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elitfromnorth
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:02:41 AM

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Pick one of the following superpowers. Feel free to add why you want it.

1. You can fly.... but only when you're naked.

2. You can become invisible... but only when your eyes are closed

3. You've got superstrength.... but only while sitting

4. You've can shoot lasers from your eyes... but only while shaking your head...

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littlemissbitch
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:14:30 AM

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god thats an awesome question...

i choose 4! cuz who the hell doesnt wanna be able to shoot lasers from their eyes!! :D

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AmericanBeauty
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:35:41 AM

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i'll choose 4 that will be so cool to do

Shylass
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 3:55:54 PM

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I choose number three! It's okay to be strong whilst sitting down!

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Guest
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 5:27:13 AM

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I pick #1 but only if I can fly so fast that no-one would see.
overmykneenow
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 5:29:42 AM

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SITTING wrote:
I pick #1 but only if I can fly so fast that no-one would see.


Didn't you read #3, you've already got superstrength

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Guest
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 6:56:33 PM

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Super strength. I'll just get me a wheelchair and be strong all the time!
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 7:11:47 PM

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I choose #1

It's a bird!!
It's a plane!!

Old Man: *cleaning his glasses* I think it's a naked girl
Wife: *smacking him over the head* you dirty old pervert, it's clearly a sky writer.
Old man: I swear to you, it was a girl, I saw boobs!
His wife: You see boobs everywhere.
Old man: *pouting* She was naked I tell you, totally naked!
Frank
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 4:40:25 AM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
Pick one of the following superpowers. Feel free to add why you want it.

1. You can fly.... but only when you're naked.



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:17:12 AM

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overmykneenow wrote:


Didn't you read #3, you've already got superstrength


Yeah but I get two.. don't I?! It is my birthday and everything..occasion9
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:27:14 AM

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I'll take #1 please!


adele
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 4:20:25 PM

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Yep, #1 for me as well. Who is going to believe you if you tell anyone you saw someone flying, let alone that they were flying naked?


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Unanimous
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 11:06:45 AM

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1 cos if you fly high enough no one will see
And btw if you could shoot lazers from your eyes while shaking your head I don't think youd have great accuracy
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 7:52:02 PM

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I choose superstrength because then I could sit playing on the computer all day and get all my chores done anyway. :)
CleverFox
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 10:12:57 PM

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I would take super strength while sitting and then become a professional arm wrestler.
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