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MarlaDawn47
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:35:49 PM

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Guys, why do you name your dicks? Not all of you but I have met some that have their pet names. Why? I must understand!
blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:51:19 PM

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me too!!! me too!!! lmao...why & why would u call it big burrito??whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????love this....pmsl!!!
1ball
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 1:05:09 PM

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I didn't name mine. An old gf did, but the name stuck. If I had named it, it would be something like "The Incredible Heat Seeking Moisture Missile". ;)

Actually that's from an old Robin Williams stand-up comedy tape, as is Mr. Happy. Really, I would call it Trouble or Traitor, because it has failed me or gotten me in trouble on occasion.


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blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 1:07:51 PM

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lmao...that is cool...having it named...cool..got to love 1ball marla!!!he is awesome!
MarlaDawn47
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 1:25:39 PM

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I had a guy who named it The Love Muscle. I swear I could hardly touch it or suck it because I'd be cracking up the whole time.
blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 1:30:06 PM

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lmao sounds like the love machine..bow chicka wow wow!!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:23:00 PM

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This is a funny post. I myself do not name it. Maybe that is a younger generational thing. Its just my cock. The only other name it gets is when I call it my hard cock.
35nlookin4u
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:52:59 PM

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Haven't named mine either lol
Smoocher
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 7:36:20 AM

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Because its there. Right now...I'm "Old Useless"

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clum
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 7:52:31 AM

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The name of mine came about during a party with friends. No particular rhyme or reason to it, just friends having a laugh.

To be honest, I had forgotten all about that until now. I would never bring it up in with a sexual partner.

And no, you don't get to know what it is.

VanGogh
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 9:00:26 AM

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clum wrote:
The name of mine came about during a party with friends. No particular rhyme or reason to it, just friends having a laugh.

To be honest, I had forgotten all about that until now. I would never bring it up in with a sexual partner.

And no, you don't get to know what it is.


What a tease!
SensualDesires83
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 9:02:15 AM

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I've never named mine. Never had a reason to do so. I've never had a girlfriend name it either. It's just there and it is what it is!

"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

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Guest
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 9:36:44 AM

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Once upon a time my b/f who later became known as my ex husband, used this sentence during making love to me.

"And now Mr Stiffy would like to visit Miss Squidgy".

It stopped me dead, I lost my rhythm and the moment was gone.

He never used the sentence again.
perkynipples
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 10:12:51 AM

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cupid69 wrote:
Once upon a time my b/f who later became known as my ex husband, used this sentence during making love to me.

"And now Mr Stiffy would like to visit Miss Squidgy".

It stopped me dead, I lost my rhythm and the moment was gone.

He never used the sentence again.

Wow I would have been laughing to much to continue. I've had a few guys name there's. Never really understood it. The most ironic one was big man when he was a small man if ya know what I mean.

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