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Unlaw
Posted: Sunday, April 1, 2012 9:23:42 PM

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Ladies...

Let us men know how pathetic we can be at attempting to pick you up...
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Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 9:43:21 PM

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I work as a medical professional and the worst pick-up line I have ever gotten was at the hospital when a patient said: "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away." Or then there is the notorious "Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can totally see myself in them." I however like pick-up lines, it's weird I know, but I think they are funny. It shows a sense of humor.
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Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 9:47:28 PM

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Nice to meet you Mrs. Right. I'm Mr. right.... Fail.
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Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 11:39:21 PM

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"Nice boots. Wanna fuck?"

Well, it's more of a joke in certain circles but it based off an actual line.

P.S. If you get it, then you hang out in the same circles I do :)
Callisto
Posted: Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:36:29 PM

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"Nice lips, they'd look really good wrapped around my cock" 588-rolleyes

I had no response to that LOL.. just walked away
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Posted: Wednesday, April 11, 2012 1:05:29 AM

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