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VickieLynn1
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2011 11:31:57 AM

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the hand is the greatest hand held device without it none of the others would of been possible

nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 6:50:45 AM

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Camera.
2nd place... french fry.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 4, 2012 9:20:20 PM

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Tomorrow morning it will be the coffee cup.
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 12:26:17 PM

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Guest wrote:
I find it funny that we are all raving over our hand held devices when the industry has moved on so we no longer need to hold devices, the blue tooth earpiece to start, siri, the rumors of a siri controlled tv, no more remote needed there, dragon diction who needs a keyboard, and there are others. I just find it fascinating. In a few years all the handheld devices we have will be phasing out. the books we read will be projected on the inside of our glasses (like movies already are) there will be no need for a phone when you can put siri in a bluetooth headset, games, all of them will be controlled by our bodies (like the kinect) no more handheld controllers. Its already starting to happen.


But if we had a Siri controlled TV then those of us who shout at it wouldn't be able to work it well and Siri would get confused and crash......

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pandorapout78
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 1:06:37 PM

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hmmm mobile phone.....has a vibrate function too :P very handy ;)
sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 1:39:45 PM

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Does a " PENIS " count? Think free-sexy-smileys-947

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 2:07:22 PM

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Rossc0
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 2:28:34 PM

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flash light and no i dont mean fleshlight a flashlight is great when your out camping
sluttykitty85
Posted: Sunday, January 8, 2012 4:59:16 PM

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I have to agree with intothenight, it's the coffee cup, into which goes the liquid sanity.


Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
Peri
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:30:46 PM

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I think its Lelo's Ina :P

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MsTara
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:54:50 PM

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I agree with Laila

Tara
Catnip
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 4:18:33 PM

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It used to be flint and tinder... then it used to be matches, then safety matches.. all of a sudden it was the lighter and now I'm pretty sure it's the storm lighter.

or the knife

TraceyAmes
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 5:24:19 PM

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Definitely a vibrator [preferably with batteries].
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 2:44:33 PM

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The stick, it's so versatile: it's a weapon, it's a tool, it's art, it's a toy for both humans and animals, it's even food for some beings.
Eurylade
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 11:46:31 AM

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My PSP has revolutionized my porn. One time my wife put it on her chest with my favourite porn movie playing while we had sex so I could imagine i was the guy in the movie.
ramrod32784
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 2:45:02 PM

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Have to go along with Sprite
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:01:34 PM

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Woman
amy221
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 10:41:56 AM

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The Gun. pretty well trumps all the others.

love, amy
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 10:14:40 PM

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I see your knife, your fork and your spoon and raise you.



Yea thats right bitches! A motherfucking Sporks.

Discussion ends here....
Shylass
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 1:44:16 AM

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madbadpenguin wrote:
I see your knife, your fork and your spoon and raise you.



Yea thats right bitches! A motherfucking Sporks.

Discussion ends here....


You need 20 posts before we can see your spork, I'm afraid! Embarassed







I think the greatest handheld invention is my Shiny what my mates done gave me. I still don't really know what it is, but it's AWESOME!





I'd have also added gingerbread and chocolate, but I've already nommed them.


Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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SirBunny
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 1:45:36 PM

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There is only one item/device that can take the #1 spot and it is the .............. LAZERPOINTER! Nothing else frustrates one creature while at the same time gives so much joy to another, than a guy with a lazerpointer and his cat.




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