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Posted: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 9:51:34 PM

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It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1.
Try Saying:
I think you could do with more training
Instead Of:
You don't have a fucking clue, do you?

2.
Try Saying:
She's an aggressive go-getter
Instead Of:
She's a fucking power-crazy bitch

3.
Try Saying:
Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of:
And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

4.
Try Saying:
I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of:
Fuck off arse- hole

5.
Try Saying:
Really?
Instead Of:
Well fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole

6.
Try Saying:
Perhaps you should check with..
Instead Of:
Tell someone who gives a fuck.

7.
Try Saying:
I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of:
Not my fucking problem.

8.
Try Saying:
That's interesting.
Instead Of:
What the fuck?

9...
Try Saying:
I'm not sure this can be implemented
Within the given timescale.
Instead Of:
No fucking chance mate.

10.
Try Saying:
It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of:
Why the fuck didn't you tell me that yesterday?

11.
Try Saying:
He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of:
He's got his head up his fucking arse.

12.
Try Saying:
Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of:
Oi, fuck face

13.
Try Saying:
Of course, I was only going
To be at home anyway
Instead Of:
Yeah, who needs fucking holidays anyway.
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 9:58:59 PM

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Quote:
2.
Try Saying:
She's an aggressive go-getter
Instead Of:
She's a fucking power-crazy bitch


laughing9
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2009 9:49:43 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 700,403
Quote:
Try Saying:
Of course, I was only going
To be at home anyway
Instead Of:
Yeah, who needs fucking holidays anyway.


Happened to me many times.
heartofdarkness
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:20:52 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/9/2009
Posts: 350
Location: Scotland
XXXnechoXXX wrote:

12.
Try Saying:
Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of:
Oi, fuck face

Sounds like a saying in my work except our version is:
OW, CUNT!
wyocowboy
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:21:02 PM

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Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 62
Location: wyoming, United States
LOL or just take all those that r offended out and shoot their fucking asses


save a horse ride a cowboy
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 14, 2009 11:10:49 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 700,403
wyocowboy wrote:
LOL or just take all those that r offended out and shoot their fucking asses



Cowboy I like your answer the best man. Shit I would be the one doing the offending then.
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