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BornyHouseHusband
Posted: Monday, March 19, 2012 8:29:00 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 1/21/2012
Posts: 72
Location: Newquay, United Kingdom
At school picking up the kids with all the hot yummy mummies there
WickedShads
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:45:26 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/26/2009
Posts: 1,195
Location: Pennsylvania, United States
My ex-wife's house....

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
FantasyFiction
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:29:36 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/1/2009
Posts: 282
Location: the Swamps of Jersey
anywhere people can see it.

Success is doing what you love, and doing it so well that someone will pay you for it.
http://www.lushstories.com/fantasyfiction
SydneySider
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:48:43 PM

Rank: Candy Connoisseur
Moderator

Joined: 11/6/2011
Posts: 1,986
Location: Sydney, Australia
swimming at your parents house, while the whole family is there..and someone asks you to help them with something which requires you getting out..god I hate my dick sometimes...

TraceyAmes
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 7:54:04 PM

Rank: Wine Connoisseur

Joined: 6/28/2008
Posts: 165
Location: Hunter Valley, Australia
charl1e5 wrote:
My worst one was during a job interview with my prospective manager, it was a woman and really hot! tight top and slit skirt, not sure if she noticed but I got the job


I presume you were going for a senior management position being the Head Job? Or was it as a laborer working at a wind farm. It would have been a Blow Job then.
beowulf69
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:22:52 PM

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Joined: 10/24/2011
Posts: 216
Location: Cocoa Beach, United States
When you first meet your girlfriend's parents.

My first story for Lush is posted, The Goodbye Fuck.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-goodbye-fuck.aspx
WickedShads
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 4:39:23 PM

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Joined: 2/26/2009
Posts: 1,195
Location: Pennsylvania, United States
beowulf69 wrote:
When you first meet your girlfriend's parents.


Especially when it's the mom that did it to you.....

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
tellme001
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 8:34:02 AM

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Joined: 3/11/2012
Posts: 128
Location: Pittsburgh area, United States
when i was 19 my family had a picnic with all the aunts , uncles, ect. my then 17 year old cousin who was every younge mans dream, came running over to my chair sat on my lap she was a tease and knew how you excited. I couldn't help my self and i know she could feel it because she keep grinding down on it .when she did get up I had to pull my chair and my self under the table for a good 20 min.
MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 8:39:47 AM

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Joined: 3/12/2011
Posts: 550
Location: somewhere on the coast, United States
This thread is hilarious! Thanks guys!!!!!!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 3:13:31 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,893
While playing the "naked chef" in the kitchen!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 1:20:37 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,893
Kim Jong Il's funeral...Birthday clown job interview...Hang gliding anywhere...Rope climb in gym class...Showering in gym class...Bed Bath and Beyond towel model (Martha Stewart Collection)
Frank
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 3:15:43 AM

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Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 10,811
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom
Receiving an award from the Queen while it is being televised nationally!

Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:36:10 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,893
Funeral of an ex- you hated

Chuck-e-cheese birthday party

waiting in line for Haunted Mansion Disneyland

Bingo parlor

Tuxedo rental fitting

Watching Richard Simmons "Sweating with the Oldies" video

Proctologist's waiting room

Bass fishing with the buddies

Filling out your tax forms

Greeting the new vicar, priest, minister


Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 4:04:07 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,893
In class or at work, which has happened more then once to yours truly.
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