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sherleen
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 2:06:32 PM

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Have you ever tried anything that actually worked? Want to know what works and what doesn't. If you don't want to reply here inbox me please.
madisynnemi
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 9:50:19 PM

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why make it bigger why not just be happy with what is given
asleep
Posted: Monday, March 26, 2012 10:11:09 PM

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I got taken in by a penis enlargement scam....

I paid $50 and they sent me a magnifying glass...

Instructions said do not use in sunlight!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

SensualDesires83
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 7:06:53 AM

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I have always been very happy with my size, even though I know I am not as well-endowed as most men. I never wanted to try and never will try anything that "professes" to make a penis larger.

And I know that old saying, "size does matter," but in my personal experience, size is not always the issue. It how a man uses it. A vagina can grip an item as thin as a pencil which makes it very versatile. So, as long as the man knows how to move it and make it enjoyable for the woman, there is no reason that both could not be pleased.

"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

--Evanescence
ArtMan
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:16:36 PM

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I do believe there is a surgeon in Miami that surgically thickens one's penis. I am not sure if it can be lengthened or not. It does seem like one could lose sensitivity. As for as other techniques, I am sure that 100% of them are scams.

You are invited to read Passionate Danger, Part II, a story collaboration by Kim and ArtMan.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx

clum
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 5:23:33 AM

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ArtMan wrote:
I do believe there is a surgeon in Miami that surgically thickens one's penis. I am not sure if it can be lengthened or not. It does seem like one could lose sensitivity. As for as other techniques, I am sure that 100% of them are scams.


I believe there is a technique for lengthening but I believe it has more of an effect on flaccid length than erect and also often results in your erection pointing downwards rather than up. Doesn't really seem worth it, does it?

I haven't and won't try anything.

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Buz
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 6:10:42 AM

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Tie a rope around the end of your cock and tie a rope around an automobile tire filled with sand and go for a jog. That might stretch that bugger out! Or tie your dick to the top of some monkey bars and bungee off them. Have your cell phone ready to dial 911 if these ideas produce unsatisfactory results.laughing3





Nikki703
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 7:13:35 AM

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Buz wrote:
Tie a rope around the end of your cock and tie a rope around an automobile tire filled with sand and go for a jog. That might stretch that bugger out! Or tie your dick to the top of some monkey bars and bungee off them. Have your cell phone ready to dial 911 if these ideas produce unsatisfactory results.laughing3


HAHA!! But wouldnt it get thinner too, like pulling taffy!! Maybe try Miracle Grow!! Works on plants.


On another note, some women with rediculously large boobs have breast reduction surgery. I wonder if any guy ever had penis reduction surgery because he was just too big? Where's that 16" guy when you need him, HAHA
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 8:57:30 AM

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no enhancements or enlargements for me, I am what I am :-)
i need a beer....lol Pint Drunk
orangecity20112011
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 7:28:28 PM

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it's myth
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 9:36:01 PM

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Crazy! Why would anyone ever mess with what God gave you especially if it is working. Just asking for trouble. This crap about size and enlargement is all BS. Just leave it alone already.
_mal_
Posted: Sunday, April 08, 2012 7:15:23 PM

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Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 09, 2012 4:39:14 PM

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Nothing actually works, at least not without serious repercussions, like being unable to get it up (which really defeats the purpose of making it bigger in the first place). You can make it appear bigger by shaving that region or losing weight, if you're a fat bastard, but seriously, unless there is something wrong, don't do anything to try and make you're cock any bigger. If you're not satisfied, talk to someone about it, or better yet have sex and you'll see that it doesn't matter. There are also several positions in which you can have sex that makes penetration deeper, maybe think about them and overall, just be happy with what the gods bestowed upon you. If you can piss, shag and enjoy yourself, your penis is big enough. Rant over, time for a cuppa tea.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 11, 2012 1:07:47 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
don't do anything to try and make you're cock any bigger.


From the man who hates poor grammar! evil4

Only playing, I'm sure it was just a typo. dog
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 1:44:27 PM

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Well I am very small, but rather than enlarge it, I would much prefer to be ridiculed for it.
Pretzel
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:34:11 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:


HAHA!! But wouldnt it get thinner too, like pulling taffy!! Maybe try Miracle Grow!! Works on plants.


On another note, some women with rediculously large boobs have breast reduction surgery. I wonder if any guy ever had penis reduction surgery because he was just too big? Where's that 16" guy when you need him, HAHA


Taffy!!! hah!
1ball
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 9:58:49 AM

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All I can tell you is what I've heard. To get greater length, weights work, very slowly over a very long period of time (years) a penis can be safely stretched. Vacuum pumps supposedly will also work to increase both length and girth, again, very slowly over a long period of time with lots of dedication. I just can't see devoting an hour per day for years to gain an inch or two.

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Guest
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 5:13:22 PM

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If it's all the same to everyone I'll keep mine the size it's always been thank you
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 1:10:58 PM

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SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.

Careful what you wish for...it could screw up your whole day - if you fly a lot. Apparently.

Of course this is the American TSA I am talking about.

I want to know which one of you guys is named Jonah..?

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blazestcyr
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 1:14:58 PM

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just a thought...what is something happend to YOUR dick & you could never have sex again..would you not be sooo happy for any inch?
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 8:00:42 PM

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this might help!

Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 8:58:25 PM

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I have found through the years a sure fire method for making my penis longer and thicker. I get an erection.
35nlookin4u
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 9:20:20 PM

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I'm happy with mine I have never had anyone complain about the size so no need for bigger, besides If it's too big you can't get it all inside her anyways ;-)
justforfun9
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 9:42:06 PM

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Have not tried and have no plan of doing anything in the future.
ramrod32784
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 2:49:00 PM

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Used to be able to wrap mine around and wear it as a tie.Welcome to fantasy Island lol
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 3:49:19 PM

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You can really damage yourself trying these myths to an extent of you dick not working.
Jerry_197
Posted: Thursday, August 29, 2013 4:19:20 PM

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asleep wrote:
I got taken in by a penis enlargement scam....

I paid $50 and they sent me a magnifying glass...

Instructions said do not use in sunlight!!




Brilliant!
jdeckard
Posted: Thursday, September 05, 2013 3:40:50 PM

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A working penis is better than a non-functioning monster that can't get hard.

Watch some Tony Duncan porn and you'll see what I mean (probably has the biggest dick in porn). Other than reducing your belly fat and doing cardio to make it appear bigger and actually be healthier, I'm not sure there's anything that can be done. That's what I've done, and I'm comfortable with having a larger than average penis, though every man probably wishes he could be just a bit bigger at least for a while. I heard even surgery probably won't work to lengthen it in its erect state, so why shell out thousands for that? I was curious once to trying penis pumping but then I found out it can damage your penis, so why risk it. There's a classic 70's or 80's porn video of Scott Taylor and a friend using a high powered pump and it's kinda frightening. What they don't tell you in the video though is that Scott Taylor (who died of AIDS R.I.P.) had a monster even before he put his penis in the tube.
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