered the first official Bugs Bunny film because it's the first one that used his trademark voice and the first time he asked Elmer Fudd, "What's up, Doc?" Bugs Bunny was modeled on Groucho Marx.
--Rrom Grarrison Keillor's, The Writer's Almanac. http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/
Rumple Foreskinrr




Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Monday, July 27, 2009 1:12:53 PM

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One of the best cartoons of all time, IMHO.

I never knew he was modelled after Groucho. That makes perfect sense.

What say you, member Groucho?
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 27, 2009 1:50:03 PM

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I think a great name for the Tabby would be 'Fatty Arbuckle', now I quote my Grandad frank apparently he was a wrestling bloke from the UK in the 70's.
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Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 7:09:19 AM

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He sorta looks like "Archie Bunker" with that squinty annoyed facial expression.


~~Tech
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ArconathResonath
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 9:55:24 AM

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I somehow couldn't like buggs bunny at all. I especially do not like him during my morning daze. All feelings are magnified and then applied to a selective filter around me. Those which pass through decide what my day is going to be like, those which can not still make noises so that I don't forget them completely.

Yeah... Coffee to solve it all! Removes buggs bunny, daze, feelings, filters, noises...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 11:19:41 AM

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ArconathResonath wrote:
I somehow couldn't like buggs bunny at all. I especially do not like him during my morning daze. All feelings are magnified and then applied to a selective filter around me. Those which pass through decide what my day is going to be like, those which can not still make noises so that I don't forget them completely.

Yeah... Coffee to solve it all! Removes buggs bunny, daze, feelings, filters, noises...


he could be called 'Porky Pig' a-b-bee-bee=that's all folks' ha ha
Zafia
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 11:53:27 AM

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techgoddess wrote:
He sorta looks like "Archie Bunker" with that squinty annoyed facial expression.


Exactly...LMAO!!!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 5:23:59 AM

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I'll drink to that. coffee

Rumple Foreskinrr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 31, 2009 3:22:04 PM

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At least a thousand apologies for not having coffee ready this morning, but I got an excuse, honest. You see, I had this situation come up, so to speak, and now I need some Lush advice.

I was stumbling my way toward to kitchen this AM, when I caught this gal sitting at my talbe, sucking down my coffee and reading my paper. What's worse, she won't leave. So what would you Lush-ers and Lushettes advise me to do.




Rumple Foreskinrr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
nicola
Posted: Friday, July 31, 2009 3:28:07 PM

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Wonderful photo rumple. So 60's.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 31, 2009 3:56:47 PM

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nicola wrote:
Wonderful photo rumple. So 60's.

Corrct as usual, Super Boss You caught the shag carpet, right? icon_smile

She's Sally Duberson, Playboy's Jan. 1965 POTM.

Rumple Foreskinrr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Birdie
Posted: Friday, July 31, 2009 11:51:44 PM

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Quote:
So fellow Pub Partisans, what should we name the cat?


Name him Al. Think Al Bundy...

Im going back to bed. This morning stuff is for the birds...

Quote:
So what would you Lush-ers and Lushettes advise me to do.


Eat breakfast? Duh. LOL eat
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Posted: Saturday, August 01, 2009 9:39:38 AM

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Nic beat me to it! I was going to say tell her to come out of the 60s and play in the 2000s.Love that hair do.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 03, 2009 5:18:39 AM

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It's Monday morning.

Do you know where your weekend went?

Here's a little something to get you going:

Cafe au lait and beignets from the French Market in New Orleans.



(beats the hell outta Starbucks)

Rumple Foreskinrr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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