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Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 7:03:39 PM

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... to be a bloke? I was just eating a custard doughnut, and put down the plate because I couldn't hold it and type to Mazza at the same time. But obviously, I had a custard doughnut! So I had to keep eating. It's a girl thing. Holding it (the doughnut) between forefinger and thumb of my left hand, and typing with my right hand and middle finger of my left, I was making a tiny bit of sense.

Until...

ATISHOO! I squeezed the custard doughnut by reflex, and the creamy custard splattered onto my laptop! NOOOO! I had visions of having to lick between the keys to clean it all up, and stuff edges of tissues into the cracks, but thankfully it only hit the panel next to the mouse).

Is that what it's like for blokes wanking over Lush stories? Minus the multitasking, obviously (don't worry, I'm not very good at that either. tard ). I mean, having a SPLATT! accident and worrying about where it went - do blokes worry about that, or are you better prepared?


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Guest
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 7:06:24 PM

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Oh my god!!! I never knew you spurted over your computer as we chatted!! That puts a whole new complexion on our relationship, Daisy!!! Eeek!!

I really cannot wait to see what the lush masses have to say about this...
Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 7:09:39 PM

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Mazza wrote:
Oh my god!!! I never knew you spurted over your computer as we chatted!! That puts a whole new complexion on our relationship, Daisy!!! Eeek!!

I really cannot wait to see what the lush masses have to say about this...


I bet they're thinking about lasses licking the creamy custard from all the nooks and crannies...

Or not...


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1ball
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 8:01:58 PM

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ROFLMAO! I wouldn't know about the wanking onto keyboard stuff, but that right there was funny! Thanx, Shylass and Mazza. I have been known to get crumbs into my keyboard. A vacuum on high power with a screen to keep the keys from getting sucked in seems to work.



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WorkAlone
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 10:36:20 PM

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OMG, what a hilarious question and anecdote.


No, I've never splatted on the keyboard. I have to say that a lifetime of keeping track/planning where the spunk's gonna fly (with or without a partner) makes it pretty unlikely it'll happen.

Thanks for the creative question and the laugh. laughing8
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 11:54:17 PM

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Shylass wrote:
do blokes worry about that, or are you better prepared?




Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Jack_42
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:15:29 AM

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Ha Ha. I usually have a home made prepared sex toy for the moment of truth consisting of a towel and a well lubricated rubber glove.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:30:12 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:




Giggling here!!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 5:01:53 AM

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shylass i dont have that problem. i generally "knock one out" after the story is written.

but i do kepp a towel close by "just in case".

LOL
f-hihi
Piquet
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 5:42:23 AM

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First of all, when guys have a wank they can't multitask. Our other hand is curled into a useless fist usually clutching a pillow or something else that reminds us of our absent beloved. Also; we can't speak, we can't see, we can't breathe, we can't think rationally, if fact we're not much use for anything until it's all over - only then do we start thinking about cleaning up.


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
jeff970
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 8:47:22 AM

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This is a tough one to answer. First, as good as a custard filled donut is, it's still not as good as sex. Then there is the issue of control, which admittedly becomes more difficult as the action gets more intense. So, unlike trying to multi-task with a donut, I'm unlikely to cum without warning on my keyboard. However, I have had to clean up after many times.
freakycactus
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 9:02:50 AM

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Thanks for this shylass, now I want a custard filled donut!
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 9:33:16 AM

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freakycactus wrote:
Thanks for this shylass, now I want a custard filled donut!


So do I, well Jam for me but still.

(Guys if it gets too bad just take apart the keyboard bit by bit.....)

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blazestcyr
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 10:24:09 AM

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this thread is a cream filled yummy that keeps giving..lmao..love it!!
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 11:26:49 AM

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blazestcyr wrote:
this thread is a cream filled yummy that keeps giving..lmao..love it!!


Ice Cream?

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 4:29:28 PM

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Been there, done that. Have the cum stained tanker to prove it.
CleverFox
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 5:23:54 PM

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I use an iPad and it cleans fairly easily. God bless Steve Jobs and his ergonomic designs!
DavidTheDeer
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 6:15:23 PM

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Piquet wrote:
First of all, when guys have a wank they can't multitask. Our other hand is curled into a useless fist usually clutching a pillow or something else that reminds us of our absent beloved. Also; we can't speak, we can't see, we can't breathe, we can't think rationally, if fact we're not much use for anything until it's all over - only then do we start thinking about cleaning up.

Porn must not be very useful for you lol
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