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bat
Posted: Saturday, March 24, 2012 5:47:24 PM

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sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 12:26:20 AM

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I think we need a cattle call like at Jamboree in the Hills







too much fun!!Whistle

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 12:46:45 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdc3X6Crzc&feature=player_detailpage

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


scooter
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 7:31:59 AM

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Jamboree in the hills sugar!
I been there before, right here in southern Ohio.
It's the biggest cowboy event this side a the Mississippi.
Lets all put on our best whitey tidy's,, and head on down there!
I can't wait to see holly, chef, lady sharon, mazza, bat, an sugarbabe in a pair of them! drunken


sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 8:36:19 AM

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Scooter you're right it's in southern Ohio and it's the biggest party around for country music (not cowboy) I am ready! They have a lot of wet t-shirts from squirting them with squirt guns. Many wet busts to ogle out there. 4 days of pure torture!!!!!evil4




sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:35:44 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Oh, Sisters and Brothers, do you have your radios on? Well, how to they fit? That's just a little holy humor to let everyone know that today's services here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers is being broadcast over KUM-AM radio from coast-to-coast. Granted one of those coast is down south of town at the edge of the waste water treatment pond while the other is the Coast Service Station north of town, but still, that IS coast-to-coast, right?

Today, our choir, The Amazing Graces, will perform a re-enactment of the scene from the film, "Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou?., where those poor, half-nekkid washer women come out of the water (a plug for total emmersion, if you ask me) and lay some serious, uh, fellowship on the wandering fellows.

Today's message is all about the power of prayer. All across this country, those who have strayed from the paths of righteousness are once again lifting their voices in prayer. Most of the time, they are invoking divine help to cause a certain sphereroid shaped object to either penetrate a metal circle or, in some cases, to avoid doing so. Sister and Brothers, I say unto you, this upsurge in prayer is a great manifestation of goodness.

Can I have a big, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

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sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:51:28 AM

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A BIG AMEN

now lets go down to the watering hole....

Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 2:08:22 PM

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RAMEN Rump! Rumple sounds like he watches that new show on ABC called GCB. After the book Good Christian Bitches? It takes place in Texas and I do believe the Right Rev knows a thing or two about Texas.
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 4:29:55 PM

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amen


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 5:16:09 AM

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Morning, lusters after the Lush life.

Got in a big shipment of K-Mart brand Kognac. With a couple jugs of that stuff out on the bar, Busty's coffee should be drinkable if not necessarily enjoyable. Be brave, Rumplators, be very brave.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Southern_Sass
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 5:28:15 AM

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coffee coffee coffee
Good Mornin Yall

I will be back shortly for some of Bustys coffee
Weekend from Hell AND its Mondayevil5

Buz
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 6:24:56 AM

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Good morning Rumpy, SouthernSass, and the rest of y'all. I hope y'all had a great weekend. I sure am craving some country ham & grits!






Guest
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 8:28:02 AM

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Man! Stop that! Now I'm hungry and I've got things to do this morn.
Coffee? Sure why not? Thanks Rumpy.
Hi Holly! wave
bat
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 11:09:07 AM

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glasses8 Ya all have a GR8 Day.... still smiling from the week-end flower

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 12:44:29 PM

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Good afternoon to all of you.
The weekend was a rough one. Bonfires and beer,
Loud music and a headache.
Oh what is a person to do? Go to Lush-ville and have some of the same.
It will cure what's ailing you. evil4
Food looks good this morning....I'll have......

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 12:56:40 PM

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It's just after lunch for me, so here's a big shout out to you all — Hello!


Guest
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 12:57:50 PM

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Thank you Miss Bat and you too.

Good afternoon to you too Sugar. What's new with one and all?
scarletblue
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 2:50:56 PM

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Hiya sexy lushkins ..

Summer seems to have arrived in the kingdom so I thought I'd come out of
Hibernation hello1

coming in I had to fight my way through the dancing folk outside ..i'm guessing they're trying to gain access to the best bar in town .. unless its party time and i wasn't invited .hhmmmm


anyways ...
They kinda looked familiar ,but I havent been out much.. and my eyesights not that great so I could be mistaken dontknow

So many new faces frequenting the bar sad1 gosh fish

soooo...erm.. I am just going to grab a cup of Al's 'special blend' and sit quietly in the back pretending to be busy coffee and scan the crowd

evil4

sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 4:33:38 PM

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ME TOO!



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 5:46:02 PM

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Hi Scarlett! Glad you and Missy decided to join us. Don't mind Coma and Tose. They won't pinch your bottom. I don't think they've moved much since the Nixon era. I'll have a icy cold beer tonight. It's been warm here in the Sunshine State.
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 6:23:09 PM

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It's cold here in the Great White North and I decided to show off the chastity belt I purchased for services. You guys like?

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 6:42:44 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Just for the record, that crowd out front wasn't dancing, they were waiting to get inot the that regal realm known as the Rumplations' Restroom. Only problem is Terrance, the natural-born tarrantula was occupying that space. With Chef belting down the brews, nobody had the nerve to ask him to leave.

But in the 'all's well that ends' category, Terrance has vacated the restroom and resumed residence in the hot nuts dispenser. Now if someone will just unclog the plumbing, everything will be A-OK.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 7:17:00 PM

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Hey everybody,
Nice to see scarletblue an miss luvsya aound the old place, and bat, and chef, and sharon, and Holly, and sugar, and Rump, and buz, and Al and.....

What do ya mean the plumbings clogged Rump,,,Terrance didn't fall in did he?
I have a monkey wrench here, but no spider wrenchd'oh!

That new Chasity belt's awesome LadyS, but you need to keep that key handyevil4
bat
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 9:18:43 PM

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Think Let me take a crack at the plumbing..


Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:59:32 AM

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I've got some tools too...




sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 5:58:30 AM

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Morning, moaners. either that's a pot of coffee Busty has concocted or she's gone into the asphalt roofing business. Still, add enough K-Mart brand Kognac and it ain't too bad.

Sugar, I believe the tool Scooter wanted was a 'monkey wrench' not for some wench to monkey around with his wrench. But then I could be wrong. (sips from mug - shudders) It has been known to happen.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Buz
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:03:16 AM

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Tools? This early in the a.m.? Ughhhh....

Good Morning Y'all!!!!

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 8:57:08 AM

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Good pun Bat.
I brought my own tea thanks Rump. Little shot of Bushmills and we're good to go.
TopThis
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:13:13 AM

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Crack is addictive. Coffee please! Tall, strong, dark, creamy...you know, the usual!
sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:03:01 PM

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Good afternoon all you Lushkins, Hope you had a restful night.
I'll have the same as TopThis. sounds delicious.
scooter and his tools, bet he can't even find his hammer holder let alone a Monkey wrench.
But then again he probably doesn't look very hard. Shhh don't tell him I said that tho. evil4
Buz dear, the plumbing was on the blink, you're going to appreciate us using our tools in the a.m. when you have to go to the little boys room. Chef did you bring the crumpets too? I hear you are a baker? Oh by the way, that cookie had a nice crunch to it. Did you mix them up outside?
(bang, bang, clang and clunk) it wasn't Terrance that caused the problem, someone shoved their vibrator and old bag in the hole. And no it wasn't Coma's old lady. I need another after that sight. Pint Drunk Have a good one today!

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


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