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Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 2:51:19 PM

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Moderator

Joined: 12/25/2010
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Location: Under Your Bed, United States
When you wear your remote-controlled panties in public and someone decides to talk to you...mid orgasm.drunken


Smoothtalkin_wolf
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2012 1:51:52 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/31/2012
Posts: 212
Location: Chi-town area, United States
the awkward moment when you see the look on her face and realize she isnt pregnant... just fat. OUCH! Fugly
Frank
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2012 10:42:42 PM

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Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Your Gynecologist gets too friendly. Embarassed

Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

Frank
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2012 10:44:29 PM

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Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


You offer to pet sit without thinking! d'oh!

Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

Frank
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 10:09:02 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

Frank
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 10:33:48 PM

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Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Watch the guy at the end!

Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

Frank
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 10:35:15 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

adele
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 7:42:10 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,401
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
That awkward moment when you send someone a note telling them something that you feel bad about, then they call you and say something bad about themselves and you realize they haven't read the note yet. Now you feel like crap.

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

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Frank
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:05:29 AM

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Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

Frank
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:09:22 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

adele
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 6:21:37 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,401
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
LOL, when you post video and it is blocked ^^^^^

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
ramrod32784
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 6:31:54 PM

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Joined: 7/29/2012
Posts: 558
Location: Fl, United States
the awkward moment is when you're walking on a nude beach and a lady looks at your groin and laughs
adele
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 7:24:03 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,401
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
that awkward moment when you come out of somewhere after a "quickie" and realize the top you have on is inside out.

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 15, 2012 10:44:14 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 671,889
That moment where you are having a naughty txt convo and u get a txt from ur dad and you txt the naughtiest txt ever to him instead of ur sex txt buddy... hahaha that happend to me
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 10:33:47 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 671,889
when you've had a quickie in the car with your bf and you get back to your parents house and realise you both have the wrong jeans on!
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:47:23 AM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
When you open your garage door and find your adult offspring engaged in bdsm.....personally I thought it was hysterical....hubby is still recovering

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

SirBunny
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 1:35:09 PM

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Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 6,000
Location: KZN, South Africa
That awkward moment when you see a strange car on your front lawn and suddenly remember driving home from the bar last night, ... that you walked to. Pint Drunk Pour Wine drunken Nutbag




adele
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 6:12:43 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,401
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2012 4:37:50 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 671,889
When you have lost weight, and you are pushing your grocery trolley to your car outside the supermarket, and that is the precise time your loose skirt decides to hit the ground.
SweetSexyThing
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2012 5:08:56 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/28/2010
Posts: 552
Location: (Doesn't mean I'm Italian), Italy
Akward moment when you laugh at other's jokes then ask for explanation...


Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 6:03:47 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 671,889
When you're at a friends house having a drink and the friends hot milf friend with low self esteem tries to drag you out for a drink to "keep an eye on her so that she doesn't end up somewhere she shouldn't be". You really don't want to because you know what will happen: she'll start blubbing and come onto you and because you've had so much to drink in the last couple of days, you know you're gonna have several moments of weakness and shag her. You don't wanna be shagging your best friends friend, do ya? So you give her all the excuses you can think of, meanwhile your friend has her excuse: she's meeting a Dom, so she has plans. Frantically you try all your excuses and eventually she gets the message. That moment was awkward as fuck.
adele
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:08:16 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,401
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
That awkward moment when you are cybering and the other person says they want to do something that you reeeeealllly dislike, but you really like the person.

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
musicluver
Posted: Sunday, October 07, 2012 3:32:32 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/14/2012
Posts: 522
Location: somewhere boring, United States
The awkward moment while your having sex and your partner mentions your finger down south, and then you remember both your hands are on the bed by her head....
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 07, 2012 8:09:16 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 671,889
Kinky_Becky
Posted: Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:19:50 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 719
Location: Home, United States
The awkward moment where you find out the toothbrush you are using is your grandfather's.

Frank
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 10:44:36 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

Frank
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 10:56:31 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 11,464
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

Soleillalune
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 2:45:04 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/29/2013
Posts: 2,105
Location: If I was in your pants you'd know, United States
That awkward moment when you call your dog your online lovers name in front of kids

LYFBUZ
Posted: Tuesday, April 02, 2013 5:35:17 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 3,450
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
That awkward moment when you call your wife by your dog's name while on Lush with your on-line lover...
Jonathans_Fantasies
Posted: Friday, April 05, 2013 2:31:53 AM

Rank: Gentleman Master

Joined: 3/6/2013
Posts: 1,871
Location: God's Deep Freezer, United States
When you are trying to hit on the new girl in a chatroom and you click on it and send it to the last GUY you talked to!

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