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MidnightStar
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 7:06:47 AM

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Hi, Ladies...
What's up?

Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass...
Shylass
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 7:32:36 AM

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Posts: 3,648
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
MidnightStar wrote:
Hi Ladies.......
Whats up.??

Share your figure with us.....
Ur Boobs Size, Ass....


You look fairly new to the forums, so I shall write this as kindly and succinctly as possible:

No.


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Kimasa
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 7:37:53 AM

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Location: Narnia, United Kingdom
My figure...

An ironing board with two fried eggs stuck on the front.

My latest story:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-school-reunion.aspx
jollylolly
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 7:51:47 AM

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Oh sure, we ladies never tire of getting graded on our boobs & ass!
But seriously, what Shylass said.
tashitasha
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:27:58 AM

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MidnightStar wrote:
Hi, Ladies...
What's up?

Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass...


How about sharing yours first?

Explore the dark side of a relationship between a naive woman and a ruthless man https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/addiction.aspx

My Entry for the competition: The Mystery of The Abandoned Manor


Can Crystal resist handsome, married Gary? Find out here: A Night of Forbidden Passion

A professional thief, a seductive woman who knows how to use all her assets to get what she wants, when she wants it: A Flawless Plan

Shylass
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:47:09 AM

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Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
tashitasha wrote:


How about sharing yours first?


I thought about saying that, but some lads don't mind sharing their Stuff, and it makes me uncomfy. So I figured if I didn't ask, it'd be ok.

I also thought about saying something about numbers and figure skating, but I don't know anything about those things either. So "No" was my smarter option (I don't like to be mean and say what my intial reaction was). angry7



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1ball
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 8:56:02 AM

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Kimasa wrote:
An ironing board with two fried eggs stuck on the front.


Damn! I'm trying to lose some weight and that actually made me hungry. eat

My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
sprite
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:02:39 AM

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i think we're having veggie tacos for dinner... sorry, what was the question? drunken

Live, love, laugh.
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:08:35 AM

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sprite wrote:
i think we're having veggie tacos for dinner... sorry, what was the question? drunken


Uh oh... who let sprite into the grocery store? The last I heard she got banned from there... or was that only in the fresh produce section?

sprite
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:11:21 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


Uh oh... who let sprite into the grocery store? The last I heard she got banned from there... or was that only in the fresh produce section?


yeah, funny, they call it the fresh produce section at my store to. we refer to it as the sex aid section... i mean, that's where they keep the ginger! *giggles*

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Coco
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:12:42 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


Uh oh... who let sprite into the grocery store? The last I heard she got banned from there... or was that only in the fresh produce section?



Oh yeah! They kicked her out for molesting the ginger...




TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:13:42 AM

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cocokisses wrote:

Oh yeah! They kicked her out for molesting the ginger...


I thought it was for fondling? Wait... the ginger, I meant! evil4

sprite
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:15:21 AM

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cocokisses wrote:



Oh yeah! They kicked her out for molesting the ginger...


it's only molesting if it's non-consensual. the ginger loves me, it told me so. in fact, we're thinking of exchanging vows!

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Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:17:35 AM

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MidnightStar wrote:
Hi, Ladies...
What's up?

Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass...


Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?
sprite
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:20:29 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:


Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?


lol - i noticed that too! must be special :)

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:39:39 AM

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Alas, I have never measured my behind so I am unable to answer.

Which, of course, I totally would if I knew. confused5
Shylass
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:12:54 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:


Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?


I checked it out already (please note: not LittleBambi's behind!). The post was in a thread that was deleted. It wasn't about our figures, though. dontknow

You'll have to ask them a different question. evil4


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blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:19:48 AM

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boobs 2 ..ass 1...back to you...sugar
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:35:55 PM

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Shylass wrote:


I checked it out already (please note: not LittleBambi's behind!). The post was in a thread that was deleted. It wasn't about our figures, though. dontknow

You'll have to ask them a different question. evil4


Thanks for clearing that up and since you did Id tell you my measurments but you could probably care less, LOL!! The OP lost his chance, HAHA!!


Wait, I still dont get it, why not zero then? This place is getting complicated, LOL!!
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:36:53 PM

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blazestcyr wrote:
boobs 2 ..ass 1...back to you...sugar


Better than Ass 2, Boobs 1............would look pretty weird!!
sprite
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 1:50:23 PM

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Nikki703 wrote:


Better than Ass 2, Boobs 1............would look pretty weird!!


actually, Ass 2, Boobs 1 describes my family *gigglefit*

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 1:56:16 PM

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I know what my figure is...go figure,,,why the female avatar....
Ravyn
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 2:53:48 PM

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Shylass wrote:


You look fairly new to the forums, so I shall write this as kindly and succinctly as possible:

No.


^^This

Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 2:58:55 PM

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I figure you're an idiot. And who is this "us" you speak of?dontknow


MidnightStar
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 5:04:03 AM

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Location: United States
Sorry Guys
U got Me Wrong angry9

I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size...
Hope I clear my question now..
blazestcyr
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 6:10:43 AM

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lmao to nikki & sprite..lol..wow beauty & a sense of humor!!! awesome comebacks lol...

ps midnight star

we are poking fun at YOU for this question...we all know what u meant
Kimasa
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 7:08:29 AM

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Location: Narnia, United Kingdom
MidnightStar wrote:
Sorry Guys
U got Me Wrong angry9

I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size...
Hope I clear my question now..


Damn I've been out foxed by another trick question.

What's the soup of the day?

My latest story:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-school-reunion.aspx
Shylass
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 10:21:24 AM

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MidnightStar wrote:
Sorry Guys
U got Me Wrong angry9

I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size...
Hope I clear my question now..


Oh, sorry to the guys? Not sorry to the gals, of whom you ask the question? Or did you mean sorry to people in general?

Is this some scientific study into the average sizes of female Lushies? Are you wanting to know what sizes to make a clothing product in? Do you get really hard when you see numbers written down with the corresponding body part next to it?

Were you hoping for sexy lasses to chat to, knowing which ones to approach by their measurements? Were you just thinking it might be an innocent conversation starter? Because there's better ways to go about doing that.

The answer (still modified so as to be as pleasant and kind as possible) is still no.



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Dani
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 11:11:29 AM

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Wow. Now the OP has 0 posts. I guess the post he made to clarify the obvious cancelled out the negative. Yay math!


Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, August 17, 2012 12:03:16 PM

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LOL... I've thought several different answers that vary from "try the search feature" to just listen to Shylass, she's got the right answers" to "Sprite, why does this nice asian salad taste a little different." They all come down to this. read a little, post a little , then ask questions.
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