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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:15:05 AM

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I came accross this interesting book the other day.... I am guilty, to start with:)

A Panda walks into a Café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the Panda makes toward the exit. The Panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

“I am a Panda,” he says, at the door. “Look it up.”

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

“PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”


Should we all not brush up on our punctuation?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:43:47 AM

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Mazz just recommended this book to me. thumbup She thought it was very funny. I joke with a few Lush friends about punctuation and grammar on here, because I guess I'm just a nerd. evil4

Buz
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:46:04 AM

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I can fully understand. I bet that guy is dyslexic.laughing8

Great post!




caramelvixxen
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 8:28:56 AM

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haha! thanks for a great laugh to start the day! :)



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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 8:47:25 AM

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Haha, good one :)
Warlock
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 10:28:11 AM

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punctuation test:

that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 1:52:02 PM

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Graham_X
Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:26:38 PM

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Let's eat, grandma! - The Waltons

Let's eat grandma! - Sawney Bean

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 12:26:47 AM

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Just in case you need another reminder why commas are important...




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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 12:26:50 AM

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Just in case you need another reminder why commas are important...




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AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 6:27:03 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Just in case you need another reminder why commas are important...



Spelling is important too:



Mazza
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 7:16:09 AM

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yes, spelling IS important...

Nothing to see here...
Mazza
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 7:32:28 AM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 7:47:02 AM

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Liz
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 8:32:42 AM

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Mazza wrote:



Awesome! giggle

AudioLee
Posted: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 9:26:49 PM

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@Wildcat, do they really mean that on that church sign, or is there a misspelling that I'm missing?
AudioLee
Posted: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 9:27:58 PM

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@Mazza, just got the "cococunt" one... that's funny.
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