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Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 7:39:32 PM

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Woman, can you get to a profile and then click a story from inside there? It might be a workaround.

Hey I didn't say reacharound.
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 7:43:16 PM

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roccotool wrote:
Hey I didn't say reacharound.


*giggles immaturely*

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Woman
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 7:53:26 PM

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roccotool wrote:
Woman, can you get to a profile and then click a story from inside there? It might be a workaround.

Hey I didn't say reacharound.


I've tried that, and at the moment trying an IP changing whatchamacallit to see if that works. But they are sneaky on that Wall I tell you!!! It is like they KNOW what I want to do, and they are trying to spoil my fun!

*raises fist, shakes it at Beijing... you ninnies!



Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
fystee
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:12:49 PM

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Woman wrote:

I've tried that, and at the moment trying an IP changing whatchamacallit to see if that works. But they are sneaky on that Wall I tell you!!! It is like they KNOW what I want to do, and they are trying to spoil my fun!

*raises fist, shakes it at Beijing... you ninnies!



LMAO! Get em woman!
diversified
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:20:31 PM

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not being able to have any fun at all!!! can't even get turned on anymore with out fear of collapsing!! cussing i want fun!!



“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Woman
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:26:55 PM

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Oh it is fun you want darling Diversified? Might I suggest Fun Factory? It is a WHOLE factory designed for fun!!! And you might want to sit down, surrounded by pillows. Protect your head and all.

Never fear Fystee One! I am confident I will succeed! If not, I will call them all pookie and knit them all willie warmers.

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
diversified
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:44:30 PM

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Woman please do call me Eli and that fun factory is the exactly what i need but can't have ... oh no here come the hot, luscious, sexy and sex filled thoughts!!!


RUN, RUN AWAY FROM THE THOUGHTS!!

now that i think about it ... i should probably not be on a adult site if im trying to avoid said thoughts d'oh! ... oh well im still gunna be on here!



“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Woman
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 10:55:33 PM

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Hello Eli!!! Think away!! It is good for the soul to have an active thinker!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
diversified
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 9:07:00 AM

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well hi woman!! i can't think of those things ... if i get too "excited" it might trigger another heart attack ...



“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 10:19:31 AM

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Eli, I love you, please don't overthink....

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 11:28:54 AM

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No. No heart attacks. That would be bad.

And I'm pretty sure the primary reason Beijing blocks porn is jealousy, akin to a systemic cultural penis inferiority complex. In other words, the wankers in the High Poombah Proletariate, or whatever Chairman Mao's current (old guy) octogenarian generation of commu-buddies are so horribly ashamed of their own paltry, unimpressive and underperforming dangly bits that they will vehemently fight to keep anyone they can excercise their "overcompensation" drive upon from access, even verbally, from any type of entertainment, education or social discussion that may remotely suggest that there are cocks in this world much more satisfacory in their design intent than theirs.
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Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 11:42:55 AM

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Mr_Sfstk8d wrote:
No. No heart attacks. That would be bad.

And I'm pretty sure the primary reason Beijing blocks porn is jealousy, akin to a systemic cultural penis inferiority complex. In other words, the wankers in the High Poombah Proletariate, or whatever Chairman Mao's current (old guy) octogenarian generation of commu-buddies are so horribly ashamed of their own paltry, unimpressive and underperforming dangly bits that they will vehemently fight to keep anyone they can excercise their "overcompensation" drive upon from access, even verbally, from any type of entertainment, education or social discussion that may remotely suggest that there are cocks in this world much more satisfacory in their design intent than theirs.



For those of you who had trouble following that, those old creepsters are jealous of others' penises, so they block them to make the straight women there forget what they're missing!

:D

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Woman
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 4:17:31 PM

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Lady_Lydia wrote:
Mr_Sfstk8d wrote:
No. No heart attacks. That would be bad.

And I'm pretty sure the primary reason Beijing blocks porn is jealousy, akin to a systemic cultural penis inferiority complex. In other words, the wankers in the High Poombah Proletariate, or whatever Chairman Mao's current (old guy) octogenarian generation of commu-buddies are so horribly ashamed of their own paltry, unimpressive and underperforming dangly bits that they will vehemently fight to keep anyone they can excercise their "overcompensation" drive upon from access, even verbally, from any type of entertainment, education or social discussion that may remotely suggest that there are cocks in this world much more satisfacory in their design intent than theirs.



For those of you who had trouble following that, those old creepsters are jealous of others' penises, so they block them to make the straight women there forget what they're missing!

:D


Those fartknockers! I never thought of it like that!!! (mutters about men and their dangly bits and other bad thoughts about tying them in a knot and throwing them over shoulders)

Now Eli darling. Put those thoughts away! You are forbidden from getting excited! *puts a post it note on your forehead with the words... tell her exciting thoughts in a very boring way. Is this possible?

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
diversified
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 5:00:17 PM

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yes i would have to agree that heart attacks are bad and i am trying my hardest not to think "bad" thoughts ... but it hard while trying to write my first ever story and being on a adult site ... the frustration is building up and no way to release it help



“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 9:24:25 AM

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diversified wrote:
yes i would have to agree that heart attacks are bad and i am trying my hardest not to think "bad" thoughts ... but it hard while trying to write my first ever story and being on a adult site ... the frustration is building up and no way to release it help


Eli, if it's going to cause you issues, don't do it, honey!
I want to hear this story, but I don't want to be part of the cause of more heart issues.

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 9:24:45 AM

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My stupid fucking father.

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
diversified
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 1:20:41 PM

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helping my little sister pick out a prom dress is allot harder than i thought it would be. she wants a ball gown and then she wants a mermaid dress, she wants a orange one then a pink one then a yellow and blue one ... arg!!! make up your mind!! oh and all of the ones she wants cost about 300 or more, and i agreed to buy her one. she just urks me sometimes.



“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Chauncey
Posted: Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:43:18 PM

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lots but sometimes just Life in general .
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 8:50:11 AM

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Computers who refuse to work properly and hate my guts!!

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
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Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 9:49:45 AM

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wifi that wont stay connected!!!!!!!!


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
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Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 10:14:14 AM

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sexybikesassycheergirl wrote:
wifi that wont stay connected!!!!!!!!


I feel your pain!!

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 12:38:37 PM

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When I'm having a klutzy day and knock my glass of water into all of the computer wires and surge protectors under my desk.
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 3:31:31 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
When I'm having a klutzy day and knock my glass of water into all of the computer wires and surge protectors under my desk.


Oh shit, hope you're okay, Chef!

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 1, 2009 2:04:48 PM

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Now that would be a freakin' nightmare for me, Chef.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 1, 2009 2:23:41 PM

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Should have seen me dash under the desk unplugging everything in sight. LOL Saved everything.
But the karma gods got me back today. Been having trouble with the fluorescent lighting in my kitchen. Replaced, ballasts. bulbs, and one whole fixture. Nothing worked. Now, I'm good in the kitchen but, not good enough to cook in the dark. So we called an electrician. He said we needed to replace the 8' fixtures with 4' ones. Couldn't afford both so we did one. Guess how much? $345.00. Who the hell has that much money to throw away?! Well, at least I can see to cook. *sigh* Now I have four 4 foot bulbs and one 8 foot bulb that work.
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Posted: Tuesday, December 1, 2009 4:16:02 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Well, at least I can see to cook. *sigh* Now I have four 4 foot bulbs and one 8 foot bulb that work.


I read that part really fast and I thought you said: "Well, at least I can see to cock." evil4
My thoughts were: "How can she see to cock with such low lighting?"

*sigh*

My computer's being a stupidhead.

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 1, 2009 5:15:31 PM

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Quote:
I read that part really fast and I thought you said: "Well, at least I can see to cock."
My thoughts were: "How can she see to cock with such low lighting?"


Oh, I do that by feel. evil4
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chefkathleen wrote:
Should have seen me dash under the desk unplugging everything in sight. LOL Saved everything.
But the karma gods got me back today. Been having trouble with the fluorescent lighting in my kitchen. Replaced, ballasts. bulbs, and one whole fixture. Nothing worked. Now, I'm good in the kitchen but, not good enough to cook in the dark. So we called an electrician. He said we needed to replace the 8' fixtures with 4' ones. Couldn't afford both so we did one. Guess how much? $345.00. Who the hell has that much money to throw away?! Well, at least I can see to cook. *sigh* Now I have four 4 foot bulbs and one 8 foot bulb that work.


It would have been cheaper to buy candles for a year.
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, December 1, 2009 6:31:35 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Quote:
I read that part really fast and I thought you said: "Well, at least I can see to cock."
My thoughts were: "How can she see to cock with such low lighting?"


Oh, I do that by feel. evil4


I'm not surprised coffee

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Woman
Posted: Tuesday, December 1, 2009 7:18:32 PM

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This morning....... Two MEN!


Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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