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Poll Question : Laundry mat
Choice Votes Statistics
Grocery store 7 35 %
Wedding 1 5 %
Batchlorette party 7 35 %
Funeral 1 5 %
Recommendation from friend/relative 1 5 %
School function 0 0 %
Roadside wreck...It is appropriate 89's out of 100 1 5 %
Juice bar 1 5 %
Sister's bedroom 1 5 %

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 6:21:21 PM

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Conversing with my BFF, TheDevilsWeakness... I had asked her for her advice.

I forget, but I think she muttered... Grocery store.

My 73 yr old grandmother (back in 1983 said) Laundry Mat. That is a place you take your clothing to wash & dry, when you have shit so dirty you don't want to wash it in your own damned machines!

I'm still confused.

Help



Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 6:35:30 PM

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I went with Bachelorette Party... girls are in good spirits, usually drunk/high, ready to party enthusiastically, and in a large group, so it's easier for one to let herself be lured away by a guy that plays it right. Plus there are a million ice-breakers and ways to meet the women at a party like this.

On vacation (girl's trip) is another good one.


TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 9:58:07 PM

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Pffft... Grocery Store? I said Home Depot or Lowe's.
I only gave you tips on How not to look or act like a skeezebucket in a Grocery Store. angry7



Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 4:25:11 PM

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Grocery is a good one. Excuse me Miss will you help me a minute/sec? Gets me every time. After that you'd better have something to say.
Laundry is a good one. I take rugs there. Sometimes comforters if I'm going to pay to have them done for me or if they don't fit in my machine. Captive audience and all that.
Bachelorette party is about my friend and not me. Unless you're trying to bed the bride. Or looking for a drunk chick for a one night stand.
If you're looking at a school function then you've both got baggage unless it's your or her school. Or maybe you've heard about a hot teacher.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 10:49:40 AM

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How could I forget... Home Depot.

Oh, perhaps that's because when I go there, I rarely see women who look even semi-attractive? Most look like they might operate a forklift or they're selecting paint chips to take home and brutalize their husbands with.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:11:20 PM

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You need to be a little more specific the next time. I thought red checkered flannel was one of your turn-on's. My apologies.

sprite
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:19:49 PM

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on a farm!



Love not hate.
Magical_felix
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:30:39 PM

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wellmademale wrote:
Best place to pick up you chicks????



The trailer park and I am not kidding.


But the real answer is anywhere. If a girl likes you, she will start talking.

When are you going to stop embarrassing yourself like this?

Son of a bitch, man.


CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:31:29 PM

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I'll go with grocery story as well. Nonthreatening environment. However, I do seem to have quite a few friends/neighbors/family members who have "just" the right person to fix me up with.

Another suggestion/option for you. I seem to be going to more Divorce parties than Bachelorette parties these days. There usually are two types of women at these. Drunk, horny bitches or Man hating, drunk, horny bitches. Seems like a win/win. evil4

I'm heading to Home Depot this weekend for a cordless drill, so I'll let you know how that goes.
LadyX
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:36:59 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:

I'm heading to Home Depot this weekend for a cordless drill



Wow, that one's slow and right over the plate. Anyone gonna take a swing?

laughing6
CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 1:03:35 PM

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LadyX wrote:



Wow, that one's slow and right over the plate. Anyone gonna take a swing?

laughing6


Hey, a girl's gotta improvise.

Holy shit! Can't! Stop! Laughing!! laughing8 laughing9 laughing8
Smoocher
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 1:31:32 PM

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sprite wrote:
on a farm!



evil4 evil4 evil4 laughing3 What she said!!

or aisle 7 in Walmart...about 2/3 to the back of store on the left....top shelf!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

clum
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 1:48:15 PM

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Senior Center?

Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 1:59:19 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
I'll go with grocery story as well. Nonthreatening environment. However, I do seem to have quite a few friends/neighbors/family members who have "just" the right person to fix me up with.

Another suggestion/option for you. I seem to be going to more Divorce parties than Bachelorette parties these days. There usually are two types of women at these. Drunk, horny bitches or Man hating, drunk, horny bitches. Seems like a win/win. evil4

I'm heading to Home Depot this weekend for a cordless drill, so I'll let you know how that goes.


See you there, CG!!



Nothing to see here...
CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 4:22:53 PM

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Mazza wrote:


See you there, CG!!



I think we could both use some cordless fun right about now! evil4 evil4 evil4
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 4:37:54 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:


I think we could both use some cordless fun right about now! evil4 evil4 evil4


Ah well, you are right about that, but not together, like some crazy sandwich, huh??

(that's your cue to whore our thread, CG)

Nothing to see here...
Milik_the_Red
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:09:36 PM

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Library. If one has a way with words, the poetry section has many oportunities.

Surely silence can sometimes be the most eloquent of replies
- Unknown
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 8:27:54 AM

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Mazza wrote:


Ah well, you are right about that, but not together, like some crazy sandwich, huh??

(that's your cue to whore our thread, CG)


Oh Come On!! Its Fun, HAHA!!

Mazza
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 9:26:28 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:


Oh Come On!! Its Fun, HAHA!!



I think you'll find that CG needs something a little more... industrial!! hahahahah



(she's SO gonna kill me for that!)



Nothing to see here...
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 9:45:33 AM

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Mazza wrote:


I think you'll find that CG needs something a little more... industrial!! hahahahah



(she's SO gonna kill me for that!)



Maybe This Will Work Then! HAHA


Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:18:11 AM

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I've actually been quite successful at the grocery store. I don't have any game. If I see something I like about someones appearance, I just take a moment to let them know that it is attractive. Really that is all I do.......


Irish
blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:36:50 AM

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um have any of you actually talked to people in a grocery store?

and are ya looking your best doing your java run at 8 pm on a saturday?

i live in the south and have never even seen people talk to people they dont know much less ask them out but i have to admit it would have been nice!!!!

as i love to cook...

home depot ...who could resist a guy who asked me my OPINION there i ask you
CurlyGirly
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:47:41 AM

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Honestly, I log out for just a little bit, and this is the kinda crap I come back to!! cussing I swear that I'm really trying to work today!

MazzaWantsCGwich wrote:


I think you'll find that CG needs something a little more... industrial!! hahahahah


(she's SO gonna kill me for that!)



And you too, Nikki??? *sheesh*

NikkiWantsinToo wrote:
Maybe This Will Work Then! HAHA



But, while we're on the subject, bigger is better I always say, Ladies! With my cordless power tools that is!! evil4 evil4 evil4

Frank
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:23:55 PM

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Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney





Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:25:33 PM

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blazestcyr wrote:
um have any of you actually talked to people in a grocery store?

and are ya looking your best doing your java run at 8 pm on a saturday?

i live in the south and have never even seen people talk to people they dont know much less ask them out but i have to admit it would have been nice!!!!

as i love to cook...

home depot ...who could resist a guy who asked me my OPINION there i ask you



I live in the South too and I always get hit on in the grocery store. I was in Publix last weekend in old, paint splattered shorts and an even older t-shirt with my hair in a pony tail and flip flops and had 2 guys come up to me and chat me up.
Frank
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:28:40 PM

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Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney





Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 3:31:56 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:


But, while we're on the subject, bigger is better I always say, Ladies! With my cordless power tools that is!! evil4 evil4 evil4



Sure, Im in!!

Impressive but I think the "Brute" (see above) has that beat!! I think you can get off without it even touching your body! HAHA
AngelHeart01
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:22:24 PM

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It all depends .. usually at my place. har har
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:25:34 PM

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AngelHeart01 wrote:
It all depends .. usually at my place. har har


He asked about chicks, not chicken-heads.

tazznjazz
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 6:48:39 PM

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All joking aside, men dont pick up ''you'' chicks, you get picked up!

When will they ever stop deluding themselves?
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