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perkynipples
Posted: Saturday, September 15, 2012 8:14:18 PM

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If we were all trees and male trees have wood what would us woman have.

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Dani
Posted: Saturday, September 15, 2012 11:26:42 PM

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But all trees have wood. Are you saying that female trees wouldn't have a trunk? That's just terrible logic.



littlemissbitch
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 6:18:10 AM

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heeeyyy dont bogart that blunt man..pass it here! Regaeman Man

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jasminejennifer
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:31:55 AM

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Seeds. After the male tree shoots and leaves.
sprite
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:04:31 AM

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i'm an aluminum Xmas tree - with lights!



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Smoocher
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:56:23 AM

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sprite wrote:
i'm an aluminum Xmas tree - with lights!


....and such interesting / fun places to hang the tinsel / ornaments from!!

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elitfromnorth
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 1:28:30 PM

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Women would be in the soft wood category while men would go in the hard wood category evil4

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Shylass
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 1:46:00 PM

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You know those random holes in trees that owls and squiggles often end up moving into? Maybe they aren't so random after all...

I'm now a bit concerned about what said wildlife might be doing in such places...
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elitfromnorth
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:14:28 PM

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Shylass wrote:
You know those random holes in trees that owls and squiggles often end up moving into? Maybe they aren't so random after all...

I'm now a bit concerned about what said wildlife might be doing in such places...
confused5


Do we have to do the whole flower and bee thingy?

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
Shylass
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:32:12 PM

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elitfromnorth wrote:


Do we have to do the whole flower and bee thingy?


I dunno. Is it theory or practical? dontknow

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 8:05:24 PM

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I'm drunk, but here be my thought: buds. Women would be (or have) buds. I don't know why, but it seems to make some sort of sense. As you were, thinkers.
perkynipples
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:42:40 PM

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littlemissbitch wrote:
heeeyyy dont bogart that blunt man..pass it here! Regaeman Man

Puff, Puff, Pass!

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sprite
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:47:36 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
I'm drunk, but here be my thought: buds. Women would be (or have) buds. I don't know why, but it seems to make some sort of sense. As you were, thinkers.


what does the brand of beer you drink have to do with being a tree?



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LadyX
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:52:27 PM

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Noraj69 wrote:
If we were all trees and male trees have wood what would us woman have.


Pulp.
tellme001
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 5:40:05 AM

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the beauty in thier leaves
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 6:02:13 AM

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sprite wrote:


what does the brand of beer you drink have to do with being a tree?


I was so drunk, I never even noticed that. Shoot me now, please.
tryagian
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 6:05:31 PM

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buds to make the wood grow, ha ha
Buz
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 6:42:33 PM

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Like my 20" shaft I'd be a GIANT REDWOOD! Aw hell make that a 21" shaft.

Don't you be trying to out do me Felix.

PS. WellMadeMale is a Bonsai tree!!!!giggle





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