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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 4:42:15 PM

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It's fucking pish...

I wish I had the answers, but I don't. It's out with my control I guess...
GamerGirl10
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 7:53:15 PM

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I didn't get invited to my friend's wedding. We've known each other from high school and college after that, and I know I haven't spoken to her in a while too, but does that really mean I couldn't even get a measly invite?! When our other friends, some who live hours away got invited and decided to attend, and I live not even 30 minutes away from her...

So now she's left me feeling unwanted and lonely as I sit here, bitching on forums to people I don't even know.. asking why didn't I mean enough to her to be invited to her wedding?? Was I supposed to say, "hey you! remember me?? can I come and celebrate the single happiest day of your life, or are you just gonna leave me in the dust?" Was it my fault that we didn't keep in touch, and thus my fault I wasn't invited? I'm so confused, sad and hurt by this I don't know what else to think... :(
Smoothtalkin_wolf
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 8:50:03 PM

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Damn Teenagers! Fucking shit! Takes a lot to get this guy pissed but Im fucking seething! Im mad. I am disappointed. Fucking dammit!cussing angry9 cussing (my teen----->)violent3

Now we can return to our regular programming.....
scarlet
Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:29:31 PM

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Why seriously why?????????????

Thanks

P.s. Applause well done crybaby
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Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 9:44:09 PM

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sexyeyes37
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 11:49:03 AM

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Upstairs flats should be banned,them upstairs have decided to cut the ivy outside their window and dumping it in my front garden.Not happy at all!!.

sexyeyes37
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:18:31 PM

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You bastard piece of crap.... TODAY of all days!!! I have better things to do than waste my time trying to fucking fix YOU!!!!

(my tumble drier broke down, I have a MOUNTAIN of laundry GRRRRRR)

If I can't fix the fucker, I'm going to take it outside and introduce it to my sledgehammer...
crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:26:20 PM

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Mazza wrote:
You bastard piece of crap.... TODAY of all days!!! I have better things to do than waste my time trying to fucking fix YOU!!!!

(my tumble drier broke down, I have a MOUNTAIN of laundry GRRRRRR)

If I can't fix the fucker, I'm going to take it outside and introduce it to my sledgehammer...


PERSPECTIVE MY FRIEND!!! NOT WORTH THE GRIEF!!!

clothes line and BREATHE!!!! xxxxx

Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:28:48 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:


PERSPECTIVE MY FRIEND!!! NOT WORTH THE GRIEF!!!

clothes line and BREATHE!!!! xxxxx


IT'S FUCKING raining!!!!!

I'm going to have to take the fucker to bits now.... I don't need this! GRRR

(Actually, the thing is... I bet I WILL be able to fix it!!! I'm good with shit like that!!)

evil4
Shylass
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:32:49 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:


PERSPECTIVE MY FRIEND!!! NOT WORTH THE GRIEF!!!

clothes line and BREATHE!!!! xxxxx


You fucking aren't allowed to fucking say that. You have to fucking swear to make it fucking acceptable.

crazydiamond wrote:


FUCKING PERSPECTIVE MY ARSE, FRIEND!!! NOT BOLLOCKSING WORTH THE GRIEF!!!

Bastard clothes line and FUCKING BREATHE FIRE!!!! xxxxx


sunny


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crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:37:49 PM

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Shylass wrote:


sunny


You know i don't get mad !!!I'm wayyy tooo laid back!!

( i get even ; one way or another )

crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:40:38 PM

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And mazza... I am fucking sure, theres a fuckin hot fucking repair man , to come and fix that fucking bastard broken fucking tumble dyer!!! :) happy now i cursed! sheesh!

Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:46:33 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:
And mazza... I am fucking sure, theres a fuckin hot fucking repair man , to come and fix that fucking bastard broken fucking tumble dyer!!! :) happy now i cursed! sheesh!


Oooh!! I like your fucking thinking!!! You saucy fucking minx!!!

There's a fucking story in this... You mark my fucking words!! (not to mention a potential fucking for naughty Mazza... AMIRIGHT!!!)

(that enough F bombs for ya, Shy?? Innit!!)
Shylass
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:47:15 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:
And mazza... I am fucking sure, theres a fuckin hot fucking repair man , to come and fix that fucking bastard broken fucking tumble dyer!!! :) happy now i cursed! sheesh!


That's better fucking!

I mean... that's fucking better!

d'oh!


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Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:49:41 PM

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Shylass wrote:


That's better fucking!

I mean... that's fucking better!

d'oh!


I fucking knew what you fucking meant, innit?

*coughs* tart *coughs*
crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:51:17 PM

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Fuckery fucking fuck, fuckity shylass makes us all say fucking bad fucking fuckalicious fucking bollocks for no fucking fucking reason!
Fucking love you daisy! hahahaha

Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 5:07:06 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:
Fuckery fucking fuck, fuckity shylass makes us all say fucking bad fucking fuckalicious fucking bollocks for no fucking fucking reason!
Fucking love you daisy! hahahaha


She's a VERY bad influence and no mistake!!

She made me eat gingerbread!!!
Oh, I mean she fucking made me eat fucking gingerbread!!! GRRRR
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2012 9:38:13 PM

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OK

1. I hate it when men cheat then say they are sorry and they love you
2. When the woman they cheat on you with is so freakin ugly she looks like a damn bulldog!!
3. Even after I know you cheated, we broke up, you are now in a relationship with the bulldog, you still are trying to talk to me & say you love me, that you want a life with me WHATEVER YOU WORTHLESS PIG!!!!!!

Thanks for letting me rant and rave...and well whine :/
Smoothtalkin_wolf
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 1:05:54 PM

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Mazza, Shylass and Crazy Diamond are fucking killing me! Making me laugh in the rage cage shouldnt be allowed! Fucking got it?bootyshake
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 1:30:06 PM

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Mazza wrote:


She's a VERY bad influence and no mistake!!

She made me eat gingerbread!!!
Oh, I mean she fucking made me eat fucking gingerbread!!! GRRRR


Hey Mazza is that a euphemism for something you and fucking miss daisy got upto in the cafe.....
Shylass
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 1:49:26 PM

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sisters wrote:


Hey Mazza is that a euphemism for something you and fucking miss daisy got upto in the cafe.....


No it fucking isn't!

It was a brownie and a flapjack.

That is also not a fucking euphemism. cussing Hugs


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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:41:24 AM

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My friends seem to be fucking depressed. All they ever do is whine and moan and ask advice. What about me? What happens when I want advice? I'm the single one, yet relationship advice is all I give. What makes them think I know everything? Sure, I list psychology as one of my likes but I don't wanna be psychofuckinganalysing my friends all the time. Yeah, I got my family to talk to but sometimes I feel like I'm being a burden on them, so I don't bother, which turns to intense feelings and heartache. JUST STOP ASKING MY ADVICE, I'M NOT A FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST!!!! I may be a fucking pathological loony by the time I'm finished doling out advice and listening to their depressing tales. Now don't read me wrong, I don't mind giving advice just not all the fucking time. Just back off a wee bit sometimes. Maybe smoke a fucking joint? Chill, bitches, stop asking me inane question to which you already know the answers.
Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:49:05 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
My friends seem to be fucking depressed. All they ever do is whine and moan and ask advice. What about me? What happens when I want advice? I'm the single one, yet relationship advice is all I give. What makes them think I know everything? Sure, I list psychology as one of my likes but I don't wanna be psychofuckinganalysing my friends all the time. Yeah, I got my family to talk to but sometimes I feel like I'm being a burden on them, so I don't bother, which turns to intense feelings and heartache. JUST STOP ASKING MY ADVICE, I'M NOT A FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST!!!! I may be a fucking pathological loony by the time I'm finished doling out advice and listening to their depressing tales. Now don't read me wrong, I don't mind giving advice just not all the fucking time. Just back off a wee bit sometimes. Maybe smoke a fucking joint? Chill, bitches, stop asking me inane question to which you already know the answers.


I FUCKING FEEL YOUR PAIN, LAD! (The person who I think will think this applies to them, this does not apply to you, there's a difference).

I just fucking stepped in stinking cat poo whist I mowed the fecking lawn. AAAAAAAAAARGH! angry7


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winky
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 1:58:31 PM

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i hate being home. all myfriends dont want to do anything. i dont want to be here. i just want to be down the shore. and i miss all my friends that are on wild European adventures and i hate that im stuck home with no one. and my friend just went back to her ex and ruined our bucket list and i need to get back in shape and im just so sad and i have to go to practice and the doctor and go shopping and i just want to be at the shore. seriously this summer is not what i wanted or expected. i am so disappointed it is so not funny
Careless_Whisper
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 11:57:35 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
My friends seem to be fucking depressed. All they ever do is whine and moan and ask advice. What about me? What happens when I want advice? I'm the single one, yet relationship advice is all I give. What makes them think I know everything? Sure, I list psychology as one of my likes but I don't wanna be psychofuckinganalysing my friends all the time. Yeah, I got my family to talk to but sometimes I feel like I'm being a burden on them, so I don't bother, which turns to intense feelings and heartache. JUST STOP ASKING MY ADVICE, I'M NOT A FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST!!!! I may be a fucking pathological loony by the time I'm finished doling out advice and listening to their depressing tales. Now don't read me wrong, I don't mind giving advice just not all the fucking time. Just back off a wee bit sometimes. Maybe smoke a fucking joint? Chill, bitches, stop asking me inane question to which you already know the answers.


I understand your problem. You must really be going nuts. I think your friends should stop asking silly questionsviolent1
Shylass
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 5:26:37 PM

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This is the fucking shit that I was born with. I can't fucking do anything about it. This is the piece of shit that I was given, and yes, I ended up abusing it because if I did first, it would be ruined even more before you got your fucking hands and evil words on it again and made it even more broken. And when I did something positive about it, what did you do but make it a million times worse! I can't do right for doing wrong. Do you think I want to be here for your fucking entertainment? No, I fucking DON'T. But I have no choice because unlike you, I care about the fact that other people will have to clean up the fucking mess. I KNOW why I'm not what you think I ought to be, and I KNOW why people say the things they do, and I can't fucking change nature, no matter how much I wish I could. I hope nature turns around and bites you on the ass (not in the fun way). I hope you experience the pain and the crap and the darkness just once before you die, because then you will know just how it feels to be trapped and unable to do anything about it. And if it turns out that it all goes wrong, then I hope doubly that you experience the crap, because then I will be able to rest easy. And when you turn up and go, "You know what? That shit hurt," I can laugh in your fucking face and be glad. Why can't you just leave me alone? Why can't you just die and stay where you belong? Just. Fuck. Off.

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Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:51:59 PM

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*saying this in a calm quiet voice*

It's not really a rage anymore, though, it was about two weeks ago. I feel calmer about it now. I have come to terms with the fact that we are not friends anymore, and that's cool. I have come to terms that I am a better human being than you .... for various reasons. One, here on Lush, is that I can put aside our differences, read your work(s) and score and comment because I appreciate your effort and your ability to write. Funny thing is, you told me that I was a very good writer, yet, you have not read my work(s) (and obviously not scored/commented on it) ..... or if you did read it, you have not a classy bone in your body, in which to be able to show any type of "writer comradery" amongst Lush writers. I guess your true colours are waving brightly. I know it shouldn't bother me, but it has and does. I am glad that we are no longer friends, because who needs a friend like that? Not me. Good luck.

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:33:58 AM

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Hmm, I'm not so rage-y. More irritated at my stupid airways right now lol. I woke up all wheezy, used my inhaler a few times, and took an oral steroid. Now I'm breathing more comfortably (still fricken wheezing, though!) and wide the fudge awake from all of these steroids. I just wanna go back to bedddddd sad1
Shylass
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:21:46 AM

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cisco_kid wrote:
Hmm, I'm not so rage-y. More irritated at my stupid airways right now lol. I woke up all wheezy, used my inhaler a few times, and took an oral steroid. Now I'm breathing more comfortably (still fricken wheezing, though!) and wide the fudge awake from all of these steroids. I just wanna go back to bedddddd sad1


Maybe this thread is for you: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst24343_Just-One-Of-Those-Days.aspx

I fudging HATE it when I start a project and then my concentration levels crash and I'm halfway through. Feck it. angry7 Who the feck is going to buy this fecking bunting anyway? I HATE not knowing. angry7 And if they don't, I just wasted money and time and effort for nowt! angry7


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Graham_X
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 9:53:24 AM

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Now that the end of term has come and we are on holiday I have a special message for all the students I have taught this year. I would like to say that it has been a pleasure teaching you and that I look forward to continuing your education next academic year.

Unfortunately, I can't. I can't wait until you leave and I will never have to see your arrogant spotty faces again.

You may think that education is a waste of time and that you have more important things to do. You may think your teachers are pathetic losers for punishing you for not getting on with your work. What you don't know is that they slog their guts out to produce lessons that will entice and interest you. They spend their own money on producing resources to try and instil in you a lifelong love of learning and you, you pathetic bunch of losers, just throw it back in their faces.

I realise that you expect to leave school with no qualifications and immediately be offered a huge salary for doing fuck all, or (for the girls) marrying someone very rich. Unfortunately, that is unlikely to happen.

Nobody offers you lots of money for doing nothing unless you went to a top public school. Tough, guys, you're in a run down comprehensive on a shitty council estate in the arsehole of nowhere. It just aint gonna happen. Oh, and girls, I appreciate that you're going to marry someone wealthy but, unfortunately, you have to be actually attractive. More make-up doesn't mean more attractive unless you find someone with a fetish for clowns or, in some cases - Pandas (and yes, Courtney, I am referring to you!)

Also could I point out that few of you are talented enough to win X-factor, or even enter it for that matter and, in the whole history of the school, only one ex-pupil has become famous and, let's be honest, being well known on YouTube as a porn actress isn't actually anything to shout about.

Being a bank robber, a drug dealer or a call girl are also not career options I'd recommend (yes, I know your mother is a "working girl", Cally, but that still doesn't make it a job I'd recommend and no, I am not "dissin' yo mama." Why do you talk like that anyway, you're neither black nor, given your appalling attempt at poetry in English, a rapper. Oh, and while I am on the subject, using the N word is racist no matter how you spell it!)

Yes, I understand that prison may appear to be a cushy number where you get everything you want, that's certainly the way the newspapers report it but, having visited a few ex-pupils in my time, I think you'll find the reality a little different. Okay, I'm a teacher so obviously you don't believe me but ask your dad/uncle/stepdad/mother's pimp next time you visit him.

Similarly, a lifetime on the dole is not as great as it sounds and, although it seems like a fortune to you now, the amount you get in benefit is actually a pittance when you have to pay bills. You would realise this only you weren't listening when they covered this in PSHE. Okay, so you are going to live at home where you mummy can continue to wipe your bottom but, just remember, one day she'll either die or get as sick of your bullshit as I am and kick you out. Then you'll be alone and have to actually do things for yourself.

Thirty years from now you are going to be sat in some seedy pub moaning about how no one ever gave you a chance. Well listen up -

This is your chance and you're fucking it up!

All names have been changed to protect the guilty

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