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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 7:09:20 AM

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lafayettemister wrote:
Just curious. When any of you fucked yourself with a cucumber, did it turn into a pickle when you were done?


Eeeeeew, LM!!!!

You are gross!!!

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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 7:13:43 AM

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lafayettemister wrote:
Just curious. When any of you fucked yourself with a cucumber, did it turn into a pickle when you were done?

Speak from personal experience lafa? laughing8
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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 7:26:22 AM

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I'm still looking for that perfect cucumber.

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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 7:27:45 AM

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Look Kiki - LM was spotted recently...



and then, he comes up with this...



(never eat anything he offers you)

;)
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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 7:36:21 AM

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Buz wrote:
I'm still looking for that perfect cucumber.


It is your lucky dayoccasion9 !! Look above & enjoy the ridethumbup !!
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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:07:43 AM

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THE PERFECT CUCUMBER!!

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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:00:59 AM

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Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:27:11 AM

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Surely we have all done it... or is it just me?

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Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 5:18:43 AM

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Yes i have, With my friend telling me how it should be done. lol.
MarySweets
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 5:43:20 AM

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Not a cucumber but I got my boyfriend to fuck me with a carrot.

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Wendysforlife
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 7:48:30 AM

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Yes I used one when I was younger and didn't have a dildo.
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Posted: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 5:41:53 PM

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nope I only stick regulation objects up my pussy LOL
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Posted: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 6:15:30 PM

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I did not have sexual relations with that cucumber


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Posted: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 6:35:20 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


evil4

Well fuck, looks like men aren't needed anymore, women have the cucumber D:
Smoocher
Posted: Thursday, December 7, 2017 4:37:33 PM

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Considering this (old) topic, it's NO WONDER I love cucumbers ... in salads and even make a SAMMICH with them!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

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When two of your FWBs are as big as a cucumber, you save the cucumbers for Smoocher's salad.

Buz
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I've drunk enough bourbon to be pickled before.

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Posted: Thursday, December 7, 2017 8:53:14 PM

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BethanyFrasier wrote:
When two of your FWBs are as big as a cucumber, you save the cucumbers for Smoocher's salad.


All the time. Working up to egg plant. Then, and only then, can I write something as bizarre as Steampunk. Lfunny

Smoocher
Posted: Thursday, December 7, 2017 10:02:06 PM

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BethanyFrasier wrote:
When two of your FWBs are as big as a cucumber, you save the cucumbers for Smoocher's salad.


Embarassed comes with special (girl) salad dressing I suppose ... Whistle Whistle Whistle

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Meggsy
Posted: Thursday, December 7, 2017 10:22:28 PM

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Yes. I selected one that I knew would fit and in it went ....................and when I was ready it flew out like a mortar bomb.
If anything in there got pickled I would be going straight to the doc.
Smoocher
Posted: Thursday, December 7, 2017 10:37:33 PM

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Meggsy wrote:
Yes. I selected one that I knew would fit and in it went ....................and when I was ready it flew out like a mortar bomb.
.


Embarassed I assuming it was then all diced and sliced and covered with creamy dressing when fired Whistle Whistle Whistle

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

Tkdvrman1
Posted: Thursday, December 7, 2017 11:12:40 PM

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Not a gal yet but yes I have fucked myself with a big cucumber.
Meggsy
Posted: Friday, December 8, 2017 1:33:37 PM

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Smoocher wrote:


Embarassed I assuming it was then all diced and sliced and covered with creamy dressing when fired Whistle Whistle Whistle


I love it.
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Posted: Friday, December 8, 2017 2:45:57 PM

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Yes. I stretched a condom over it to help with lubrication. It filled me right up. Bliss.

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Miso101
Posted: Tuesday, December 12, 2017 7:05:10 PM

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No, that's just unsanitary.
collegegirl99
Posted: Wednesday, December 13, 2017 7:20:50 AM

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I tried once but it was too big for me. I’ve used bananas a couple times since with condoms over them.
IMPÜRETHOUGHTS
Posted: Wednesday, December 13, 2017 7:57:24 PM

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No.
Tiffiesta
Posted: Wednesday, December 13, 2017 9:11:48 PM

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yes. thats all I'm going to say about that.
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