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MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Sunday, June 17, 2012 4:17:11 PM

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So what's been the most embarrassing thing to have ever happened to you during sex?

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Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:20:13 PM

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There have been a few embarrassing moments.
Shylass
Posted: Sunday, June 17, 2012 8:22:10 PM

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It didn't happen to me, but it makes me laugh...

My boy mate told me he'd once been sitting naked on his girlfriend's leg just after they had sex, and he farted, and when he moved, they saw he'd left a skidmark on her!

She screamed at him and ran for the shower, and broke up with him not long after.

He said he was mortified at the time, but then he figured he'd done himself a favour after the way she reacted (and was apparently crap in bed, too). evil4


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GamerGirl10
Posted: Sunday, June 17, 2012 9:02:44 PM

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Haven't had any embarrassing things happen during sex, but definitely after--

Back in my college days, after shacking up with a guy who lived in the boys dorm, we didn't realize his roommate was in the loft next to him trying to sleep...
Of course my moans and screams of pleasure woke him up... and the other boys down the hall too!
The "walk of shame" that next morning was considerably more shameful for me--until the weeks following when I got to know the guys on the hall better! ^_^
Smoocher
Posted: Sunday, June 17, 2012 11:00:21 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 4:39:00 AM

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Sneezed while giving a fella a Blowjob in a Haystack...oooops Embarassed
airforcenympho
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 10:29:24 AM

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having his roommates come home and catch us while he has me bent over the edge of the couch and fucking my ass
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 11:01:29 AM

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We laugh about it now... but I fell off the bed. HARD.

We were being a little rough and going at it doggiestyle when my hand slipped off the edge of the mattress.
Whacked my head on the nightstand and fell to the floor in a heap.
There I was naked, bleeding from a cut on my forehead, lying on the floor in the MOST awkward position totally embarrassed.
He found out what a klutz I am that night. But instead of impressing him with my bedroom skills, I impressed him with my innate knowledge of first aid.
I even gave myself a slight concussion from it all but I must say the nursing job he did was wonderful. drunken

Frank
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 11:44:28 AM

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A little too much enthusiasm, and well, I snapped my banjo string!
First of all we thought it was her period!
A lot of blood.

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MMonroe
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 12:29:21 PM

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Not during sex but when i first moved into uni halls, i gave my room a good christening.... didnt realise how loud i was being. The next morning, my housemates asking if i'd heard the people upstairs having sex cos it sure sounded like she was enjoying herself.... er, yea, that was me
Frank
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 4:55:29 PM

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MMonroe wrote:
Not during sex but when i first moved into uni halls, i gave my room a good christening.... didnt realise how loud i was being. The next morning, my housemates asking if i'd heard the people upstairs having sex cos it sure sounded like she was enjoying herself.... er, yea, that was me


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Guest
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 5:00:19 PM

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Shylass wrote:
It didn't happen to me, but it makes me laugh...

My boy mate told me he'd once been sitting naked on his girlfriend's leg just after they had sex, and he farted, and when he moved, they saw he'd left a skidmark on her!

She screamed at him and ran for the shower, and broke up with him not long after.

He said he was mortified at the time, but then he figured he'd done himself a favour after the way she reacted (and was apparently crap in bed, too). evil4



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Guest
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 7:14:27 PM

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Also had the bed break. I was laughing so hard we couldn't continue. It was too bad too because he had a real nice rhythm going.
MarlaDawn47
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 7:52:30 PM

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was giving a guy a blowjob and just as he came I started to cough and his cum came out of my nose. he had the most surprised look on his face...lol
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Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:00:21 AM

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farted on a guy when he was going down on me is definitely one. Another is losing control of my bowel during anal sex.
meg816
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 4:01:09 AM

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MarlaDawn47 wrote:
was giving a guy a blowjob and just as he came I started to cough and his cum came out of my nose. he had the most surprised look on his face...lol


WOW! That is awesome! icon_biggrin

Recently, we had sex with me bent over the sink, and I bit the soap! I seriously had bar soap in my mouth. It was actually kind of funny.
Another time, my ex was choking me during sex (I did ask for it) and I passed out. Not good, and sort of terrifying.
Smoocher
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 5:42:44 AM

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MarlaDawn47 wrote:
was giving a guy a blowjob and just as he came I started to cough and his cum came out of my nose. he had the most surprised look on his face...lol


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 7:36:43 PM

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I had moved on my own apartment and I was having sex with my boyfriend in the kitchen table and I was being so loud my neighboors called the cops and when they wore knock it at my dor my boyfriend got scared and feel ontop of me but the glass table couldn't handel the weight so it broke and I spent most of the night in the ER geting stickes on my leg and getting glass shards out my ass hahahaha
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Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 8:05:54 PM

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I got someone pregnant, does that count? (It embarrassed the fuck out of me... I mean, I hardly knew her... Talk about a Faux Pas...)

xx Steph

(It worked out fine and she got a weekend away with her girlfriend out of it so everyone ended up happy.....)
tristalynn2000
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 8:55:45 PM

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this is kinda gross but here goes on time i was fucking this chick we had been drinking and we started kissing and she smokes and i dont as i was saying we started kissing and i didnt like the taste and just about puked in her mouth lets say it ruined the mood alsoi was very embarressed and never saw her again
sweeter
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 10:47:45 PM

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Oh dear sighs when i lost my virginity the guy was fucking me and I asked him was he allmost done because I was bored he was like what! Then he was like you're suppose to be in pain I won't lie his dick was long but hell I was bored After having a talk about sex with my friends and hearing that they were either head over heels or in pain but enjoyed it I felt bad about what I said

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sweeter
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 10:53:28 PM

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I squirt from time to time a guy was licking me very good and i squirted and it got in his eye omg talk about an oh shit moment

Anything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.
darcyj82
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 12:11:35 PM

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Well, this isn't "during" sex, but I once had a photographer boyfriend who talked me into a nude photo session. It was to "test" his new camera, and the pictures would only be "for us".

We broke up. Several months later, he sold the pics and they turn up occassionally on the internet.

Now I'm quite reluctant to take pics that show my face.
CountryCutie101
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 2:37:23 PM

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Most embarrassing moments during sex... well.. I am tooootallly graceful so... here we go..
These are not in any serious order.. just naming a few. haha

1. We poped his water bed.
2. I asked him "are you ok? because I can not feel anything"... anddd he replied, "how can you not feel anything.. im hard as a rock and deep in you" hahah well lets just say... I didn't speak very much the rest of the time and I couldnt feel a thing throughout the entire time. oopse.
3. We were having sex in the shower... and i totally slipped and fell down bringing him with me..
4. We were using ice cubes and I had one in my mouth and I got Brain Freeze. lol
5. We werent having sex but i was dancing around his bedroom blasting the music and i backed up and tripped over his rug and fell down.
6. I was cooking, and my boyfriend at the time came up behind me unexpectantly and he scared the living daylights out of me and I spilled the dinner all over the floor.
7. My boyfriend at the time and I were swimming in his pool during the afternoon when his parents were at work, and we were skinny dipping and started having sex.. well his dad came home for lunch.. oopse.

Well I honestly could keep going.. but I almost always laugh at my clumsiness. Every single person who is friends with me or dates me knows I am clumsy and extremely graceful :) there is no shame. I love the way I am. And laughing just makes it ten times better. :)

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Aussie07
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 2:48:26 PM

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Ive had a few my wife was on her knees sucking me and my mum walked in , we have broke three bed yes three , we were in doggy and a mate walked ib , I got a leg cramp and my leg locked up and I hopped up quick and pushed my wife off the bed by accident , but the worst one was when I had her on the bonet of my car next to a river banging away and the water police float by and turned there flood light on us bet the the cops got a good laugh out of that we pulled our clothes up and got out of there quick smart
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Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 9:31:21 PM

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I guess the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me is having a friend of my family come in with my father. That was odd especially it was with the persons son. They didn't know we were dating.
Budlee
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 9:39:44 AM

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When my current bf and I were teens, I remember his mom walking in on us in bed. Looking back now, that was actually quite fun.
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