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Tiepinkraider
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 10:54:34 AM

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Do you do it in bed? in the dark?, light, sunshine, naked, bathroom, shower, you get the idea. Describe the environment where you like to do it in as much detail as you can.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 11:37:32 AM

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Normally around the genital area.

Honestly normally in the comfort of my own home like in bed.
Nikki703
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 2:07:08 PM

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Pixie
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 2:13:31 PM

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Quote:
Normally around the genital area.



You stole my answer!

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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 2:27:28 PM

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Say!
I like to masturbate!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat!
And I would do it in only a coat...
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it while wearing socks.
And I will do it without a blouse.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! in the closet, when I'm bare - I would do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to do the deed from here to there!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am


(obviously, took some creative license with Green Eggs and Ham. I hope this is not counted as plagiarism. Embarassed )

Guest
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 2:33:54 PM

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Curlygirly wrote:
Say!
I like to masturbate!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat!
And I would do it in only a coat...
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it while wearing socks.
And I will do it without a blouse.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! I will do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to masturbate!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am


(obviously, took some creative license with Green Eggs and Ham. I hope this is not counted as plagiarism. Embarassed )



I LOVE IT!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!
Tiepinkraider
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 2:36:36 PM

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Wow, this is inspirational!
ponyboy
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 3:10:07 PM

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The good doctor would be proud!Regaeman Man Sam u is!!

Tiepinkraider
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 5:50:56 PM

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Now, we are getting warmed up!
I expect we will be seeing some more of these poems d'twat
bidewey61
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 6:07:11 PM

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most excellent!Big Hugs

Curlygirly wrote:
Say!
I like to masturbate!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat!
And I would do it in only a coat...
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it while wearing socks.
And I will do it without a blouse.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! in the closet, when I'm bare - I would do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to do the deed from here to there!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am


(obviously, took some creative license with Green Eggs and Ham. I hope this is not counted as plagiarism. Embarassed )

Scshavedmom
Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:27:43 AM

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My favorite way when I'm alone is to take a bubble bath where I play a little and then move to the bed and use my hand, dildo and vibrator. I have been known to take my dildo into shower with me and use the shower head massager when I need to sneak away for privacy. When I spend to much time chatting with friends on the computer I will slide my shorts down and play just laying on couch.
Tiepinkraider
Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:36:50 PM

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Lucky little bubbles...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 2:46:21 PM

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Pretty much anywhere in private
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:48:48 PM

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Mostly in the comfort of my own home plenty of time to relax and really unwind :P

But when I have been caught short really horny I have masturbated in public before (on a train for example) is this really awful?? i feel a little gross when I do but it's such a thrill...
Holty0101
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:24:37 PM

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sualy in bed, at home any time of day but i have done it outside once
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:55:36 PM

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In the shower, the living room, the bedroom..
DLizze
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:56:30 PM

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Usually in bed; sometimes in the shower. Rarely in the dark. On rare occasions, if I am a day's walk or two from civilization, and not likely to be encountered by anyone, out in the wilderness. But those occasions were few and far between; in the Eastern US forests, one has always to be aware of brown bears. They sometimes get upset by the smell of sex.

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
angeldust
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 6:57:07 PM

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I do it in my bedroom,but mostly i play alot when i'm outside specially in the woods where i feel so free like its nature and me,just the feel of the air flowing over your body as you masturbate gives one that ultiment high.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 7:55:40 PM

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various places, I admit, certainly not restricted to the bedroom in the dark :)

When I have no handy sub
It’s true I give myself a rub.
It may be in a shower or tub
And do not neglect my nipples’ nub.
I’ve never heard the chicken gag
While choking it until the sag.
I sometimes tickle my balls large bag
But never beat the dying nag.
Meat that’s beaten can get tender
And cum cannot “return to sender”;
Masturbation is the fondest fun;
Such satisfaction when it’s done.
And yet, there is the sense of “robbed”
When solo, you’ve been just hand-jobbed.
DLizze
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 8:24:58 PM

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That is a nicely written bit of doggerel, Mr. Black! Well done, I say!

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Moonflower
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 8:10:59 PM

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bathroom, husband's easy chair, car, bedroom, bathroom at work, on commuter train in bathroom and once in a church bathroom.
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 10:51:04 PM

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giggle anywhere whenever i am horny which is most of the time, and i love to shock the old ladies at the library that is so much fun bootyshake
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 1:17:33 AM

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Just about everywhere when the mood strikes. Mostly in the lab where I do research. I try not to do it in places that are TOO public, as I think it's very selfish and irresponsible. I understand people are into the whole public places thing and being caught, but you should still use wisdom when publicly masturbating. There could be children around, and that's not fair to them.

But yeah, I enjoy masturbating in places other than my bedroom. So I masturbate everywhere I can, as long as it's appropriate.



Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 7:11:31 AM

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Always in my bedroom (sacred of being caught if it was in public Embarassed ) and mostly early in the morning when i wake up.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 09, 2012 9:09:54 PM

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Mostly in my bedroom but lately I been going to a empty parking lot! Enjoying nature :))))
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 3:37:55 PM

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Any place I can get away with it.
drklover999
Posted: Sunday, June 17, 2012 11:32:23 AM

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DaddysGurl92 wrote:
Mostly in my bedroom but lately I been going to a empty parking lot! Enjoying nature :))))


Id love to meet you in that parking lot sometime lol
digbickjack
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:02:08 AM

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Wherever I get horny...I'll do it anywhere
Homehubby
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 3:34:05 AM

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Anywhere really........i have in the car, at work, in my friends bedroom,bathroom. But mainly its on my bed xx
arbxxx
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 4:20:33 AM

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almost anywhere (avoid places in which it is impossible to hide what you are doing, or clean up quickly)
favorite place is a sofa at home with a laptop when no one is around or sleeping in their rooms
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