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nicola
Posted: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 2:56:06 PM

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It wouldn't be so bad if spammers weren't quite so illiterate...

I wanted to send this back to another spammer for repetition:

REAL Doctors, REAL Science, REAL Results!

Dr. MaxMan was created by George Acuilar, M.D, a Board Certified Urologist who has treated over 70,000 patients with erectile problems. He is a member of both the College of Urology and the Society of Urology, and the director of 46 Urologists. He is also the past president of his state society of Urologists.

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 4:52:57 PM

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Man what a busy guy! I got this same thing several times this week.
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 9:05:19 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Man what a busy guy! I got this same thing several times this week.


Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction too?
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:41:13 AM

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nicola wrote:


Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction too?


I don't now, but I might if I reply back to the barrister in Nigeria who wants to give me 40 million usd if I just send him 16 grand up front.

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:57:51 AM

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I'm currently 474 million richer in the European lotto. Just waiting for the clearance of my $400 cheque to recieve my prize. I also made sure I double checked my details, you know so I get that 474 million Euros.

It's so sad people still think they can get away with this crap. Then again there is some vulnerable and gullible people out there.

Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.

Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."

Axl - That's not "uvula."

From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
SITTING
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:24:14 AM

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I think I must be a billionaire thanks to the number of prizes I've won. All I need to do is give my bank account details and claim them all. Woop Woop.

Stalker, ballet dancer, obsession...
Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:54:01 AM

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This thread made me remember a few years ago when I got a phone call from a "well known utility company."

It went like this: (20 second delay silence)

Me: "Hello"

Caller: "Hello can I speak to Sirene Jaune please"

Me: "Speaking"

Caller: "Hi Sirene, this is Kathy from utility company and I'm calling today in regards to your account."

Me: "Oh really?" I looked at the number and saw the call was from a cellphone.

Caller: "Yes, we see that your account is over due and you need to make payments."

Me: starts laughing "You are kidding me right? I don't have an account with your company."'

Caller: sounds unsure but pressing "This is Sirene Jaune at 1234 Drury Lane, Sydney?"

Me: feeling a bit panic that they know my address. "Yes, but I do not have an account with your company. In fact I don't have any utility accounts or any phone accounts, they are in my other half's name."

Caller: Obviously being caught "Uh er um. Okay sorry."

Click.

The girl was obviously in her late teens, early 20s. Sounding bright and bubbly. I kind of felt a tinge of panic when she rattled off my name and address. Because I'm unsure of where she would get it. As I'm not listed in the phone book but it could be from anywhere. Glad I caught her out though. It didn't even sound like it was from a call centre.

Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.

Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."

Axl - That's not "uvula."

From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:31:25 AM

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nicola wrote:


Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction too?


I guess I must. My penis isn't big enough either because they're always wanting me to buy enlargement pills for it.
Head
Posted: Friday, April 20, 2012 1:20:26 PM

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I purchased some viagra on line the other day, its not for my penis, I rub them in my eyes so I look hard !!!!!!!!!!
Shibui
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 7:35:35 AM

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You mean if I rub viagra on my body I'll have a hard body again??
Count me in. :>}
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:10:29 PM

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I got a brilliant one it read: "All drugs here [online pharmacy]" but there was no link. C'mon spammers, I want my drugs, man! Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2012 9:48:48 AM

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google and facebook creap me the fuck out with the personalized ads based on my posts, news feed and I swear they also read my emails, because I got this one email from a friend about how much she loves her new car and in the sidebar were ads for companies like carsense and newtoyou.com it really freaked me out. Some of the ads even said "find great deals on new and used cars in [my home city] today" They knew were I lived! The era of spam has hit a new high!
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