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Woman
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 6:38:25 PM

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Location: Stopping the war 'tween Harold and Kumar
Thought you all might get a chuckle!

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....'

Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

'Never,' said Bob.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....

BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!'

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
nicola
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 6:52:26 PM

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That is very worthy of the scruffy chimp award 6
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 11:55:00 PM

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LMAO good one
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 2:09:33 AM

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good one ,,I actually smiled.
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 3:25:16 PM

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NIce one, made me laugh
Mathusela
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 5:13:30 PM

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BBB856 wrote:
NIce one, made me laugh


Yep.
Whiphand
Posted: Sunday, November 29, 2009 3:15:25 AM

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Location: Hertfordshire
Thank you, a great start to my day!

Living for the sun & sins!
Algol
Posted: Sunday, November 29, 2009 6:57:08 AM

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Good one! laughing6

Algol

MMonroe
Posted: Sunday, November 29, 2009 7:14:35 AM

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Eeeww!
fystee
Posted: Sunday, November 29, 2009 9:46:27 AM

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LMAO! Good one!
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