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Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 7:27:30 AM

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They say Scorpios are the most sexual, I know I am, but are Scorpio women more sexual that others?
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Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 7:38:39 AM

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Here's a little something to read .... :)

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The Good, the Bad, the Slutty: The Sexiest Zodiac Signs
By: Sage Romano

I’ve always had great luck with Capricorns. Tauruses? Yawn. Geminis? Maybe, if you like all that talking. Leos? Self-absorbed drama queens. My romantic history is a constellation of personalities and capabilities and experiences, but there’s obviously something about my Virgo sensibilities that jibes with the patience that the average Capricorn bestows upon the act of tossing a girl’s salad. Or did you think I was talking about something else? We’re not interested in love matches here, people. This is all about that other kind of chemistry and which signs of the Zodiac are guaranteed to be a good time and which might be a great time.

Aries: The Minute Man
This fire sign is known for being a pretty straight shooter. Aries will have no compunction at all about sharing his or her raunchiest ideas about what to do in the sack. The problem with straight shooters, though, is that they always like to get right to the point. So count on an Aries to take charge and get you where you want to go—in a hurry.

Taurus: The Romancer
Where Aries is all lusty impulse, Taurus takes his or her time. Plan on being wined and dined, perhaps to the point of frustration. And once the Taurus has decided you’re the one for the job, prepare yourself for plenty of foreplay. If romance is your thing, Taurus is your sign.

Gemini: The Talker
The Gemini will bring all his or her intellect to bear upon getting bare. If you have simpler, quieter tastes, you might be a little shocked by Gemini’s saucy, seductive monologues. But if phone sex and dirty talking gets your motor humming, a Gemini is what you’re looking for. But be prepared to not get a word in edgewise.

Cancer: The Love Maker
Cancers are highly emotional signs, which means that sex is not merely a mechanical physical undertaking; rather it is expected to be a poetic act of beauty and love and all that good stuff. If you’re going to get naked with a Cancer, prepare yourself for an intense ride. And perhaps some post-coital crying.

Leo: The Narcissist
The passionate and adventurous nature of the Leo cannot be surpassed. There is no end to the imaginative ways a Leo will come up with for you to pleasure him or her. Those cats are born sexual dominants who ooze lusty confidence, and they’re unapologetic about it. While your romp with the lion will be memorable, for sure, best remember your satisfaction will be a secondary matter.

Virgo: The Closet Nympho
You might be surprised to learn that shy, demurring Virgo would ever be ready to rock without than fistfuls of condoms and spanking clean bed sheets. The reserved demeanor of the earthy virgins doesn’t hint at their inner lustiness. Once your Virgo knows and trusts you, watch out. You won’t get a moment’s peace.

Libra: The Connoisseur
The Libra is an artiste when it comes to knocking boots. They seek out a perfect harmony with their partner, luxuriating in every detail, and they go big on romantic accoutrements such as lingerie, massage oil, and soft music. You know, so it’s just like a bad porno—perhaps it even includes a fortuitously timed visit from the pizza guy.

Scorpio: The Leg-Humper
Fiery, licentious Scropio is the horn dog of the zodiac. While their sexual prowess and magnetism can hardly be ignored, getting in bed with a scorpion can have its sting. While you will probably get the ride of your life, Scorpio’s love ’em and leave ’em approach to sex could leave less lusty signs cold.

Sagittarius: The Don Juan (or Juanita)
A master of the art of seduction, a Sagittarius is all about the hunt. They hone their powers of seduction, pouncing upon their objects of desire only after rendering them utterly helpless in the face of their sexual deftness.

Capricorn: The Slow Boat
Capricorn can come across as a lumbering kind of lover. Slow to make the first move, patient to the point of impertinence once the ball does get rolling, Caps may not wow with skill and energy in the sack, but they will steadily, diligently apply themselves to the all-you-can-eat buffet of their lover. Be patient with a Capricorn, and you will be well rewarded.

Aquarius: The Toy Collector
If you’re someone who is put off by the idea of a velvet box full of scintillating, slippery, and battery-operated accoutrements under your lover’s bed, it’s best you steer clear of Aquarius. Always ready to experiment with any number of the paths to pleasing themselves and their partners, the Aquarian will bring more to the party than some signs can take.

Pisces: Old Faithful
Much like Cancer, Pisces will value the emotional connectivity of sex over the physical one. Passion, love, attention, patience—these will all come into play with your Pisces lover. But you’ll likely have to do most of the work. The fish are notoriously lazy lays, preferring to kick back and bask in the attentions of their beloved. Might want to take a cue from Aquarius and bring some party favors to keep things interesting.



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Guest
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 7:42:45 AM

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LOL I have read that, and yes Leg Humper! We unite leg humppers !!!
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 9:13:46 AM

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Oh puhleeze... I'm a Leo and I'm not a narcissist!

I put those mirrors on the ceiling for OTHER reasons, ya know! drunken

Shylass
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 9:20:10 AM

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PersonalAssistant wrote:
Here's a little something to read .... :)




Normally, horoscope stuff doesn't really fit me, but OMG! That one does!!! Embarassed

P.S. There's a spelling mistake in mine!


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Magical_felix
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It's all horse shit.



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Scorpio: The Leg-Humper
Fiery, licentious Scropio is the horn dog of the zodiac. While their sexual prowess and magnetism can hardly be ignored, getting in bed with a scorpion can have its sting. While you will probably get the ride of your life, Scorpio’s love ’em and leave ’em approach to sex could leave less lusty signs cold.

Ha I agree with some of this. hehe. Im proud to be a scorpio.

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Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 10:49:03 AM

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QUOTE

(((((Scorpio: The Leg-Humper
Fiery, licentious Scropio is the horn dog of the zodiac. While their sexual prowess and magnetism can hardly be ignored, getting in bed with a scorpion can have its sting. While you will probably get the ride of your life, Scorpio’s love ’em and leave ’em approach to sex could leave less lusty signs cold.)))))

I have to be honest. This actually describes my behavior...Well in the past anyway....

Commitment seems like a prison. I really never buy into this stuff either....Go figure, just as I was about to shoot it down it hits good....

Id


Shylass
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 7:29:28 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:
It's all horse shit.


I usually think the same, but I WANT mine to be right this time! drunken


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SweetPenny
Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012 8:35:31 PM

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I don't believe in any of this.
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:03:48 PM

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Funny... my sexual horoscope labels me as "The Toy Collector"... jeez, that doesn't sound right at all! lol

I tend to be drawn naturally to Leo men. There's a disproportionate number of them in my sexual/dating history.

I also have quite a few Aries as well - but those relationships are always disastrous for me.






sprite
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:11:43 PM

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Virgo: The Closet Nympho... umm... i came out of the closet years ago *giggle*

Live, love, laugh.
beinggood
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:19:30 PM

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i am a Scorpio and I am quite sexual...though it may not be true for all..I just know for me...

doing my best to be good..
Ruthie
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:49:26 PM

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Horoscopes are meaningless drivel. You can't tell anything about a person's personality by which star sign they were born under. You can't use them to predict the future. Believing in them erodes common sense. Judging someone by the date of their birth is really, really stupid.
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:52:06 PM

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CoopsRuthie wrote:
Horoscopes are meaningless drivel. You can't tell anything about a person's personality by which star sign they were born under. You can't use them to predict the future. Believing in them erodes common sense. Judging someone by the date of their birth is really, really stupid.


dude, you're bringing me down - i think they're fun, though i don't really put much faith in them. :)

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sprite wrote:


dude, you're bringing me down - i think they're fun, though i don't really put much faith in them. :)

Reason has failed.

Very well then, I shall pounce upon you, rendering you utterly helpless in the face of my sexual deftness.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 12:39:33 AM

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Does this get screwed up by the new Zodiac sign Ophiuchus?

I'm not at all into astrology, so I don't know how valid it is, but a bunch of people I know who are have been talking all about this for weeks. Apparently another sign has occurred along the Zodiac due to the movement of stars since it was initially established.

Like I said, I don't know much about it. Just thought I'd toss that into the pond.
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Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 4:39:32 AM

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''The passionate and adventurous nature of the Leo cannot be surpassed. There is no end to the imaginative ways a Leo will come up with for you to pleasure him or her. Those cats are born sexual dominants who ooze lusty confidence, and they’re unapologetic about it. While your romp with the lion will be memorable, for sure, best remember your satisfaction will be a secondary matter.''

Haha..I do not come across as dominant at all, unless I suddenly have a dramatic mood change and let the little devil omy shoulder take over lol..although I admit to being a little selfish in bed from time to time :O
I think it depends who you're with, if I go with someone 'weaker' than me, then I wud say this is right. But usually men are bigger and stronger, so let them tke over. Lol


Just your friendly neighbourhood....erm.....ashleigh i guess :P
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Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 9:18:54 AM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
Funny... my sexual horoscope labels me as "The Toy Collector"... jeez, that doesn't sound right at all! lol

I tend to be drawn naturally to Leo men. There's a disproportionate number of them in my sexual/dating history.

I also have quite a few Aries as well - but those relationships are always disastrous for me.






that's a title for a story that needs to be written... :)

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Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 10:33:09 AM

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PersonalAssistants's zodiac signs and sex characteristics:

Based on my non-statistical life experience, I'd say:

1. Leo description is SPOT ON. Particularly the bit about 'your pleasure being their secondary concern'.
2. Libra description is SPOT ON. The best woman I've ever known is a Libra and she is a courtesan without compare.
3. Aquarius: certainly met Aquarian women for whom that is true.
4. Taurus: SPOT ON.
5. Cancer: SPOT ON.

Can't speak for the rest, but there's certainly something to it. These women came from many, many different countries, so it's not a sample of English women I'm talking about.

I know Scorpio men are sex mad, even if it's channeling that energy into sport. Can't speak for women.......
blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 10:48:44 AM

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hell to the no....it is the damn woman...that makes the sexuality...not the horoscope

what a bunch of hooha....

time place..inspiration ,sexual, upbringing good sex partners..yes

horoscope??really???

ps be a cold day in a hot place before this taurus gives u the time of day

word to the V
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 10:51:02 AM

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That Virgo one seems almost true of me....

Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 11:13:21 AM

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ps forgive me for being a bitch...somebody ruffled my feathers..half of my post was uncalled for
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Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 11:47:53 AM

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*** wave the wand and all is forgiven! **** we all have good and bad days. No one should ruffle feathers, unless they are in a comforter and you are getting busy on it!
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