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seeker4
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 11:51:24 AM

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Granted but you're chained to a computer that can only go to Lush.

I wish for a wild night on the town.

An outdoor tryst leads to making new friends, having new erotic experiences, and more...

New Friends

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
kellyqueen
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 9:43:55 PM

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Granted but you are in town for jungle animals and they are hungry.

I wish for a pay raise.
S2B
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 11:11:43 PM

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Granted, but the government raises taxes and you have less than you started with!

I wish for the best words in tough situations....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 8:05:10 AM

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Granted, but your words will be turned into fortune cookie sayings.

I wish for a vacation!
HunniDew
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 2:19:57 PM

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Granted but you sunbathe for so long that your skin ends up brown and leathery.

I wish for a weekend away with a very sexy man.



HunniDew
kellyqueen
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 7:27:16 PM

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Granted but its a cardboard cut out of Charlie Sheen

I wish it was bikini weather again.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 9:41:32 AM

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Granted but you have a reaction to the bikini wax that lasts for months.

I wish I could retire in my 40's and be financially stable enough to have fun!
kellyqueen
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:39:06 PM

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Granted but your financially stable in the tiny country of Armenia

I wish groceries were a bit cheaper.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 7:31:44 AM

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Wish granted but you turn into a loaf of bread.

I wish I had longer legs


Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 7:58:55 AM

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granted, but your feet are on the wrong way round and facing backwards

I wish my studio wasnt so hot right now
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 8:22:53 AM

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granted but your studio gets wrecked by a unexpected snow storm.

I wish calories would exercise themselves to their own fucking deaths.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 8:36:48 AM

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granted, but their corpses keep falling off you and leave a terrible smelling trail around you

I wish I had a magic paintbrush that is always loaded with the right colour
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 9:05:53 AM

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granted so you can colour my crown and hands in

I wish health and happiness to my friends
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 9:18:38 AM

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granted, but they spend too much time drinking Gin and wine so are happy but not healthy

I wish I had a bikini that doesnt fall off when I dive in the pool

Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 9:23:47 AM

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Granted i am giving you au naturale rights

I wish my friends wouldn't sit around drinking gin....very unhealthy
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 9:27:27 AM

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granted, they drink all your wine instead

I wish I had a never ending bottle of Bombay sapphire
seeker4
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 9:41:48 AM

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Granted but the stay in rehab eats up all your money

I wish for a phone company that is reliable and service-oriented


An outdoor tryst leads to making new friends, having new erotic experiences, and more...

New Friends

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 9:46:29 AM

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granted but you end up in never never land with peterpan

I wish my hair didnt get so knotted
S2B
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 9:56:10 AM

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Granted, but your hair is cut off in a freak hair styling accident. Weird....

I wish things stay headed in the right direction...
HunniDew
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 1:55:57 PM

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Granted, you now have a permanent hard on which is sometimes a little embarrassing in certain situations!

I wish I had the rest of the week off work.



HunniDew
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 1:58:53 PM

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granted but your off work because you have a terrible case of chicken pox, spots everywhere..

I wish i wasn't so tired all the time
seeker4
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 2:03:04 PM

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Granted but now you're so full of energy you can't stand, sit, or lie still.

I wish I had a huge Jacuzzi to share with someone special.

An outdoor tryst leads to making new friends, having new erotic experiences, and more...

New Friends

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 2:08:06 PM

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Granted but it has a huge hole in it so cant hold any water

I wish the mosquitoes would leave my ankles alone
HunniDew
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 2:15:24 PM

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Granted but they're now attacking your face.

I wish I had more willpower sometimes.



HunniDew
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:19:44 AM

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Granted my dear, here he is, Will Power, a lovely Queensland lad



I wish had a clone to go to work for me
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 8:15:19 AM

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Granted...pick your clone...



I wish my imagination wasn't so vivid...much easier on towels.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 8:54:51 AM

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Oh you're so mean... I think you already lost your imagination

But your wish is granted, your imagination is no longer vivid. You don't even need towels any more, just a wee little hanky.

I wish I was spooning in the moonlight
S2B
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 9:13:58 AM

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Granted, but it's a full moon and your lover turns into a werewolf running off into the night.

I wish for a Halloween filled with tricks and treats.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 9:39:51 AM

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granted, but you get tricked into treating the pervy old man next door to a blowjob

I wish Ryan Reynolds would knock on my door tonight asking for a treat
kellyqueen
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 8:53:53 PM

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Granted but all he wants is some milk duds like you gave Wolf Blitzer and Katie Couric.

I wish I wasn't shy so much anymore.
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