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Posted: Monday, December 14, 2009 5:11:40 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
Lisa wrote:
We had a new guy start at work recently. During his first week, as he was walking toward the photocopier, he let out a couple on his way past my desk. He just continued on as if nothing had happened.


Perhaps that's just his way of letting you know that he's really comfortable in your presence 6 A few weeks from now, he might stop as he's walking by, drop to the floor, roll over on his back, whimper like a puppy and beg for you to scratch his tummy.



Not to speak for Lisa, but a cup of coffee or a flower would seem a nicer way to say hello. fart
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ali2teaseu wrote:
WellMadeMale wrote:
Lisa wrote:
We had a new guy start at work recently. During his first week, as he was walking toward the photocopier, he let out a couple on his way past my desk. He just continued on as if nothing had happened.


Perhaps that's just his way of letting you know that he's really comfortable in your presence 6 A few weeks from now, he might stop as he's walking by, drop to the floor, roll over on his back, whimper like a puppy and beg for you to scratch his tummy.



Not to speak for Lisa, but a cup of coffee or a flower would seem a nicer way to say hello. fart


I agree with that one. evil4

It amuses me that a topic about farting has reached more than one page. This is awesome...to me anyway...fart

Wishing you well,
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Posted: Monday, December 14, 2009 8:09:13 PM

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Posted: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 5:07:44 AM

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That's funny!
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Posted: Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:46:51 PM

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Lisa, Ali is this like in grade school when some boy would pull your hair if he liked you? He's dropping ass charges in some weird form of flattery?? Or perhaps somebody just needs to push away the hot dogs with onions and mustart at lunch...

For myself personally, I really began to aquire my Dad's lactose intollerance into my 20's. Used to chug down milk by the gallon as a kid, but sometime after 21 or so, milk would just tear me up and give my aweful gas. The shop I was working in at the time was converted truck repair bay, so it was really big. I could clear out the whole shop. Finally figured out it was the bowl of cereal and milk for breakfast that would cause an evacutaion drill after lunch, lol. I miss my bran flakes, **sigh**
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Posted: Friday, December 18, 2009 5:40:40 AM

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I really find farting amusing ,, when it is a little girl 3 or 4 years old ,, I've noticed when they do this ,, and someone asks,, ( what was that?) ,, they get a uneasy smile on their face ,,, But let a little boy do the same thing ,,and you wont ever hear the end of it.

I am speaking from personal experience here.,,, 9 grandchildren.
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Posted: Monday, December 21, 2009 4:20:32 PM

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Some kid farted on me at work the other day. It was really awkward.

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, December 21, 2009 5:53:11 PM

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Why girls...don't fart

Embedding removed by request: If this is your kind of humor

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Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 4:34:16 AM

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This was the bonus scene of "A knight's tale" after all the credits were done.



Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 3:33:22 PM

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Found a card for a birthday.

Quote:
ALL ABOUT FARTS

A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, posonous cloud...

A fart can be short, or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
to sound just like a song...

A fart can create a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless
or silent, but deadly...

A fart might not smell, while others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, or linger awhile...

A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone with strange looks on their faces...

From wide-open prarie to small elevators,
A fart will find all of us sooner or later...

But not all farts are bad, this is simply not true - We mustn't forget... Dear, sweet, old farts like you!!


I thought I'd share it with you all lol

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
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Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 3:49:08 PM

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LushPrincess wrote:
Like Shrek said "better out than in" lmfao!

... and we have a saying in my family; I'd rather lose a friend than an intestine. [uhm yeah it loses some of it's meaning in translation.] I have 5 brothers, you can just imagine the number of farts and fart jokes I've endured in my short 23yrs of life - I've learned to stop fighting it and embrace it. Sure, most men would rather think that a female doesn't do this kinds of things - but me. I'd rather be upfront about it...

Hurray for farts! hello1
hello2 Mara these Gringos loose everything in translation but I got your back and totally agree ....Yo prefriero perder un amigo que una tripa......I would rather loose a friend than bust a gut.....that is the correct translation.hello1



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 4:01:07 PM

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Definately A Damn Good Card LYDIA!
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Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 7:14:41 PM

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Thanks Shameless, I thought you'd like it!

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
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Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 8:07:09 PM

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Your welcome Lydia.
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Posted: Thursday, December 24, 2009 10:27:42 AM

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From 1998



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Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 24, 2009 10:43:00 AM

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This thread is still alive??? confused1
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Posted: Thursday, December 24, 2009 11:20:35 AM

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ali2teasu ,, I am surprised myself also ,, So maybe the next time I get to having to much trouble with gas ,, I will view it as something that not only smells bad ,, but also as LAUGHING GAS!
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Posted: Friday, December 25, 2009 12:25:08 PM

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Mwahahahahahha it's ALIVEE!!

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 25, 2009 1:06:54 PM

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Laughing now!
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Posted: Friday, December 25, 2009 1:56:32 PM

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This is a good thing

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 26, 2009 9:02:32 AM

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Depends on how hard I laugh.
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Posted: Saturday, December 26, 2009 12:05:30 PM

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I always blame it on the dog in the room, anyway.

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Posted: Saturday, December 26, 2009 12:07:04 PM

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What do you do when there is no dog, WMM?

Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, December 26, 2009 12:15:17 PM

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The indigenous barking spider species, native to just about everywhere in America, Lydia

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 26, 2009 12:32:37 PM

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I've always heard it called African barking spiders.
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Posted: Saturday, December 26, 2009 1:31:53 PM

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I generally try to suppress most of the more common and offensive bodily functions while I'm out in public. And...when my gf is visiting, I will move to another room or outside - to take care of business.

Likewise, I've really never noticed any of my long-term girlfriends ever burping, passing gas, belching, closing one nostril and blowing one out sideways - or hocking up a lung cookie.

I did have, once...a fiancee' who resembled Roseann Barr - personality-wise...and she treated me to the whole schmeer - sadly. Her habits while sometimes funny - were pretty crude and definitely influenced my decision to break things off with her 4 months before our wedding date. The fact that a good friend admitted to having a fling with her one afternoon was the major factor in that decision...but hey, if she had not been so offensive and 'just plain hillybilly' in other ways...I might've been able to overlook her indiscretion a bit easier.

Or, eh...most likely not.

There are many things which I would prefer to remain a mystery, within a relationship.



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Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 26, 2009 1:58:07 PM

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Sounds like a wise decision to me.
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Posted: Sunday, December 27, 2009 2:45:07 PM

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shameless009 wrote:
Well farting is funny ,,,,Now If I Can Just Do Something About The Smell.
Pabst beer, jalapenoes, and refried beans will take care of the smellcrybaby
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Posted: Sunday, December 27, 2009 2:48:04 PM

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So ,, If I get drunk enough ,, The smell will go away?
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shameless009 wrote:
So ,, If I get drunk enough ,, The smell will go away?


And WWM and GL will look like this:



Wishing you well,
Lydia



An office party takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
An office proposition is made in Drunk Off Lust - Nightcap


A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
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