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FantasyFiction
Posted: Sunday, August 16, 2009 4:20:36 PM

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How many union workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
17. It's in the contract!

How many mobsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10. You got a problem wit dat?

How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral.

How many lab mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but it's hard to get them in there.

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nicola
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 4:10:45 PM

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
marcosurbina
Posted: Monday, August 24, 2009 5:56:00 PM

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Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.

How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral.

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:47:26 PM

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How many women wiht PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

A light bulb a fucking light bulb, you want me to change a light bulb, well of all the lazy good for nothing low down useless idiotic stupid and inconsiderate bastards you take the biscuit.
Birdie
Posted: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 6:00:20 AM

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Posted: Monday, September 07, 2009 11:44:15 AM

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How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?


16. One to do it and another 15 to say, "Not bad, but I could have done it better..."
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