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jacobport
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 10:42:32 PM

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count to ten using only one hand. I never really understood why, but I think it had to do with..........

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Jillicious
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 10:52:35 PM

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...having only one index finger on one hand which could only type dots; ten of them. So I finally decided to give up on this futile quest and instead turn my attention to...

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nicola
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 11:51:17 PM

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...washing my mother's other favorite breed of toy dog, her Shih-Tzu. I wondered why my mother had her large pot on the stove, when the Snafu and the Shih-Tzu looked at me with terror in their eyes. I immediately recounted a popular Glenn Close movie in the 80's, and decided the only course of action would be to...
jacobport
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:15:40 AM

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Make my favorite stew. Oh, how I used to love mom making this for me on a cold winter morning. Letting it simmer all day, and it would be ready just in time for........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 12:19:50 PM

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... me to put me knickers and trews on and dash off to combat the ever annoying ...
jacobport
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 1:01:15 PM

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......Gypsymoth. Those things flap their wings just outside my window and it keeps me up all hours of the evening. To get rid of them I would open the window and yell...........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 2:26:14 PM

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"Shoo fly pie, and apple pan dowdy...makes your eyes light up and your tummy say howdy." There is no quicker way to run off moths than for me to begin singing, unless it's to begin...


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jacobport
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 5:19:58 PM

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......yodeling my favorite song "When the cuckoo calls, early springtime falls. Oh di lay le oh. Hoh di lay lee lay lee oh. All the snow will go, meadows green will grow. Oh di lay le oh. Hoh di loh".....and if that doesn't work I'll.............




"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 7:45:25 PM

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propose matrimony to her. That never fails to drive off the women...

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jacobport
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 8:32:11 PM

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unless you are in 2 wheel drive. But even in All-wheel you can still slip and slide if you hit a patch of........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Jillicious
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 9:20:23 PM

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...blueberries. I decided to forget about the cars and the driving. I instead pointed my efforts and attention to my latest invention...

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nicola
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 10:04:42 PM

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...the automated chicken feather pluckerâ„¢, for home use. Several test runs of my chicken feather plucking machine had proved rather a failure, so I decided instead, to concentrate on my other invention, the...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 10:47:31 PM

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...the automated pillow stuffing machine, but since I didn't have any feathers to stuff the pillows with because of the initial failure of the chicken plucker, I realized my career as an inventor was probably never going to take off and decided instead I should probably just ...


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jacobport
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 4:24:19 AM

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..make breakfast. Mmmmm, first meal of the day. Toast, coffee, bacon, croissants, Waffles, Pancakes, French Toast, Eggs, and my ultimate favorite, .......

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 4:23:25 PM

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freshly churned aardvark cheese. Just a few sprinkles on the muffins, eggs and in my morning coffee makes me feel like...

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident.
jacobport
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 5:16:31 PM

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a natural woman. Woman. Sorry, just saw Aretha Franklin last night in concert and have that song stuck in my head! Damn! she was terrific, belted out notes I didn't know existed. She's got soul and power. But above that, she has........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 5:21:01 PM

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...a bottle of home-brew and a bag of good weed stashed in her dressing room which would go perfect after a big breakfast of ardvark cheese. I figure if there was just some way I could talk to her body guards perhaps I could convince them to...


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jacobport
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 5:45:00 PM

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take out the trash thats been piling up in the barn for weeks on end. The stuff is starting to smell and the neighbors are complaining. One more word out of them and I'll have to..........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Jillicious
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 6:53:37 PM

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...invite them over for dinner. I do love neighbors who talk to me. When they come over I'll have to ask them if they want...

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nicola
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 7:14:46 PM

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...to get funky on the dining room table, like Essex swingers did in the 80's, deep in the heart of suburban England. Reminiscing about the 80's, I began to pine for...
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 7:26:53 PM

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...more ellipses. I had gotten a truckload of them, well...off the back of a truck...they were such a bargain, I couldn't resist buying the lot. But now I had more than I knew what to do with, so I...............

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Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 8:06:39 PM

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retreated to the place known as the "Walden of the grate Northwest" (the endower of the moniker, Ereb the Nearly Great, was homophonically challenged), a small place in the isolated Cascade foothills of Snohomish County WA for eighteen years of silence, hoping to burn through the lot of them. During my retreat, I fell in love with a mad ...
jacobport
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:31:31 PM

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libs magazine and it kept me busy for hours. Being alone was the really tricky part, with filling in the blanks with verbs, nouns and adjectives. I always liked it though when they asked for peoples..........


"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:46:20 PM

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. . .credit card information and mother's maiden name. It was at that point, that I couldn't stand it any more. I picked up the phone and. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:58:32 PM

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...decided to order a pizza, then I realized the nearest pizza joint was 1600 miles away so instead I realized I had better...


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jacobport
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 10:14:18 PM

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start walking, because at an average of 10 miles per day, or 16.09344 kilometers for you metric types, i could make it there in 160 days. I have a feeling that when I get there I will have a huge hunger for......

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Jillicious
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 10:47:11 PM

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...a sci-fi marathon of Babylon 5. Oh, that I could experience such a thing in real life. I decided to make my own spacecraft and...

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 3:56:09 AM

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... had all those superfluous ellipsis to use so the space craft could be riveted together! The elation I felt as each rivet shot into spacecraft grade tin foil was close to being...
jacobport
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 4:21:34 AM

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The same feeling I got when I would pop the heads off dandelions ....."oh, momma had a baby and its head POPPED off". With a flick of the thumb, the head...........


"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 6:50:57 AM

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. . . cheerleader began her hitch-hiking escaped, which worried her sister, who was once no better. In fact, in her wilder years, her older sister had slept. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

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