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Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 7:15:59 PM

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When or where is the worst place or time to get a hard on?
Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 8:03:28 PM

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When people can see it!

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 8:11:15 PM

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Whenever or wherever you would be uncomfortable with people knowing.
Catnip
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 8:33:13 PM

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In a room filled with unattractive men and women?

Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 8:43:43 PM

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Catnip wrote:
In a room filled with unattractive men and women?


Yea, that would be embarrassing? sad1
sprite
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 8:45:29 PM

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"pop a boner" makes me giggle. i imagine someone with a hat pin giving a big prick a little prick :D



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Catnip
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 8:54:08 PM

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sci-fi_fan wrote:


Yea, that would be embarrassing? sad1

Mean that you're not judgemental and shallow.
Embarrassing would be if you stood staring in the mirror while getting it. evil4

Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 9:09:47 PM

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Catnip wrote:

Mean that you're not judgemental and shallow.
Embarrassing would be if you stood staring in the mirror while getting it. evil4


I was talking about being in a room by myself.Embarassed
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 9:15:51 PM

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crossing the boarder into the US
clum
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:32:32 AM

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On stage. I feared this happening a lot when I did a little acting. It never did, thankfully, but I think that would have been horrendous (especially since I acted in high school).

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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:46:58 AM

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Ha... I just had a hernia repaired. My first visit to see the sergeon, his physician's assistant was a very attractive lady with a sexy accent. When she asked me to drop my drawers the only thing I could think of PLEASE NOT NOW!
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Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 5:04:44 AM

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worst place. While serving as the alter boy?
SydneySider
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 9:04:52 PM

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Definitely while having a medical examination. Although, I have never had to have a doctor, male or female, get hands on that department, but its a big fear of mine. Getting a hard on is not always about being turned on. Sometimes its a reaction or a reflex to something else. If I was having my balls checked for lumps and I sprung a boner, I could never go back. BTW, I would never have a male doctor perform this, just too weird, especially if I barred up.

Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 9:20:27 PM

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9th grade English class.

Trust me....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 11:34:59 PM

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beach
AnnaGrace
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 12:29:17 AM

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I remember in gym class, this boy got one while in gym shorts, and we were doing sprints that day o_O

TheSexiiEbonii ;)
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Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 3:06:09 PM

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captainkirkland wrote:
When or where is the worst place or time to get a hard on?


....standing next to your mother-in-law's casket? Whistle Do I win?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 4:22:13 PM

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A few years ago I went to a salon rather than a barber for a hair cut. The girl who cut my hair was breathtaking, bobbed blonde hair and really curvy. Her body kept brushing against me as she worked and nature took it's course. I remember trying to fight but to no avail, and a prominent bulge formed. I knew she had seen it, but she still kept making small talk. The worst part was having to get up out of that chair when she had finished still thee quarters hard. Bet you can guess what happened when I got home, but I never set foot in there again !
SydneySider
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 9:45:43 PM

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Dempsey wrote:
A few years ago I went to a salon rather than a barber for a hair cut. The girl who cut my hair was breathtaking, bobbed blonde hair and really curvy. Her body kept brushing against me as she worked and nature took it's course. I remember trying to fight but to no avail, and a prominent bulge formed. I knew she had seen it, but she still kept making small talk. The worst part was having to get up out of that chair when she had finished still thee quarters hard. Bet you can guess what happened when I got home, but I never set foot in there again !


Yeah, I have had this happen a few times with my current hairdresser, but just a tingle or a semi semi. Rubbing against the elbows, boobs in the shoulders and back. She is good at what she does (as a hairdresser) so I dont want to have to find a new girl to go to if I ever found myself in that situation.

A few weeks ago I treated myself to a back rub/massage (no, was not a rub and tug shop). The girl doing it literally straddled my ass like she was on a bronco to do my lower and middle back. Needless to say, the thought of a gorgeous Thai girl riding me like that was a complete turn on. It did how ever subside before it was time to get up. I did have to decline having my chest and front done. I couldnt handle her getting on top of me like that again if I was face up.

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Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:08:17 PM

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well i had a hard on while i was giving a presentation in college..as my teacher was wearing a sexy top hahahaha
charl1e5
Posted: Monday, March 5, 2012 8:39:12 AM

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My worst one was during a job interview with my prospective manager, it was a woman and really hot! tight top and slit skirt, not sure if she noticed but I got the job
foxjack
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2012 7:00:01 PM

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SexiiEbonii wrote:
I remember in gym class, this boy got one while in gym shorts, and we were doing sprints that day o_O

Bet he didn't think it was a bad spot if he noticed the hot girls in class looking.
Ryario_Darkstar
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2012 7:31:54 PM

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Happens all the time at work and I cant doing anything about it so...actually seriously contemplated going into the bathrooms to take care of it too.

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2012 8:36:13 PM

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middle of church...lol
Buz
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2012 8:46:27 PM

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I can think of two places:
1) Standing in front of a business group giving a sales presentation. Damn her for giving me upskirt flashes!!!!
2) In church


Buz
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2012 8:48:34 PM

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charl1e5 wrote:
My worst one was during a job interview with my prospective manager, it was a woman and really hot! tight top and slit skirt, not sure if she noticed but I got the job


She noticed dude! That's why you got the job! Make sure you show up that same way when you go ask for a raise. (Well a raise in pay not the uh, you know...) ha


stdlydorgt
Posted: Sunday, March 18, 2012 7:02:50 PM

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PutmeinCoach wrote:


....standing next to your mother-in-law's casket? Whistle Do I win?



lmao....you most definitely win.... that was excellent!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 18, 2012 8:15:31 PM

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right before a wrestling match
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Posted: Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:06:54 PM

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while climbing out of the full public Hot tub isjda
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Posted: Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:21:10 PM

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When you pick the kid from daycare center, and notice the new teacher is super hot.

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