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Guille
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:11:04 AM

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Q. Where was JLo when you saw her in SoHo last week?

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A. I am not doing what I want.    

Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:28:24 AM

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Joined: 8/7/2009
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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
Q: Why are you naked and watching girl/girl porn?

A: He bought it on May 23, 2008

adele
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:12:38 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Q. How old is that box of twinkies?


A. I really like doing it in the shower!

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Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2012 7:15:21 PM

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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
Q: Why is your vibrator always so clean after you masturbate?

A: She left her panties on the restaurant table
adele
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:21:09 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Q. Why was the waitress so happy when you and your friend left?


A. I just could not handle one more time

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Harry7785
Posted: Friday, August 31, 2012 6:02:33 AM

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Joined: 12/28/2011
Posts: 4,886
Location: Boca, United States
Q. Why was Adele passed out in Nikki's bed!

A. Till she screamed "Enough!"!
adele
Posted: Friday, August 31, 2012 8:54:16 PM

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Q. How long did Harry make his girlfriend watch the Japanese version of "jackass"?

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Harry7785
Posted: Saturday, September 01, 2012 5:01:17 PM

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Q. What did Willow's sex feel like when Adele was done with her?

A. Not in that hole.
adele
Posted: Sunday, September 02, 2012 12:07:00 AM

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Q. Where did you want me to put it?

A. And then I topped it off with nuts and whipped cream.

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Harry7785
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 2:01:16 PM

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Q. How does Adele like her oral sex?

A. Don't break the skin.
adele
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 9:01:25 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Q. Is it ok if I pop your cherry?

A. Turn the light off

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 3:54:43 PM

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Q: You've got the movie and I've got the ice cream, now what?

A: Every Saturday morning right after breakfast

Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 6:14:14 PM

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Q. When does Nathivan enjoy having a marathon of sex?

A. I finally found those freaking keys.
joecap
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 8:02:26 PM

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Joined: 9/14/2012
Posts: 53
Location: near the water, United States
hello1 Q. Why are you jumping up and down so deliciously?


A. because if i said it once i said it a thousand times. don't put your fingers there
adele
Posted: Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:40:33 PM

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Q. Why did you hit my hand with that hammer?

A. A box of wine and candlelight

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 25, 2012 3:15:55 AM

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Q. What would you like on the dinner table?

A. The time has come.
adele
Posted: Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:08:53 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Q. When should we go on that safari trip?

A. damn the torpedos!

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:45:15 AM

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Q. What`s that in the water Captain?

A. They said we smear it all over our bodies.
kinkitten
Posted: Sunday, December 09, 2012 1:02:07 AM

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q: what the hell are we supposed to do with all this guacamole?

a: i'd love some ripe melons.

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Nikki703
Posted: Sunday, December 09, 2012 1:51:31 AM

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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
Q: What do you think when you look at Adele's Av?

A: An iPod, 2 Bottles Of Champagne And A Purple Double Dong

TJ50
Posted: Sunday, December 09, 2012 5:35:02 AM

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Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
Q: So, Nikki, if your house was burning down and you could only grab a handful of things that were really important to you ... what would you take?


A: Because I just love birds in trees
Harry7785
Posted: Sunday, December 09, 2012 7:37:58 AM

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Location: Boca, United States
Q. So TJ, why were you walking naked through the nature preserve?

A. To avoid trouble.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 2:08:12 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 700,441
Q. Why do you always say yes to any women?

A. I did it just once but I'd love to do it again
honeydipped
Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 2:03:01 PM

Rank: The Bee's Knees

Joined: 8/16/2009
Posts: 1,680
Location: this side of bliss..., United States
q: have you ever played leap frog nude?

a: i just can't help myself!

"it is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~aristotle
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 10, 2013 6:56:11 PM

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Posts: 700,441
Q: Nia why do you always flash your boobs at me when you catch me talking on the phone?

A: Only because I was really bored
Jinxy
Posted: Tuesday, August 20, 2013 2:34:50 PM

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Location: In His Heart, United States
GingerKitty wrote:
How's that confusion coming along?

BATTENBURG!!


I tried readin thru this to get it, and im confused, im not even gonna try. :D

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jjustjenny
Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 2:11:35 PM

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Joined: 3/7/2013
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Location: United States
Q. Did you really spend the entire night counting all the posts from Jinxy?

A. So that's what they're calling it now.
adele
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 8:12:58 PM

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Chrissy123
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 11:33:18 PM

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Joined: 7/9/2012
Posts: 4,155
Location: In my bed waiting for you!, United States
Q. What is the sale on a 6 pack of condoms?

A. I think you should take control of the situation.

HotRodG
Posted: Thursday, March 13, 2014 9:12:49 PM

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Location: East Coast , United States
Q. What are you going to do about this crazy orgy?

A. I think I pulled a hamstring and dislocated my right shoulder.
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