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SensualDesires83
Posted: Sunday, November 8, 2009 5:44:38 PM

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Location: Southeast, United States, United States


"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

--Evanescence
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Posted: Sunday, November 8, 2009 5:59:15 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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"I've been seeing a gal for 3 months. Then she closed the blinds."
fystee
Posted: Sunday, November 8, 2009 7:33:32 PM

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Joined: 9/28/2007
Posts: 1,285
Location: tied up somewhere
roccotool wrote:
"I've been seeing a gal for 3 months. Then she closed the blinds."


hate it when that happens!
marcosurbina
Posted: Monday, November 9, 2009 11:24:16 AM

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Joined: 6/28/2007
Posts: 1,875
Location: Valladolid, Yucatán
I've never spied a woman through blinds. I have tried many times though. I wish I were the man who install blinds at convents.

Painting Nuns

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"



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