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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 6:43:15 PM

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Oh, exhausted SEC (seeing-eye Chef) you are a red pearl or maybe a bright ruby, of goodness. Glad I am you liked my trifle but, most of all, many thanks for the link.

Thanks also to Maughty Nurse for the nice words she saw fit to include in her comment. Just so you know, NN, I'd tip one of my hats to you but then I might get arrested for, not indecent exactly, more like disgusting exposure. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 10:24:26 PM

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Thanks for trying Rump (if I may call you Rump), but you're right. I've consigned myself to the fact that the image of rolls upon rolls of man skin spilling over painted-on jeans will forever be etched in my brain. But I shan't (lol, shan't) let it bother me.

But I will take that drink though...just make it a bit girlier for me. (Yes, I'm one of THOSE females).


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 4:19:58 AM

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Morning to all libidinous Lushland lovers. The Caffine Fairy and Busty should up last night, saw the new 'DIY' coffee service, gave me hell and down the country, and served up CF coffee and some of Busty's famous buns, so to speak.

With luck, the link below should take you to, Willie and the Brain, it being my contest entry. Give it a try. Never can tell. This time it might actually work.

---



glasses8===





Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 5:13:37 AM

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Slippery! Wake up, gal. Come on now, That Pina Colada was made with regular rum, honest.

Hmmm, maybe that kind comment she left on my contest entry did her in. (sigh)

And before anyone makes some sourcastic remark, yeah, I know, the that link didn't work. Someday my screen reader and the Lush web page will work together mo' better, maybe.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 6:16:53 AM

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I did like your story, it was cute and made me smile :)
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:29:18 AM

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No-one has been brave enough to look Mr. Rumpleforeskin ...

I find that hard to believe, I bet there is a fresh young face peering at your hat stand at the end of every night at this fine establishment!

Am I brave enough to check it out ... maybe when I've got my safety goggles on, I've heard it may have my eye out!

SDIMDM
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 11:02:07 AM

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Hey ya all Luskins of Lush.
It's been 5 pages ago,
wow how times flies.
Hope ya all are doing fine.
My PC crashed and burned up in
this heat wave. I will take something
strong and cold. I'll leave that to your
discretion Mr Rumple. cat

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:34:12 PM

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howdy y'all! oh i do like this thread..lmao..whooooooooooooooo!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:39:07 PM

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NN, glad "Willie and the Brain' brought you a smile. One thing it taught me was writing a sex scene that's supposed to be humorous is a serious challenge.

Skinny, on the other side of those hats are 'haz-mat' warning signs.

SUGAR! You've been missed. Sorry about the PC woes. There's been a run on Long Island tea lately. Here at Rumplations, we use only 'Idaho's Finest' vodka.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:39:47 PM

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Hiya Rump! Lost you for a minute there fella. I was a no-show because I spent the day and most of the evening being...ummm..."constructive" with my girlfriend. Whistle

And that comment on your story was earned, Sir Rump-A-Lot! (no? Oh well, I'll come up with a better one later).


scooter
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 9:46:15 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Hiya Rump! Lost you for a minute there fella. I was a no-show because I spent the day and most of the evening being...ummm..."constructive" with my girlfriend. Whistle

And that comment on your story was earned, Sir Rump-A-Lot! (no? Oh well, I'll come up with a better one later).


Hey slipperywhenwet2012,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,

How about; Sir grumps-a-lot?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 4:31:18 AM

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Who me, grumpy? Well, if that would mean nailing Ann-Margaret or Sophia Loren, sure thing. ;;)

Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. There's a fresh pot of Caffine Fairy coffee and a plate of dubious Danish.

Slippery, hope you're not too worn out. Thanks for whatever you said about, Willie and the Brain.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 5:11:45 PM

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Guest
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 6:25:43 PM

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Didn't have anything to say but wanted you to know I'm alive. Now I do. This made me laugh.


Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 2:52:34 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Didn't have anything to say but wanted you to know I'm alive. Now I do. This made me laugh.




Now that is funny!
LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 8:25:39 AM

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Good Morning Lush dwellers. I'm working on curing my writer's block so I can finally finish a scene for one of my stories and slap it on here. Maybe then I can start working more on my eBook and get it done before I return to academia later next month. Can I have something that will really keep me awake and would allow my creative juices to flow?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 9:47:51 AM

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Morning, wanderers in the weekend wilds.

Sharon, what about a triple expresso (to stay awake) with a shot of, Beaver Breath Brandy (dor creativity)? Come to think of it, that sounds like a winner to old Rip Van Rumple.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 10:20:24 AM

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Sure, Rump. I'll take that.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 6:09:57 PM

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As ghost A said to ghost B: Another Saturday night and I ain't got no body.
rim shot -- wacka, wacka, wacka

Let's see: water in hot tub at the perfect temp, plenty of cold beer waiting nearby, citronella candles lighted to keep the skeeters away, 'Clothing Prohibited' sign displayed, radio set to an oldies station (60's to 80's), and Busty beside me doing her seeing-eye trollop thing. Wonder if anyone will join us?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, July 22, 2012 12:54:58 PM

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Love being bad cause it sure feels good!



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 5:54:03 AM

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Morning, to all who prefer hearty strokes to heat stroke. Coffee's on. Not sure who made today's batch. Still, since that which doesn't kill us graveyard dead is supposed to make us straonger, odds are you'llj either get happy or bulding muscles.

Just hanging around to witness the hanging of the Penn State football program at nine this morning. Maybe comparing it to a beheading or being drawn-and-quarted would be a more apt comparison. Wonder if this is how crowds at the head choppings in old France felt?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 6:21:25 AM

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<Stumbling in rubbing eyes, hair in a knot>
Yaawwnn, I need some of that coffee please.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 6:30:28 AM

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Morning NN. Sounds like you might need some triple expresso. Your call.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 7:33:39 AM

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Please, it was a long hot weekend. I'm ready to have a few days off!
blazestcyr
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 8:24:40 AM

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oops double posted am sooo sorry
blazestcyr
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 8:25:41 AM

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hola rumple-lovers have a super day!!!!
scooter
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 8:39:19 AM

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LadySharon wrote:
Good Morning Lush dwellers. I'm working on curing my writer's block so I can finally finish a scene for one of my stories and slap it on here. Maybe then I can start working more on my eBook and get it done before I return to academia later next month. Can I have something that will really keep me awake and would allow my creative juices to flow?


Good morning all,

Lady S, it's great to see you've been working so hard.
It seems to be all paying off for you.

I just happen to have a little something that should promise to keep you awake,
not to mention "get your juices flowing"Embarassed

naughtynurse, you must of had the weekend shift again? Poor woman of the "human repair" line of work.
We as humans should be more considerate of the doctors and nurse's of this world, and not have medical issues over the weekends.

chef K, I would say it's good to hear from you

chefkathleen wrote:
Didn't have anything to say but wanted you to know I'm alive. Now I do. This made me laugh.


Let's just say; it's great to see you again!

Sir Rumpster, how was the dip in the dumpster last night? If we had a larger spa, I woulda joined you and busty there.
You didn't let coma n tose in did ya? cause I don't think the bubbles and soap would fair well with their complexion.

Well it's chef's favorite day of the week again (seems like we just had a monday 7 days ago d'oh! )
I have to go make the doughnut holes...

coffee
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 9:35:55 AM

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Scooter babe. Does it come in male form?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 9:46:39 AM

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Nice place...little quiet at the moment :)


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 10:15:24 AM

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Greetings, groupies and gropers. Scooterthought your only doughnut hole experise was in the consumption field. , Never knew you had doughnut making listed among your skills. :)

One last (I promise) warning that my contest entry 'Willie and the Brain' is posted. Links are a 'no can do' for me but type the title into 'Story Search' and you'll be whisked to the campous of Wodehouse College, probably.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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