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adele
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 10:35:13 PM

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Budlee
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 6:29:16 AM

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Joined: 7/24/2012
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Location: Central NJ, United States
taking naughty pics

Ice tongs
Travengineer
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 7:00:11 AM

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Joined: 7/30/2012
Posts: 31
Location: Westerly, United States
Nipple twisters

Velcro
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 9:22:49 AM

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Ghetto gag for BDSM play

Manual hedge trimmers
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 9:31:08 AM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Used to cut off dreads

Tea bags

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Swollen
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 10:57:53 AM

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Location: United Kingdom
Reduce puffy eyes after a long, sleepless night.

Empty cola bottles ....
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 11:12:13 AM

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HaHa... a cheap dildo

Paper bag
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 1:25:02 PM

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Sexual aide when the beer goggles wear off

Giant stuffed teddy bear

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 5:36:54 PM

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A cushion, because sometimes it hurts from sitting on the floor for so long. Haha

-Pumps
adele
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 6:39:13 PM

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Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 8:31:49 PM

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Scare birds off seeds.



Swollen.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 1, 2012 1:18:49 PM

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Used for drawing silly faces or patterns on a passed out drunk.

Stick on mostacheo. (Curly mustache)
adele
Posted: Monday, October 1, 2012 7:25:52 PM

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poizenivy
Posted: Monday, October 1, 2012 8:18:42 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
excellent photo prop

paper plate

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 7:43:43 AM

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a yoga mat for one knee..

a lamb chop
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 1:41:06 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
A tool for making a sensitive vegan cry

Bra

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 2:54:39 PM

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Slingshot

Terracotta pot
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 5:56:54 PM

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Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks, United States
for planting

boxes

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 7:34:37 PM

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If big enough clubhouse.

Shower curtain & rod.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 3, 2012 8:29:56 AM

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Use the rod for tightrope walking whilst lion taming. Multitasking like a boss.

Tarpaulin
Dor
Posted: Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:29:34 AM

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Location: This Dark Little Corner
Cheap doll house.

High heels.

Darling, I always wear black.
adele
Posted: Wednesday, October 3, 2012 1:46:24 PM

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 3, 2012 1:54:41 PM

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telescopes for kids

pie pans
adele
Posted: Wednesday, October 3, 2012 2:27:16 PM

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 10:45:16 AM

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Prison shank lmao ^__^
adele
Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 5:34:04 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
You forgot to add a new object, so I'll add one for you

dead batteries

Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 8:21:35 PM

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Dismantle them and use the cases for shimming a guitar neck that's out of alignment.

Net curtain.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 8:43:59 PM

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a bridal veil for a homeless person,
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 5:16:16 PM

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OK, I shall get the ball rolling again, fine me an alternative use for a cheese grater. Oh and then you suggest something for the next person, just in case y'all forgot.
fsharp
Posted: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 8:14:26 PM

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Location: In the absence of nothing
cheese grater = back scratcher

politicians (surely they're good for something laughing6 )
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