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Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:57:59 PM

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nicola
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That reminds me of this one:

Guest
Posted: Friday, April 20, 2012 8:26:47 AM

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OMG I saw Jesus!
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I like both :)

Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.

Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."

Axl - That's not "uvula."

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Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 8:45:32 AM

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tard {{{WOW!!!}}} We need n intervention herePray Oh Screw It!! There's no help here no We are all nutz Nutbag
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chefkathleen wrote:
OMG I saw Jesus!


Jesus Christ, so did I!!!

Stalker, ballet dancer, obsession...
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Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 10:35:59 AM

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SITTING wrote:


Jesus Christ, so did I!!!


I did too :o

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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:36:29 PM

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You guys crack me up.6
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 3:27:05 AM

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Sorry to lower the tone, carry on!
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Is Christianity at such an all time low that Jesus has to reveal himself in a cat's arse? Maybe I need to start taking photos of my own arse to see if it's as divine as I think it is bootyshake

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You Guys were already in for some SERIOUS Purgatory time just for writing Smut... But for THIS???? You're going to HELL!!!

xx Steph

"Unruly girls, who will not settle down, MUST be taken in hand" (Barbarism Begins At Home - The Smiths) xx SF
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Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 3:58:25 AM

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I may be mistaken, but I think it's a dog's ass (Jack Russell?).

Elit, when you look at yours in the mirror, is there any sun shining out of it? I think that's the divinity acid test.

Mea culpa...
SITTING
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 4:06:59 AM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
Is Christianity at such an all time low that Jesus has to reveal himself in a cat's arse? Maybe I need to start taking photos of my own arse to see if it's as divine as I think it is bootyshake


stephanie wrote:


You Guys were already in for some SERIOUS Purgatory time just for writing Smut... But for THIS???? You're going to HELL!!!

xx Steph


Oh my dear lord, you people just made my day a billion times brighter. occasion5

Stalker, ballet dancer, obsession...
elitfromnorth
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 5:11:16 AM

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nicola wrote:
I may be mistaken, but I think it's a dog's ass (Jack Russell?).

Elit, when you look at yours in the mirror, is there any sun shining out of it? I think that's the divinity acid test.

Mea culpa...


Could always shove a maglite up it before taking a picture. Difficult to do that on my own. Any volunteers?

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
nicola
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laughing9 This whole thread has the makings of a very creative maglite ad. Not sure if it would ever reach airtime...
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Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:45:46 AM

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stephanie wrote:


You Guys were already in for some SERIOUS Purgatory time just for writing Smut... But for THIS???? You're going to HELL!!!

xx Steph




Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:04:47 AM

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It does. How else can he keep track of Lush?


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I volunteer to take pictures of all your ladies asses It's a tough job but somebody has to do it
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