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freakydeaky
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:16:48 PM

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I am 48 yo male. I have had many, many girlfriends. I have a girlfriend now and i have been married before. A good looking guy about 27yo came to my door selling magazines. He sounded gay. I told him that i sometimes think about fooling around with a guy but the oportunity never came up. He came in my house. One thing led to another and i asked him to let me see his dick. I showed him mine also. I touched his. first one i ever touched that was not mine. His was the same size as mine. I bent down and half jerked and sucked it for a short while. His dick gaged me a little. He came in my mouth and i swallowed it. It seemed like a lot. I think some of it went into my nose from the back of my mouth and up into my sinus cavity. It turned out to be a really good experience but i cant tell anyone at all. It's been a couple hours but I feel like there is a slimy lump stuck in my throat. Is that normal?? I drank some water but it still feels like that. Is the cum i swallowed ok to swallow and be in my stomach? Iv cummed in lots of womens mouths but iv never thought about it. The guy seemed a little peeved that i dint buy any magazines.
Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:21:50 PM

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At least he didn't leave a lump in your ass.

Naughty_Magician
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:26:44 PM

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Yeah, you should swallow it ASAP. I hope you got his number. You should return the favour next time. This time though, take lube and do it properly.

Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Shylass
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:29:14 PM

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freakydeaky wrote:
I am 48 yo male. I have had many, many girlfriends. I have a girlfriend now and i have been married before. A good looking guy about 27yo came to my door selling magazines. He sounded gay. I told him that i sometimes think about fooling around with a guy but the oportunity never came up. He came in my house. One thing led to another and i asked him to let me see his dick. I showed him mine also. I touched his. first one i ever touched that was not mine. His was the same size as mine. I bent down and half jerked and sucked it for a short while. His dick gaged me a little. He came in my mouth and i swallowed it. It seemed like a lot. I think some of it went into my nose from the back of my mouth and up into my sinus cavity. It turned out to be a really good experience but i cant tell anyone at all. It's been a couple hours but I feel like there is a slimy lump stuck in my throat. Is that normal?? I drank some water but it still feels like that. Is the cum i swallowed ok to swallow and be in my stomach? Iv cummed in lots of womens mouths but iv never thought about it. The guy seemed a little peeved that i dint buy any magazines.


Oh no! You might pregnant!

Relax, lad. You simply had a protein shake - it's good for you. sunny The more you worry, the more you will think there is a problem. It will mostly be psychological, but if you did get some spunky fun cum into your sinuses, it will help your own mucus tissues by coating them, and it will eventually disperse. Like when you go swimming, and the chlorine water gets in there, it will settle soon.

So, how do you feel now you've told all 123,818 members and the rest of the world who are reading about your experience? evil4


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freakydeaky
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:30:58 PM

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I dint get his number and i was'nt sure if i should ask. If he lives near me, I will probly see him again because i live on an island.
freakydeaky
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:32:51 PM

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The reason why i came on here is because it is anonomous and i cant tell any one i know in any way.
Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:32:55 PM

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Shylass wrote:


Oh no! You might pregnant!

Relax, lad. You simply had a protein shake - it's good for you. sunny The more you worry, the more you will think there is a problem. It will mostly be psychological, but if you did get some spunky fun cum into your sinuses, it will help your own mucus tissues by coating them, and it will eventually disperse. Like when you go swimming, and the chlorine water gets in there, it will settle soon.

So, how do you feel now you've told all 123,818 members and the rest of the world who are reading about your experience? evil4


You mean the jizz is gonna seep into his system like a fucking yayo drip?

I'm gonna go throw up now.

Shylass
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:43:03 PM

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freakydeaky wrote:
The reason why i came on here is because it is anonomous and i cant tell any one i know in any way.


That's one of the reasons why I love Lush.






Magical_felix wrote:


You mean the jizz is gonna seep into his system like a fucking yayo drip?

I'm gonna go throw up now.


Oh come on, lad! People seem to find cream pies a turn on, and that's just goo from mucus membranes too. AND it's near the poo hole. This is simply a snot pie. What's the problem? evil4 And what is yayo? dontknow


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Naughty_Magician
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:43:29 PM

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freakydeaky wrote:
I dint get his number and i was'nt sure if i should ask. If he lives near me, I will probly see him again because i live on an island.


You go man, you have got yourself a place to dump semen.

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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 2:58:25 PM

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You know that if you give oral and you have a cut in your throat, then a sperm can lodge in the tissue of the gullet...

It will hook into the soft flesh and grow there...

Don't worry, it will 'pop' in a few weeks, giving birth to larger sperm...

These are harmless, in fact, and although they may bite, most people suffer no ill consequences and simply swallow the white, slimy creatures...

They are rather like tadpoles in appearance, but have no eyes and do not continue to develop any further...

If you are particularly sensitive, you may feel them wriggle in your stomach, but don't worry, they soon succumb to your acidic stomach juices...

I am told that they are considered a delicacy in some countries, where a small incision can be made in the throat to encourage their growth. This is where the term 'bukkake' came from. The men are not trying to come on the girls face, but actually trying to get her to swallow as much semen as possible in the hope that there will be a bumper harvest of said creatures...

As far as I am aware, one can be quite well paid for offering such a service and the 'harvesting' is said to be uncomfortable, but quite painless...

Worth considering, if you really are serious about buying magazines in future... I'm told such subscriptions can be expensive...
Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 3:06:54 PM

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Shylass wrote:


And what is yayo? dontknow


Yayo is cocaine. It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare. You don't want any part of that shit.

Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 3:09:10 PM

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Mazza wrote:
You know that if you give oral and you have a cut in your throat, then a sperm can lodge in the tissue of the gullet...

It will hook into the soft flesh and grow there...

Don't worry, it will 'pop' in a few weeks, giving birth to larger sperm...

These are harmless, in fact, and although they may bite, most people suffer no ill consequences and simply swallow the white, slimy creatures...

They are rather like tadpoles in appearance, but have no eyes and do not continue to develop any further...

If you are particularly sensitive, you may feel them wriggle in your stomach, but don't worry, they soon succumb to your acidic stomach juices...

I am told that they are considered a delicacy in some countries, where a small incision can be made in the throat to encourage their growth. This is where the term 'bukkake' came from. The men are not trying to come on the girls face, but actually trying to get her to swallow as much semen as possible in the hope that there will be a bumper harvest of said creatures...

As far as I am aware, one can be quite well paid for offering such a service and the 'harvesting' is said to be uncomfortable, but quite painless...

Worth considering, if you really are serious about buying magazines in future... I'm told such subscriptions can be expensive...


Oh hahahahahahaha Maz that funny. Poor lad is prolly gargling right now!!
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 3:26:02 PM

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freakydeaky wrote:
I am 48 yo male. I have had many, many girlfriends. I have a girlfriend now and i have been married before. A good looking guy about 27yo came to my door selling magazines. He sounded gay. I told him that i sometimes think about fooling around with a guy but the oportunity never came up. He came in my house. One thing led to another and i asked him to let me see his dick. I showed him mine also. I touched his. first one i ever touched that was not mine. His was the same size as mine. I bent down and half jerked and sucked it for a short while. His dick gaged me a little. He came in my mouth and i swallowed it. It seemed like a lot. I think some of it went into my nose from the back of my mouth and up into my sinus cavity. It turned out to be a really good experience but i cant tell anyone at all. It's been a couple hours but I feel like there is a slimy lump stuck in my throat. Is that normal?? I drank some water but it still feels like that. Is the cum i swallowed ok to swallow and be in my stomach? Iv cummed in lots of womens mouths but iv never thought about it. The guy seemed a little peeved that i dint buy any magazines.


In all seriousness, you may want to check in with your doctor... He or she can take a look at you and ascertain whether you have an infection or something...

It'll certainly give you better advice than you'll find on the forum of an erotic stories website...

Milik_the_Red
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 3:27:51 PM

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Okay, I'm still laughing a bit at Mazza's post.

The first time I gave head to a guy I was just certain I could taste it even the next day. It's probably just in your head.

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Shylass
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 4:09:57 PM

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Milik_The_Red wrote:
Okay, I'm still laughing a bit at Mazza's post.

The first time I gave head to a guy I was just certain I could taste it even the next day. It's probably just in your head.


Yes - in his sinuses. evil4

Magical_felix, I have never tried cocaine or semen, but I have a feeling that if I feed a lad enough gingerbread, I won't need drugs, I'll be addicted to spunk.


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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 4:23:39 PM

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If it's in the sinuses, does it count as nasal, rather than oral??

Which gives a whole new perspective to nose jobs, doesn't it?

"she gives great nose" oh, I mean HE gives good nose...
Warlock
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 4:38:49 PM

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Sheesh.. I never knew a blow job could be so scary.. all this time I thought the worse thing that could happen is a scratch or two behind the ears..
Shylass
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 4:52:46 PM

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Mazza wrote:
If it's in the sinuses, does it count as nasal, rather than oral??

Which gives a whole new perspective to nose jobs, doesn't it?

"she gives great nose" oh, I mean HE gives good nose...


Not really, because he wasn't actually shoving his willy up his nose intentionally, was he? Or... was he? dontknow

I think it would maybe be the equivalent of taking a lass up the bum and it drips down into her love tunnel, or vice versa. Only it's a bloke. And the mouth and nasal cavity. And upwards dripping. Whatever, it's all passages of some kind.

I have so grossed myself out with the pictures in my head now.

Hmmmm... I wonder which section a Bogey Pie story should go in... Taboo? It sounds a tiny bit like Atishoo.


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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 5:06:33 PM

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Shylass wrote:


Not really, because he wasn't actually shoving his willy up his nose intentionally, was he? Or... was he? dontknow

I think it would maybe be the equivalent of taking a lass up the bum and it drips down into her love tunnel, or vice versa. Only it's a bloke. And the mouth and nasal cavity. And upwards dripping. Whatever, it's all passages of some kind.

I have so grossed myself out with the pictures in my head now.

Hmmmm... I wonder which section a Bogey Pie story should go in... Taboo? It sounds a tiny bit like Atishoo.


Shy, have you not heard about the new 'Nasal' it's like Anal, but they just jumble the letters around a bit...

You know, people can have their septum removed to optimise penile insertion?

I know that MF was talking about cocaine, well, use enough of that and it can literally rot away one's septum - a bad thing? Well yes.. unless you are very enterprising..

You can earn a lot of money if you specialise in Nasal and the sides of the nose are VERY stretchy, so one can accommodate any size of penis...

The very convenient thing is that any semen will of course run down the back of the nose and into the throat, so not only can one offer nasal sex, but you can still do the whole sperm growing in the throat thing...

This time next year, we'll all be millionaires!! evil4
Shylass
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 5:09:35 PM

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Mazza wrote:


Shy, have you not heard about the new 'Nasal' it's like Anal, but they just jumble the letters around a bit...

You know, people can have their septum removed to optimise penile insertion?

I know that MF was talking about cocaine, well, use enough of that and it can literally rot away one's septum - a bad thing? Well yes.. unless you are very enterprising..

You can earn a lot of money if you specialise in Nasal and the sides of the nose are VERY stretchy, so one can accommodate any size of penis...

The very convenient thing is that any semen will of course run down the back of the nose and into the throat, so not only can one offer nasal sex, but you can still do the whole sperm growing in the throat thing...

This time next year, we'll all be millionaires!! evil4


And this is why I joined Lush. I have so much to learn... tard

Do they make bogeycidal jelly? Like spermicidal, but for noses, to stop snottydick syndrome?

Oh blimey, I am so going for a shower, I feel so dirty. Embarassed


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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 5:14:52 PM

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Warlock wrote:
Sheesh.. I never knew a blow job could be so scary.. all this time I thought the worse thing that could happen is a scratch or two behind the ears..


If it's the ears, then it's AURAL sex... That's for real hardcore people...

hhahahhah

bootyshake
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 5:15:48 PM

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It's certainly fucked up your ability to write coherently.......

xx SF

(Giving a blow-job is no big deal. I've done it. Girls do it all the time. Get over it.)
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 5:24:16 PM

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Mazza wrote:


If it's the ears, then it's AURAL sex... That's for real hardcore people...

hhahahhah

bootyshake


And let's not forget: once you go black, you go deaf
TraceyAmes
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 6:50:50 PM

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Its a pity the guy wasn't a vacuum cleaner salesman instead of a magazine salesman. He could flick the switch and give you a blow job; and then flick the switch again to suck that lump out of you. They are very good things to have around the house.
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Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 7:34:14 PM

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You didn't buy any magazines? That's just fucking rude.

T_Elle
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 7:44:36 PM

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OMG... between this forum and Clum's last story, I think I'm going to have to start wearing adult diapers when I visit this site... in case I piss myself laughing, LOL! :)

I have to agree with Stephanie, though... girls have been sucking cock forever, and it hasn't killed any of us yet... has it? :P
MrNudiePants
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 9:01:38 PM

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clum wrote:
You didn't buy any magazines? That's just fucking rude.


Hell, if I was selling magazines and got a blowjob instead, I'd go home and count it as a profitable day...
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 9:11:56 PM

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Freakydeaky, if there's cum lodged in your sinuses, imagine the snot/cum rocket you could do. When I saw this thread I thought maybe the lump was emotional because you were proud of having taken the plunge (pun not intended) of giving your first BJ, but now I realise it was in the literal sense. I remember when I gave my first BJ and I tasted the cum for days. It was nice, can't say I've ever had trouble with a cum lump though. But seriously give the snot/cum rocket a go.
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best. thread. ever.



Love not hate.
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Posted: Friday, June 1, 2012 10:55:25 PM

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My 1st time here and I'm fucking dying laughing. :)
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