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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:05:30 AM

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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:53:27 AM

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No! Now, if you want to talk eggplants... evil4


(I thought the above was obvious it was a joke. Based on the messages I received, I guess not! Embarassed Other than a bit of figging, I'm not a fan of sticking food in my cootchie or other places.)
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Rofpmsl, no Sword Fight
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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:49:07 AM

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Never a cucumber. OMG, did someone mention eggplant? I have used the handle of my hairbrush when I was at boarding school, a carrot and a banana which broke off and my partner had to eat it out.
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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 8:10:18 AM

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No I haven't, but a friend of mine did. She was sharing a flat at the time and wasn't best pleased with her flatmates - she 'pleasured' herself with said cucumber and then put it back in the fridge..
Not very nice, huh?

(I do have an embarrassing story about canned peaches though...)
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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:02:25 AM

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Cucumbers! No Way!

I am partial to the occasional potato though. f-hihi






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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:11:59 AM

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No way have you seen the price of cucumbers these days ?

588-rolleyes
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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:17:15 AM

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crazydiamond wrote:
Cucumbers! No Way!

I am partial to the occasional potato though. f-hihi







THATS SURELY THE BEST POTATO EVER !! :D
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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:28:56 PM

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this one could be interesting.....if you're into a wee bit of pain

or perhaps one with built in tickly bits?

OMG the mother of all cucumbers?

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LOL, nope
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no
and no thank you
yuck
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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 8:15:20 PM

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Can't say I have. Recently was given the suggestion of using the handle of a brush and for some reason just can't bring myself to get kinky with fruits, vegetables, household objects or my hairbrush! Hell call me old fashioned I like my battery operated boyfriend!!
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I thought about it once but I didn't think the cucumber would respect me in the morning.


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
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Mazza wrote:
No I haven't, but a friend of mine did. She was sharing a flat at the time and wasn't best pleased with her flatmates - she 'pleasured' herself with said cucumber and then put it back in the fridge..
Not very nice, huh?


A friend you say, eh?



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Never have but I might try now! ;D

TheSexiiEbonii ;)
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Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 4:35:24 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


A friend you say, eh?



Now, WMM, I am fairly certain that you know me well enough by now to know that if it had been me, which it wasnt, I would have no problem admitting it... Lol x
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Come on, y'all. You know the rules. No underage talk.
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Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 3:49:15 PM

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I actually have when I was first learning how to masturbate. Didnt have any toys yet. But it wasnt a real big cucumber!!
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Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 3:59:00 PM

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So it was more like a gherkin?
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Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 4:48:38 PM

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OMG....I am so glad I'm not a vegitarian....is that what ends up happening?
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Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 5:18:57 PM

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There is a great British condom ad about this. Now I have to go look for it on YouTube. LOL


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Posted: Monday, February 20, 2012 8:39:02 AM

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I love vegetables. They're the greatest.
Specially cause you don't have to leave bed to get a snack.

Cucumbers are not on the top list. I try to avoid cucumbers as much as possible since I once had a bad experience with one.

Zucchini and smaller squash though are superb (although not as tasty as a cucumber..)

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Posted: Monday, February 20, 2012 10:07:18 AM

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I'm afraid to say I have lol. It was kind of an object thing I was going through. It felt bloody big. Hairbrush is always a fave as well as an electric toothbrush.
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


evil4


laughing9 laughing6

No, I have not tried it, and I don't think I will! I seen an episode of '1,000 ways to die'
and this girl was pleasuring herself with a carrot and you guessed it, she died. I'm
staying away from veggies and fruits going into my Kitty. cat
Nikki703
Posted: Monday, February 20, 2012 10:54:54 AM

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LadyX wrote:
So it was more like a gherkin?


HAHA!! It was actually about the size of an average cock, not an average Lush cock, about 6". LOL!!
Janey79
Posted: Wednesday, February 22, 2012 10:47:29 AM

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I did the whole food thing with a bf...cucumber, banana, ice cream, yoghurt. I guess it felt kinky at the time!
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Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 5:25:18 AM

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LMAO Coles gee sneaky aren't they.

Well you reminded me of this skit of "Kate Moss" "Stella McCartney" and "Sadie".

Katherine Parkinson from the IT Crowd plays Stella.

They are ment to be in a sex ed class and trying to put on a condom on their cucumbers.

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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 7:06:27 AM

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Just curious. When any of you fucked yourself with a cucumber, did it turn into a pickle when you were done?





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