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Kitanica
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 8:27:45 AM

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Disclaimer: don't read if your easily grossed out.





Now clearly twilight has made her feeble teeniebopper brain stupider because anyone with sense would know Sanguinare vampiris is only transmitted via direct injection into the blood from a bite, scratch, injection, etc. Or the mixing of blood or saliva with the boyfriends blood, not via ingestion like a poison. This would do absolutely nothing.

amateur mistake. Applause

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SITTING
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 4:05:13 AM

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Excuse me for being narrow minded but this has made me feel physically sick. WTF? I just looked this up on Google, found the question and she's put; 'he finally became a vampire after about 5 weeks, and i am now pregnant with a vampire baby.' OMG. Ugh. Jesus, I was hoping she'd tell him she'd been feeding him blood and he'd cart her off to some psychiatric ward...this is wrong on SO many levels. Christ, I can't finish my orange.

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MMonroe
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 4:23:51 AM

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Oh my god, TAMPONS?! puke



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 5:48:00 AM

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Now I know that blaming Twilight seems like the best thing to do in this senario, but maybe we could by-pass the trigger point and get straight to the main issue itself. This girl is nuts, plain and simple nuts.
Tampon blood??? I mean that's just wrong.

Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 5:56:27 AM

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She wants a blood-sucker for a boyfriend whereas he probably wants a cum-sucker for a girlfriend.

Who knows if he hasn't been secretly adding his semen to her morning omelette or using it as an ice-cream topping in the hopes that one day she will experience the mystical 'supernatural change' of becoming a girl that actually wants to put down her Twilight books and suck his dick instead. *shrugs*

Buz
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 6:03:32 AM

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"An American Werewolf in London" was 100 times better than any of those Twilight douchy movies.




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Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 6:13:21 AM

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ThatNewYorkGuy
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 6:18:23 AM

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this is disgusting to me...
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 7:02:42 AM

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Ahh yes.....this. Saw it awhile back. It's quite......something.

It's a shame because whilst I will admit the films were shockingly awful, the books were actually incredibly written...and it pains me that someone could take something that was so well written and make THIS out of it, joke or not. Ick, so full of disgutables.

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MrNudiePants
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 9:47:10 PM

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I thought used tampons were only good for making a vampire tea. Who knew?
Ruthie
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 10:15:38 PM

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Are there really people who believe this?
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 11:49:39 PM

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I am a die hard medical person and nothing grosses me out but I just got sick. What is wrong with humanity?!
Kitanica
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 12:17:09 AM

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Lakelife that's actually a common response theyres a tag for it called "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
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Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 1:00:57 AM

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Best thread ever!
SITTING
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 5:03:52 AM

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The part that icked me the most was where she put that she either eats or sucks the damn things. So does she physically sit down with a tampon and chew on it? Or suck it like a effin lollipop? I just...ugh...

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:27:27 PM

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First off, this poor uneducated sap needs to read Bram Stoker's Dracula and actually learn how the vampire came about, second if she learns nothing from said book she needs a fucking lobotomy and third she needs to stop reproducing.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:30:24 PM

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d'oh! angry7 angry7 angry7 angry7 This Is just sick disgusting and sad and funny at the same time.
Btw.. I like the whole Vampire thingy but this ... wow.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:33:25 PM

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Um, Yeah........ I've got nothing........ dontknow

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 10:02:00 PM

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*facepalms* I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Kitanica
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:14:55 PM

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Jezebelle wrote:
*facepalms* I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


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Posted: Saturday, April 28, 2012 8:02:28 PM

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WTF?? So she had him digest her tampon blood to become a vampire...what does he have to eat to sparkle in the daylight?...

I'm thankful her favorite movie is the Twilight series and not Zombieland...
TheDarkKnight
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 2:08:23 PM

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Wow .. that girl just created a new TROLL standard....
She's definitely faking...
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 2:56:30 PM

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I would say the title was stupid enough.
mysticlover
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 3:07:31 PM

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Enuf of Vampires and Werewolf theme ...old and boring..


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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 5:04:52 AM

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Sicko
elitfromnorth
Posted: Tuesday, May 08, 2012 12:25:12 PM

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Is it illegal to lie to have your dick sucked? If not I'd tell one of these crazy chicks that I'm a vampire, but the only way to extract the virus is through my semen. Considering the intellect of many of these girls I think I'd probably have been sucked dry every day for a week...

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2012 3:24:13 AM

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Primates do eat their placenta after childbirth so this could be evidence that the Twilight series has slowed evolution and possibly caused it to go backwards. Throwbacks do happen so if the poor child comes out with a hairy back it might be more comforting to this fruitloop to think she has birthed a werewolf.
DeLioncourt
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 10:50:32 AM

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I love the whole vampire mythos, especially Anne Rice's "Interview With the Vampire". That's where my screen name comes from. But this girl's cheese has obviously slid off her cracker.
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Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 11:34:48 AM

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Ok, so she is certifiably insane. But how is that proof that Twilight is the worst book/movie ever? People jumped off of buildings thinking they were Superman before too, but it doesn't make Superman a bad movie.

So I would say that it's indisputable proof that you aren't Spock.
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