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Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 8:40:33 AM

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Granted, a very naughty woman comes calling... but she has the wrong house, she's looking for the sexy redheaded who lives next door.

I wish I knew that sexy redhead
kellyqueen
Posted: Saturday, October 13, 2012 7:56:42 PM

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Granted but its Fran Dresher wearing a red head wig.

I wish to visit France again.
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:59:09 AM

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kellyqueen wrote:
I wish to visit France again.



Granted....And you become the root of the lymric..."I went to France to have a dance...got so hot I took the chance...I had to removed my under pants...then there was Lance that gave the glance...at those hot moist under pants..." And you know the rest, remember what happened when he showed them to Humpty Dumpty?

I wish I had an instructor that was fluent in "orgasmic"...
DaffodilFields
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 8:25:21 PM

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I wish I had an instructor that was fluent in "orgasmic"...

Granted, but now you can only speak orgasmic, he's the only one you can talk to, and he has to fuck you til you come to communicate with you.


I wish the next person to post didn't alter my wish to make it bad.

Guest
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 11:32:36 PM

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granted but somehow it still turns out bad.


i wish i were in becky's bed right now
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:45:32 AM

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Granted but becky isn't there -your worst nightmare, I am - lol

I wish I lived somewhere warm

Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:47:05 AM

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you do, but it's a place called Hell.


I wish I could sing properly
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:49:21 AM

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you can but only when you are underwater

I wish i could spend more time on Lush
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:51:14 AM

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you can but you lost your job because of it.

I wish I was an alien

Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:56:40 AM

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(I thought you were lol) - you are but the rest of the world finds out and you become hated for being different

I wish I could be transported instantly to wherever I wanted to be
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 5:01:58 AM

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you can transport, but you are on a trip in your transporter and something goes wrong. You end up spending eternity in limbo somewhere in the middle of space.


I wish I were taller
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 6:01:44 AM

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I make you a lot taller, but you keep banging your head every time you walk through a door and end up getting very confused and dizzy.

I wish I could become invisible.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:05:49 AM

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You are now invisible, but now everyone ignores you the same as they did when you were visible.


I wish I had blonde hair
S2B
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:34:02 AM

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Granted...but it is so long that it cumbersome...Think "Tangled"

I wish for second chances...
kellyqueen
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:16:36 PM

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Granted but you end up blowing your 2nd chances on $20 lottery tickets and don't win a single dime.

I wish I could dance.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:24:28 PM

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granted but you get overzealous and break a leg.

I wish life weren't so confusing..
fsharp
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:50:01 PM

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Granted! You're a Zombie!

I wish I were a genius.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 6:41:18 AM

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Granted but then you lost your mind!

I wish I looked like my avatar LOL
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:15:57 AM

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Granted but you look so weird walking around without a head or feet.

I wish I could wake up with my avatar.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:27:13 AM

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you mean that's not really you?? lol granted but she's never awake at the same time as you.

I wish I could eat anything I want and never get fat.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 8:55:50 AM

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Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life within 50 metres of a toilet.

I wish I would never age.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 10:26:56 AM

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granted but so sorry to hear you died.

i wish i were surfing right now.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 10:55:21 AM

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LMAO ^^^^^^

Granted but you drowned.

I wish I weren't such a loner
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 11:26:31 AM

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Granted but you are so popular you cant sleep for the constant stream of friends and admirers who wont leave you alone.

I wish I was super rich
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 11:43:02 AM

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granted but now you are a cigarette.

I wish I could do ballet properly
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 12:17:18 PM

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You are a prima ballerina but your feet hurt like fuck.

I wish I was a famous movie star
HunniDew
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 1:45:09 PM

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Granted but you develop a heroin addiction and end up selling your body for a fix.

I wish I was anywhere but here.



HunniDew
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 1:52:14 PM

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Granted but since wherever you are becomes "here" you can never stay in one place.

I wish I could have my last 20 years over

Enough with the greatest hits collection. Time for a new story!

Sweat - Getting sweaty leads to steamy outdoor sex


Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 1:52:43 PM

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oops -

Granted but you end up doing the sme things over and over again

I wish everyone could get on together
HunniDew
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:13:17 PM

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Granted but how boring would Eastenders be now?!

I wish I was on a hot sunny beach.



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