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suckmedownthere
Posted: Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:29:43 PM

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kickbutt Honey can you massage my (insert: back, feet, neck, etc.) please? Then he's like: you know what: stfu and thefinger . Then he gets no more b229 , and gets the kickbutt (aka the boot lol) If he said no I'd be doing this to him: stirthepot :D lol
sawdustsavage
Posted: Thursday, November 5, 2009 6:00:59 PM

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is it in yet.lol never heard it but have heard of it.dontknow dontknow
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, November 5, 2009 6:22:55 PM

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suckmedownthere wrote:
kickbutt Honey can you massage my (insert: back, feet, neck, etc.) please? Then he's like: you know what: stfu and thefinger . Then he gets no more b229 , and gets the kickbutt (aka the boot lol) If he said no I'd be doing this to him: stirthepot :D lol


Well someone likes using emotions!! Lol Well done!



"...Honey...why does the hamper smell like fish?" (when you're not a let's-go-catch-some-trout sort of guy)
"Do you have a stash of porn? I need something to keep the fire going."
"Haha! You were bragging about THAT thing?" (While of course looking at your penis)
"What do you think about the china patterns?"
"That's it?" (while looking at the engagement ring)

boxing

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 5, 2009 7:22:36 PM

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hey sweetie a woman came over earlier and brought over ur other black sock... care to explain?
EnGorged
Posted: Friday, November 6, 2009 11:51:44 AM

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Location: here then gone
take a look at these colors, which one do you like better? (showing you 2 identical color cards you pick one to get it over with) then "Really? I like the other one better"
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 9, 2009 6:30:40 PM

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ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009 1:56:04 PM

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Does my braces hurt you when I give you a blow job? b229
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009 3:46:48 PM

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....that was it?
(after sex)

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 24, 2009 5:56:02 PM

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If you really love me this will not matter, but I used to be a guy
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 2009 7:42:32 AM

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BBB856 wrote:
If you really love me this will not matter, but I used to be a guy


Thats not a question ha ha


verity
Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 2009 7:51:30 AM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
Does my braces hurt you when I give you a blow job? b229




Brick wall


*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.

Fargo
Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 2009 7:58:09 AM

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Location: Perth, Australia
Did you...-insert generic task-...?

They didn't
Redbrick
Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 2009 10:13:11 AM

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I had the locks changed
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 1:34:51 PM

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When the girl says "Honey, it's not very big around But it Is short"


Hate ThatBoo hoo! !!!
Jezziebelle
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 11:20:15 PM

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"So, now that you have me, you can get rid of your porn and erotica, right?"confused1

Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
Primal
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 11:43:17 PM

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Jezziebelle wrote:
"So, now that you have me, you can get rid of your porn and erotica, right?"confused1







In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 12:39:34 AM

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Primal wrote:
Jezziebelle wrote:
"So, now that you have me, you can get rid of your porn and erotica, right?"confused1





laughing3

Creepiest pic! lmao

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Primal
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 1:35:08 AM

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Haha yes it is. Like I told Vamp in the chat today, I hate hairless cats, hate them, but I love hairless pussy! binky



In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 3:08:22 AM

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Do you love me?
or
How about we get married
or
Would you like to meet my family
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 7:57:23 AM

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"You do know, my kids and I come as a package deal, right?"

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 8:03:17 AM

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credit: The New Yorker - 06/29/09

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 8:28:59 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


credit: The New Yorker - 06/29/09


They look like to Twits cartoon characters by Roahl Darhl The Twits. When the wife say's to her horrible husband.
"Do you like your bolognese spaghetti" ( The Bolognese spaghetti is full of worms covered in tomatoe sauce) ha ha lol

Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 9:32:52 AM

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Do you mind if I put all my girly stuff in the living room for the night, even though it's poker night with your buds, pookie?

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 3:09:45 PM

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Do you have any extra money I can have?
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 8:27:53 PM

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Can I borrow your razor?

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 29, 2009 4:58:27 AM

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Do you mind if we go over to my mother's this Sunday?
Shyone
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 11:29:00 AM

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What's the limit on this credit card?
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 11:35:54 AM

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Do I look like a fatass?

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 11:51:09 AM

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"Will you come and get me? I'm lost."
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:14:38 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
"Maybe we should stop and ask directions?"

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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